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US Marines vs. Sniper in minaret. Ramadi, Iraq
04/21/08, 17:53
+5 for "YEAH, BITCH!! GET SOME!!"
Fucking what the hell US military boys, what the hell. You're probably killing people while you're breaking the local shit down, why you gotta be all like that? Unless your best friend got shot, you ain't need to brag about busting up buildings that are probably older than your family tree.
Namor, tell me you're not surrounded by these type of infantry kids. Aren't you Navy or something? How many days has it been since your ship shot any of it's armaments in anger, or is that verboten to talk about? I'm a tax-payer, I want some goddamn answers yanno. What the hell does the Navy even do during an occupation, Interdiction Duty? |
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A-10 Close Call
04/21/08, 17:04
Also, I love how they say "shIT!" with the octave-switchup. And of course, every team has to have that Pvt. Hudson guy in the background who screams "WE'RE FUCKED, WE'RE FUCKED, WE'RE SO FUCKED!! |
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A-10 Close Call
04/21/08, 16:49
StanleyPain wins the comments, with Syd's "Jet-powered bouncer" coming in a close second.
And holy fucking shit, the phrase "Yeah, we're cool" is our greatest cultural export to the U.K. |
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Last Flight from Da Nang
04/21/08, 16:25
So, just to make sure we're all clear on this, war is hell. Thanks for reminding us all. |
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DEATH METAL FRESH PRINCE!!!
04/20/08, 18:45
I see what you did there! Don't think I don't see what you did there! |
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A short clip from 'The Running Man'
04/20/08, 18:15
You forgot the Short And Sweet tag! Also the Out Of Context tag! But it's okay because this clip makes me grin like a retard.
I'd forgotten about this movie too. Who were those wrestler/executer guys again? I remember one was some kind of hockey player with a bladed stick, or something... |
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The Devil's Swimming Pool
04/20/08, 18:13
This appears somewhat dangerous. |
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Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Scout
04/20/08, 17:27
Scouts: Those Assholes From Jersey. |
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Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Scout
04/20/08, 17:21
Seriously Chet, you already know you have the loyal following of a certain niche crowd, as well as the admiration of gamers everywhere.
Just hand Pixar the models for the TF2 classes, promise them a good cut of the earnings, and in a year, you'll have enough fucking money to buy God. |
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Girlfriend playing Team Fortress 2
04/20/08, 17:14
This really is one of the best things ever, you know. |
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Girlfriend plays Bioshock
04/20/08, 17:03
Man, I liked the TF2 version, but I'm not gonna watch this for the reasons so eloquently stated above. |
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'The Millionaire'
04/20/08, 16:59
"She left exactly all she had to her pet!" [Maniacal grin]
Also, where the fuck did that cop come from!? He appeared like the cop from Harold and Kumar!
This is all pretty fuckin' wierd coming from a country that launched Laika into orbit. Also, I can't believe those last three tags are now linkable. Christ. -1 for confusing me about the film's message. |
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Whitest Kids U'Know: Period Sketch
04/19/08, 20:12
Needs the "What hell sounds like" tag. |
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Harley overtakes RV, falls off cliff
04/19/08, 19:47
Okay honestly though, if it was my car (or RV) they were passing, I'd have pulled over. Bikers are human beings too, dammit, I don't think they'd jump to the conclusion that since their injured/dead biker-brothers were passing YOU, YOU'RE the one who has to be killed in retribution. That's just irrational crazy-think.
AND THERE /WAS/ A SPOT TO PULL OVER, DICKWEED, IT'S CALLED SLIGHTLY TO THE RIGHT OF THE ROAD. IT'S A FUCKING ACCIDENT SCENE, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DOUBLE-PARK, ASSHOLE. |
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Wargames - Mr. Potatohead! Backdoors are NOT secrets
04/19/08, 18:41
HA, HA, ha HA ha ha, HA!! HA, haha HA!!
Also, this movie is dated. Which makes it funnier. "I COULD ACCESS THE UNITED STATES' NUCLEAR ARSENAL BY WHISTLING INTO A PHONE!! FREE KEVIN!!" |
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Mad Max Opening Chase
04/19/08, 18:33
To be FUCKING BADASS OF COURSE... jeez! |
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Harley overtakes RV, falls off cliff
04/19/08, 18:29
I pretty much follow the same logic for ALL roadside crashes, it's just that I don't go on and on and on trying to justify why. |
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Fishing in Afghanistan-RPG style
04/19/08, 15:14
Seriously, the first thing that popped into mind the moment I first saw this was "Rednecks in the army put this Afghani up to it."
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Drunken Master 2 - Initial Gang Fight
04/19/08, 15:08
Proto Kung Fu Hustle.
Also, the move at 3:10? Lei Wulong, Tekken, mufukka. |
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Zero G Cat
04/19/08, 15:03
HEY LOOK, CAT'S NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME!
WHERE ARE YOU ANDRU STRANGE?
FIVE STAR THE CAT NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME.
DO IT NOW. |
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