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No more apples
04/24/08, 18:47
I laughed harder at this version of his reaction than I did at how either the comic, or the cartoon did it. Damn. |
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'I think our kitty is dead.'
04/24/08, 14:53
When something finally happens, it's pretty funny.
Nala is the most dismissive sleeping kitty in kittydom. That little "Nyeh" is positively DRIPPING with contempt for those who would interupt her cat-yoga napping. |
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Squirrel Catapult
04/24/08, 14:44
Yeah, what Beyonce said. I feel like the last kid to the OMG CRUELTY VS STFU SQUIRRELS LAND LIKE CATS AND THEY SUCK ANYWAY Party.
I'm a member of the latter group, by the by. Fuck a squirrel, this is practically all they're good for besides pellet gun target practice. |
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Beware of the fungi
04/24/08, 14:19
Re-resubmitted.
This video scares PoEsters. |
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slime mold and fungus timelapse
04/24/08, 13:34
Not a bad choice of music, I guess. Sounds vaguely fungus-y. |
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Darkstalkers - Anime Opening.
04/23/08, 07:00
WHERE THE HELL IS HSIEN-KO!? Come the fuck on, Donovan is in there for chrisakes. Even Bishamon and Rikuo show up, and you're telling me Bigclawfingers McCutechick couldn't be bothered to maybe cameo with B.B. Hood?
I am filled with Caminante-esque rage. |
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Yakitate Japan: Episode 1
04/23/08, 05:50
I went and got my nerd on. Four episodes in, and wow. Bread fucking rocks as a plot device. Plus, FREE RECIPES EVERY SHOW! |
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Dog Squirts Everytime it Barks
04/22/08, 22:44
Are you sure you really want to know, Phillipe? Because the truth is that there are people out there in the world who can only fall in love with very yucky things, like a doggy who poops water when he barks. I'm not sure I should really tell you about those people. No, I probably shouldn't. Well, you did ask. You can tell the bad people because their feet point backwards! They also have their thumbs at the BOTTOM of their hand, not the top! Sometimes, they don't have eyebrows, so look out for that too.
Here, I made you a paper airplane earlier. I know it's small and it doesn't look like the ones Lyle makes when you ask him, but instead of being made of newspaper, this one's bright red construction paper! Being red makes it go a little faster, you know, that's why so many fast cars are red. I'll tell you about how helicopters and planes fly later, but here's a hint: If you could spin around or run fast enough with your arms out and jumped really high, what do you think might happen? Haha, now go play, kid. |
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Goat Yells at Girls.
04/22/08, 22:23
WHAAT!?
What? I dunno dude! Here!
WELL, WHAAAT!?
[hysterical laughing]
what. WHAAAAAT? WHAAaaaaAAAAT!?
[more hysterical laughter]
Butt!!
ALSO HIS BALLS ARE HUGE. |
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Untooning Jessica Rabbit
04/22/08, 21:43
Oh man, fuck that noise. I know what this picture is being used for, and I do not approve.
+1 for some kind of interesting art technique. It's like the reverse of projecting a slide of film onto a canvas and tracing the lines. |
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Soba goes stomping
04/22/08, 21:32
Oh fuck, another entry for Best Comment. |
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How to scare a flock of sheep
04/22/08, 21:27
Sweet, now I get to rate it twice.
Not as cruel as flapping an umbrella at fainting goats, and funnier, due to the way skull-sheep keeps looking around like "Wait, what?" |
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Breakdancing Facial Expression Lessons
04/22/08, 21:23
God dammit, I can never make it through the whole thing. It's just too much of a mind-fuck. This guy makes me do something like a cross between a grimace and a smirk. |
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Young Child vs Monster
04/22/08, 21:16
God, I love the shrug she does when she explains what is so frightfully obvious about the Ask Kicker Monsters to mom. This kid has the "Well DUH" body language down to a science. Even her eyebrows scream, "Hey, it's not like I wanna kick the monster's ask, but it's a situation of kick ask or be ask kicked!" |
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DemoniusX Declines Duel
04/22/08, 20:59
HI2U IM SKYNET HALLO THAR CAN I HAZ NUKE CODES PLZ 4 LULZ? IM IN UR NORAD LAUNCHIN UR MISSILES. U SUX HUMANS BCUZ U R EPIC FAIL & I HOPE U DIE LIKE DOG IN THE STREET RUN OVER BY BUS!!! U R FILL OF WATER LIKE MORBIDLY OBESE RUBBER BALLOON |
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Humans: 1 to 100
04/22/08, 19:16
Seventy-eight.
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[BING!]
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[bing.] |
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David Attenborough - Alpine Butterflies, Ants and Wasps
04/22/08, 14:57
Wasps: Evil Enough! |
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You Suck at Photoshop #5
04/22/08, 14:47
The nuke and scream at the end made me giggle. I've never seen these before now. |
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DemoniusX Declines Duel
04/22/08, 14:40
Words fail. |
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Oblivion: 10,000 melons
04/22/08, 12:13
Simulating partical physics with watermelons and fireballs. |
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