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World of Warcraft nerd goes insane
04/14/08, 00:48
It's news to me. And I like hearing euro nerds cuss. But seriously, I can't give this any more than three. |
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Portal Trailer Video
04/13/08, 17:28
Hey guys, remember when we saw that last segment with the infinite-falling-loop, and thought this game would be awesome?
Only now do we know how truly we underestimated Portal. |
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G.I. Joe: Body Massage
04/13/08, 16:54
I am the second of those three people. Where can I find the so-called "these" and "they" of yours? |
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Japanese people getting scared
04/13/08, 16:41
Agreed. There's a small but growing market of people with the need for giant fake boulders, and I say it's high time someone started fabricating and selling them. I'd love to buy one from www.GiganticFreakinBoulders.com, but I don't have a pickup truck to cart it around, which I think would be a problem. |
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Monty Python - Dead Parrot
04/13/08, 16:17
Hey, if I haven't seen it, it's new to me! I really should find someone who has the whole collection and leech off them. |
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Left 4 Dead Teaser Trailer
04/13/08, 16:07
Only if I get to play the grizzled old veteran. |
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Chain Surfing
04/13/08, 15:30
I'd bet wires too. That or his center of gravity is somewhere about a foot and a half below the soles of his feet. |
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Live news report accident
04/12/08, 17:25
A reporter accidentally falls out of a 5th or 6th floor window and probably doesn't land very softly.
There is a moment of shocked silence.
And a Japanese woman suddenly breaks out laughing: "AH HA HA HA!!"
The only thing this was missing was an "are you OK?" tag. |
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What the hell is wrong with Japan
04/12/08, 16:09
Well, sometimes Japan is hit or miss.
And this was sometimes hit or miss.
Therefore... |
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Fonk to the Future
04/12/08, 16:02
-1 for confusing the fonk out of me.
I will now be forced to go see what this Vern Fonk hullabaloo is about. |
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GTA4 - Liberty City Gun Club
04/12/08, 16:00
Riot-mode, biatch!
also, -1 for this game inevitably forcing me to buy a new console. |
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Idiot jumps into cactus patch.
04/12/08, 15:57
"You guys rolling?"
[The shocked wailing and moaning which comes from sudden and unexpected pain]
"Help me out~! HELP ME OUT YOU FUCKERS!!" |
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Underoos
04/12/08, 14:59
I thought watching this was going to make me feel vaguely used and dirty. Instead, I just got hit with surreal shit like He-man's head popping out of a kid's shirt. |
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Kaizo Mario World
04/12/08, 13:29
"Here. I cannot self-terminate. You must lower me into the steel." |
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GAME OVER YEAAAAAAH
04/12/08, 13:10
Even more surreal than losing a liscense test in GT4. |
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Child Proof Drawer
04/12/08, 13:05
"No. Keep it closed."
[giddy toddler drool-laugh]
"No. Keep it closed."
[giddy toddler drool-laugh]
for eternity. |
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Best Steven Seagal line EVER
04/11/08, 21:21
This made me raise my arms in the air in triumph. Only Steven Seagal can pull lines like this off. Even Chuck Norris I don't think can do it this well. |
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Superbad- Penis Drawings
04/11/08, 20:30
Man-dick? Holy shit, this clip gets better and better and better and then THE GIANTEST, MOST LOVINGLY RENDERED DICK OF THEM ALL!!
AND THEN BAM! ROBO-DICK! GORILLA WITH A BANANA DICK!! TIANANMEN DICK!! SLIM DICKINS!!
Then "THE BEST KINDS," and I died.
The best friend I've ever had in my life, who I grew up with since daycare and diapers, has already repeatedly (upwards of maybe six-dozen-times type repeatedly) told me that this is the funniest movie he has ever watched. Every time I'd ask him if it was just another goofy stoner movie like so many of the other good comedies we both enjoy, and he'd empatically tell me that it was better than all the best comedies of the past few years wrapped around each other like a giant rubberband ball of funny.
I now know he was right, and I must put on my socks and shoes and visit the video store before 9PM. |
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Actors Out of Context
04/11/08, 20:00
CLIP DELIVERS. |
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Roof jumpers never learn
04/11/08, 19:49
I think this was at San Joaquin Delta Junior College. The roofing style and wall paint color, even the circular air vent. It looks virtually the same. And this being Stockton, same home to the Fat Kid Stuck Like Pooh In A Manhole, I'm not that surprised. |
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