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FYI I Am A Spy (Live Action)
06/29/08, 23:00
NERD +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
((+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++))
ALSO +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>/++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++< |
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Another Furry shows off his guns
06/29/08, 22:59
Is it a bad sign that my knee literally, not just figuratively, jerks at this kind of thing?
The hard-jerk, the kind that kicks balls, and punches in the kidneys. |
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Diamond HAL
06/29/08, 22:55
OKAY WHAT THE HELL!?
DAMN YOU HAL, YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE INTERNET!
I HOPE YOU'SE PROUDA YO'SELF!! |
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Anita Bryant Gets Pied By 'Four Self-Proclaimed Homosexuals'
06/29/08, 22:50
Karma is a nasty sonnuvabitch. |
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Office Space: deleted scenes
06/29/08, 22:47
It all depends on your defintion of work, m'friend.
Sometimes manual labor is the best kind of labor a guy can get. |
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Office Space- Traffic rap
06/29/08, 22:41
White.
People. |
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Halo
06/29/08, 20:41
These stars represent five letters:
K___
M_____
F______
D______
M___
You fill in the blanks. Heh. </smartass> |
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Littl' Bits Intro
06/29/08, 20:13
Dude it was all about Disney Afternoon fool. Ducktails and Tailspin and Darkwing Duck, and of course, the American Born Year-Twenty-Twenty C.O.P.S. animated series from DiC.
Baldwin P. "Bulletproof" Vess will fuck your ass up. |
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High School Graduation Mooning
06/29/08, 19:36
And we aquired our Freedoms thanks to the French.
You wanna get historical? There's a line of people behind me just itching to get their hate on for American Jingoism.
Let it fly, unleash that deep hate for the hyprocrisy our nation is built on.
Or whatever, sit in your chair and laugh about a kid getting his diploma taken for what we all wish we could do.
Tell me it's justified. Tell me it's fair. Tell me it's all part-and-parcel. Tell me it's business-as-usual. Tell me there wasn't a time when the First Amendment meant something, besides not shouting "FIRE!!!" in a crowded theatre.
I don't see a fire, and I don't see only four exit signs.
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Saving Private Ryan - Alternate Soundtrack
06/29/08, 19:30
"Mash-up" tag?
FUCK YEAH!!! |
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Tsuneo Imahori : H.T. (The Trigun Theme)
06/29/08, 19:26
"Needs a 'Vash is a pussy' tag" |
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Where's Poppa? - Trial Scene
06/29/08, 19:07
UnderANeonHalo hates the First Amendment.
He's also an unapologetic 1-star-without-comment faggot. He sucks cocks, disregard him. |
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Anita Bryant Gets Pied By 'Four Self-Proclaimed Homosexuals'
06/29/08, 19:00
Dear Anita Bryant:
Fruit Pie.
Your Face.
Don't Call Us, We'll Call You.
With Utmost Honesty,
Dr. Homosexuals, Esq, Ph.D.
PS: Praying is done better with your hands steepled in front of your chest, clear away from your face, and on your knees. We want our leather boots to have a clear shot at your teeth.
PPS: We'll pull these cocks out if you didn't have such a wide, loud throat to put them in. |
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He-Man Cartoon Intro
06/29/08, 18:52
FILMATION PRESENTS
GAY!!!!!!
(!!!)
FABULOUS SECRET POWERS!! |
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Littl' Bits Intro
06/29/08, 18:47
I used to know this guy, Noah Tsutsui, a half Japanese kid in my neighborhood, dad was a Nipponigrant, apparently got too tired of his home culture and married a nice, quite good-looking blonde American girl. Well, this Tsutsui kid was the fellow youngster who told me, already being raised on Japanimation, "Dude, check out this Lil' Bits show, it's dumb, but it's kinda cool."
I miss Noah. I should Google his ass, just to talk shit and shoot the breeze. |
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Unbeatable Banzuke- neko de drive
06/29/08, 18:14
YOU QUESTION THE JAPANESE PEOPLES ABILITY TO CREATE THIS!?
For SHAME friend, for SHAME! |
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Baghdad ER
06/29/08, 18:12
I knew I'd fucking regret watching this.
What the fuck, world? |
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Office Space - Fax machine scene
06/29/08, 17:05
Also, Michael "D-Fens" Bolton is a more reasonable approximation of what the protagonist of Falling Down should have been:
A spineless guy who sings along to the street rap in his car, and shuts it down and locks the doors when he spies some homeless guy looking to wash some windows comes up on him.
(I got my pistolpoint cocked, ready to link shots nonstop till I see yo' ass drop, and let yo' homies know who dunnit, and.... **DOORLOCK**...... I GOT THIS KILLA UP INSIDA ME, CAN'T TALK TO MY MOTHER SO I TALK TO MY DIARY!) |
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FLCL - episode 1
06/29/08, 16:53
Covering the basics, for a guy who didn't even type what anime he's already seen.
How do I know this petep fellow who I've known so long hasn't seen Samurai Champloo; for all I know, he's seen things <i>I<i> haven't? |
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FLCL - episode 1
06/29/08, 16:51
Cowboy Bebop --- [Japanese Sci-Fi, "The Year 2071", Adventure, Four Characters: (2M 1F) Blasé Kickass-Takenames Bounty Hunters + one 13YR old Orphan & Hacker Supreme, Also: "We can run from the past forever, or we can face it." ala Hamlet is the theme.] ****+1/2*
Trigun --- [Japanese Sci-fi, Spaghetti Western, "The Year 30XX-40XX", Adventure, 1 Primary Protagonist (Who is a complete fucking nerd who somehow manages to have perfect 100percent aim, enough so that nobody ever dies under his watch) 2 Primary Antagonists, 1 Co-partner, 2 Ditzy Insurance Girls trying to make sure The Legendary $$60,000,000,000 doesn't destroy any more property, with the theme being, "One innocent man against a world of sand and badguys who just need a second chance at life." OR, IF YOU PREFER: "Your future is a blank train ticket. You're already on this train we call Life. Your ticket is blank. Put 2 and 2 together, and that means you can always change your destination, and make yourself and the world around you right."] ***** + *
Irresponsible Captain Tylor --- I'd love to get into this. Basically, it's 90's anime with this wierd anti-war bent. I'm not going to spoil this one for you, and good luck finding it.
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