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55 second paper airplane flight.
05/25/08, 12:48
With as many different colors of paper and designs of airplane, if at all possible. Fill the skies with gently decending maple-seed origami. |
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Badminton Match Point Rally
05/25/08, 12:38
There were definately some experienced cockshufflers in that room. |
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Dog jumps out of car window
05/25/08, 12:33
Dogs: 110% Retardation, Every Day, All Day. |
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CSI: Miami - David Caruso intros
05/24/08, 22:36
SEE!?
[Un-sunglasses]
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles...
[Sunglasses]
...And by opposing end them.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! |
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Lego Showdown
05/24/08, 22:20
This is exactly the sort of purposefully childish shenanigans that I regularly fall in love with. |
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Meat Beat Manifesto - Mindstream
05/24/08, 22:14
I rate it:
Satyricon
Subliminal Sandwich
99%
At The Center
RUOK in Dub 5.1
Then everything I can't remember or don't have. |
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Mr. Scruff - Honeydew
05/24/08, 20:03
How many wheels does your car have?
Not as many as this one!
The new 12-wheel squirrel.
And by the way, Mr. Scruff is extremely nice to kick back and relax with, in whatever fashion most appeals to you. |
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WarGames - Joshua Learns
05/24/08, 19:52
Far East Strategy?
Middle East War?
Isreal Palestine Escalation?
India Pakistan War?
Do you remember living during the Cold War? They're not entirely far-fetched to the point of fiction. |
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Kung FU VS Yoga.
05/24/08, 18:33
What can I even say? I'm crushed that there aren't more scenes like this in old, low budget kung-fu movies. |
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Kung Fu Ronald McDonald
05/24/08, 18:23
"This was originally a perfectly normal McDonald's ad"
You, sir, dance the line between "perfectly normal," and "pefectly non-sensical" like a whirling dervish. |
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Great Soccer Kick
05/24/08, 17:43
It's the kind of masochistic pain which sometimes must be endured on a single child's shoulders, for the betterment of all. |
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American Inventor - Psychic Bike Wheel...things
05/24/08, 17:36
"YES, there are wheels that are shaped like that, but they don't DO what my wheel does; this wheel has a SUBLIMINAL SAFETY SYSTEM built in!" |
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This happens when you don't properly vent a sealed storage tank before emptying it
05/24/08, 17:28
INVISIBLE GIANT ROBOT TAKES A CASUAL STROLL! |
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The Dolemite Explosion Trailer
05/24/08, 17:21
Cinema at it's zenith. |
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Gunfight from the movie "Heat"
05/22/08, 23:29
And why does everyone forget Val Kilmer? He's only the guy who opens fire first, and seems to have Solid Snake's headband with the number of bullets he fires. |
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Gunfight from the movie "Heat"
05/22/08, 23:15
I BOUGHT THIS MOVIE TODAY, JUST FOR THIS SCENE AND THE STORY BEHIND IT.
If you don't like "Heat," then fuck you, and I'll shoot you if someone puts a gun in my hand, I ever meet you, and you specifically use the words, "I'm not a big fan of heist movies."
Also, fave'd. |
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Cyriak's Animation Mix
05/22/08, 22:26
It took me forever to notice Jesus is driving his cop-car on the surface of a river, ala his whole water-walking act.
This will never get boring; it's an infinite source of ... well, it's an infinite source of SOMETHING, that's for sure. |
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The civil war in four minutes
05/22/08, 20:27
And so, the Union was preserved. |
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Low Flying Harrier
05/22/08, 20:17
"I'm not gonna look, I'm not even gonna flinch."
HE LIES. |
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Torpedo Misfire
05/22/08, 19:59
WOOPS!!
Also: "WHAT THE... FUCK!!!!" |
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