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Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Sniper
06/17/08, 19:20
you mean the movie? |
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Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Sniper
06/17/08, 19:11
<TF2 fanfiction> |
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Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Sniper
06/17/08, 19:09
I am now imagining why Demoman's parents decided to immigrate to Scotland... and his childhood, learning how to build pipebombs.
Also, the Scout's parents are probably proud of their son, but worry that he's so cavalier with his life and doesn't wear any body armor. And when he does phone home, he's talking too fast for Mrs. and Mr. Scout to even keep up with him.
Meanwhile, the Pyro's parents locked him in a room for the first 16 years of his life, until he broke out, grabbed an ax, and went Lizzie Borden on them.
And the Spy? Oh man, he's what happens when the lovechild between Brock Samson and Molotov Cocktease gets a balaclava and a butterfly knife for his sixth birthday. |
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Two guys pick a fight in a park
06/17/08, 18:50
Well that came out awkwardly, but you know what I mean. Seriously, Blue Suit Dude, screw you too for not helping Reverse Bruce Lee beat down your fucking asshole shit-for-brains buddy, pal. You see ANYONE do this, I don't care if you're the closest of friends, if you're standing next to someone who pulls this kind of shit, then you'd better resolve that situation in under 1.87 seconds, or you're an accomplice too.
(All of this only applies to our bouncer friends who can get away with punching a public asshole without incurring jailtime)
The sad thing is, I bet this experience brought them closer together. And now I like to pretend it was a pair of non-faggy gay guys in the park, and one decided to hit the Breeder girl, and got what was so rightfully coming to him. |
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Lump
06/17/08, 18:36
You're entitled to that opinion Aubrey, I don't own a single CD of these guys, and the only other song I remember is Peaches for the ninja fight, and that one was already submitted and up here.
Big empty-eyed shrug, right here. What'm I gonna do, yanno? I know; I'll dig up other things in order to add them to the pile of things previously dug up. |
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Girl Caught Shoplifting Cries for Mom
06/17/08, 18:23
"Petite Larceny" was the hooker with a heart of gold who I last paid money to, back in the 80s, when I was down in Vice City. She was a nice girl, but man, if you pissed her off, she'd cut you like a slice of butter. Kinda reminds me of watching that young Catalina kid growing up. She had a mouth like a sailor at the age of 5. Having that many brothers will do that to you I guess. I wonder how she's doing these days? Ah, but I digress. |
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Girl Caught Shoplifting Cries for Mom
06/17/08, 18:16
And you didn't even try to justify WHY you think Crackerella Whinesalot doesn't deserve the thick black verbal metaphorical cock in her mouth, did you now? DID YOU.
At least you know why I'm having to hit the brakes and call you out on your measly two stars. |
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Girl Caught Shoplifting Cries for Mom
06/17/08, 18:05
THE moans of the dying Enjoy, THE!
And yes, it's now a linkable tag.
God I freakin' LOVE! this camera man, he was at just the right place, at the perfect time to be there, and had everything he needed to say long-since planned out ahead of time.
It's like he just got paid his personal Reparations in full, and all it took was 2+ minutes of watching Whitey K.(leptomaniac) McRichbitch getting clobbered by the long arm of the ... Security Guards.
Still though, I think we can all fistpump and go BOOYAH for this video. |
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Psycho In A Coffee Shop
06/17/08, 17:56
The term/name/word you're looking for is "ComradeDouche," who happens to be everyone's hero for bringing out the worst in crazy people, always having a camcorder, and then posting the videos. |
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The Ghetto Deposition
06/17/08, 17:43
That's not what they get paid to do, snothouse. |
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Three Year Old Shakes Her Pork Chops
06/17/08, 17:36
The Death of Innocence. |
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Three Year Old Shakes Her Pork Chops
06/17/08, 17:19
HAHAHAHAHA, I just looked, and realized when I read the description, in the hopper, it looked like whoever submitted it was trying to say, "Wait until (she is) 17."
+5 for that. And Keefu? You're dancing on a very narrow tightrope, suspended above thin ice, and doing magnificently at it. |
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Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Sniper
06/17/08, 17:06
"FUCK YOU WHITE, I didn't create this sitation, I'm DEALING with it! You're actin' like a first year fuckin' theif, I'm actin' like a professional!" |
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Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Sniper
06/17/08, 17:02
Seeing that panic-faced blue bobble-head restored my faith that eventually, we're going to see some "Hunted" maps.
Where's his little umbrella though? |
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Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Sniper
06/17/08, 17:00
Bar none. |
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Area 88 : The Series
06/17/08, 16:29
Yeah, the introduction starts here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwqz-vFy_Dg
Sorry if the storyline gets chopped by a misplaced number. |
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Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Sniper
06/17/08, 16:05
"I'm not a crazed gunman dad! I'm an assassin!! ... Well the difference being one is a job and the other is MENTAL SICKNESS!" |
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Speak Out Against Hate Speech
06/17/08, 15:13
I say we raid this video. C'mon, personal army, let's rock and roll! |
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THE FINAL ULTIMATE QUINTESSENTIAL IRAQ PARTY VAN
06/17/08, 15:05
Holy shit, actually, this idea would be better than Springtime For Hitler. |
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THE FINAL ULTIMATE QUINTESSENTIAL IRAQ PARTY VAN
06/17/08, 15:04
A Middle-Eastside Story |
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