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Don LaFontaine: The Voice
05/25/08, 23:24
[-43nd octave] "What do you want me to say?" |
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Kid gets kicked by a horse
05/25/08, 20:57
Also having looked over it frame by frame, I'd say yeah, from the fact that he now has one regular knee, and one backwards-canted bird knee, he barely managed to stumble two steps before making it worse and collapsing.
Also, what the fuck agony are you talking about us having been spared from? Every time I see a toddler who's PARENTS don't even care enough about him (have you noticed its always a him?) getting tripped by a guy in a marching band for running through the middle of the formation, or see him get hit in the face with a wooden croquet ball for leaning right into the oncoming ramp, or see him aquire a permanent, life-long limp at the age of three because he doesn't listen to his father doesn't respect animals... I just lauuuuuugh and LAAAAAUGH and laugh, cuz if his parents don't care enough, you couldn't PAY me to.
I like to pretend it's always the same toddler in all of these videos, just with different hair each time. |
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Japanese sword vs. a 50 caliber machine gun
05/25/08, 20:41
So, if you were up against seven cyborg ninjas with these things, that last bullet might get lucky and hit the fuel tank.
I am suddenly reminded of Metal Gear Solid 2 |
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Mythbusters - Gattling Gun vs Tree
05/25/08, 20:32
I'm not sure if that was in the original spirit of the myth... But I like it anyway |
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Aliens: The Express Elevator To Hell
05/25/08, 19:36
Oh fuck, and this clip also doesn't include Hudson's whole "Don't worry Ripley, me and my team of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check this out, particle beam phalanx. Fry half a city with this puppy! We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPG's... We got Sonic Electronic Ball-Breakers! We got nukes. We got knives, we got pointy sticks...
I can't wait for this link to die, my bad for only giving the selections available to link to a quick look-over before picking one. |
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Aliens -Stranded
05/25/08, 19:30
And now, Innocent Bystander will forever be referred to in Aliens threads as "Lt. Gorman." |
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Alien - deleted scene
05/25/08, 16:59
I've gotta go back and watch this movie some time, namely after getting the director's cut. |
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rally car jump
05/25/08, 16:07
This is an idea I can get behind. |
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Kid Gets Hit in the Face with a Trashcan
05/25/08, 16:01
Half of these twenty stars are for the video, the other for the comments here.
This kid will not be playing with the older kids, while sulking in his room for a week. |
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Jumpen
05/25/08, 15:59
When I saw the title "Jumpen," I had no idea what I was clicking on. I'll second awesomely stupid. |
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Whip Cream Inflation
05/25/08, 15:52
Then after it's gone, you really miss it like an old friend.
Exactly. |
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Loading a bobcat on to truck
05/25/08, 15:49
Oh stop showing off! It's not an ATV. |
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Wingsuits
05/25/08, 15:40
[In my best Don LaFontaine movie preview voice] :
"The world we know has ceased to exist."
"Nature has turned against us. Techtonic plate shifts have reshaped the land, altering the face of our planet forever. Four billion people have died already in the global upheavals of our mother Earth."
"Now, in humanity's darkest hour, a team of rogue BASE-jumpers set a plan in motion."
"At the end of the 21st century, we will face an enemy more immovable, more insurmountable, and more indifferent than any ever imagined." |
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Wingsuits
05/25/08, 15:10
The Phillipines and most of Northern Mexico, duh! |
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Aliens: The Express Elevator To Hell
05/25/08, 14:12
Right after I submitted it, I found another one going all the way to the slow dropship circling of the compound, and the APC drop off, so I'm gonna downvote it too. Maybe I can edit the link somehow. |
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Windmill out of control
05/25/08, 14:08
All set to the Blue Danube |
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Kid Rides His Bike Into A Building
05/25/08, 13:40
I think he was going to try and get enough momentum to gap the door; you know, go up and over the top and land it on the ramp on the other side.
Apparently he just steer very well. |
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Kid gets hit with giant ball
05/25/08, 13:34
I miss playing this game so much.
Also, kid landed on his neck, and rolled three quarters the rest of the way over. That's pretty talented acrobatics for not seeing a heavy object coming directly at your face.
And here I thought I heard somewhere that the human eye is most attuned to the greenish wavelengths! |
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Incident Action Plan
05/25/08, 13:26
Yeah, the big rig had a backup plan.
Not so sure about the other guy. |
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Octopus escapes through 1 inch hole
05/25/08, 13:11
"Nyeeeah, I'm plannin' a jailbrake, see?
"But whaddabout da guardtowah, they'd spot ya in seconds!"
"That's why we ain't GOIN' over da wall."
"Wait, huh?"
"Nyeeeah see, we're goin' unda it."
"Ahh, yah nuts!" |
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