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Frozen Grand Central
04/11/08, 18:36
:D
"It's either a protest or an acting class." |
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Hanging from a crane
04/11/08, 18:20
I'd hope to god they were, at least pull-up kid looked like he had some kind of pack on his back.
Between knowing Hauptmann Insane-o possibly had a parachute, and not seeing even a single, easily-recoverable, slightly missed step or handslip, I was still barely able to make it through.
If he'd accidentally say, given way a tad bit while climbing back up, I would instantly have squealed and slapped my hands over my eyes to avoid the obligatory, shit-eating "I almost fell down! Hah!" grin that people like this inevitably do in those situations. |
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World record trampoline jump
04/11/08, 17:43
Record Breaking Factory!? Oh I'd watch the fuck out of this show! |
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Tay Zonday tattoo
04/11/08, 17:33
I love this video, because everyone wins. |
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Berries And Cream Starburst ad
04/11/08, 17:28
Dad always said commercials were garbage, but I'm glad his mind went before he could see things like we have today. |
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Real Life Iron Man Suit
04/11/08, 16:55
...Steve Emero listened while the Terminator laid it all down: Skynet, Judgment Day, the history of things to come. It's not everyday you hear that you're responsible for 3 billion deaths. He took it pretty well. |
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Real Life Iron Man Suit
04/11/08, 16:23
"I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..."
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David Letterman - Hydraulic Press 2
04/11/08, 14:32
CANNED MEAT AND HOTDOGS, NO NO NO!! |
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World's Faster, Longest, and Steepest Zip Line
04/11/08, 14:18
Pretend it's the Batman Watershow and you've been holding it for fifteen minutes. |
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BBoy Lazy Legs
04/11/08, 14:01
Daaaaaaaaaaamn~! |
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Japanese Drifting Cucumber Chop
04/11/08, 13:54
Hee hee hee! Oh Japan... |
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'Tex' Johnston barrel rolls a 707 prototype
04/11/08, 13:51
"...Just don't do it anymore." |
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Fatty bump firing a Beretta
04/11/08, 03:58
He's certainly no Korean archer... |
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Scary Banana
04/11/08, 03:48
Dr. Legua animated Banana nightmare. |
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Watch it Shred : Sofa
04/11/08, 03:01
"NO MASTER, WHY!?" |
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Tenori-on
04/11/08, 02:56
It's like every down-tempo electronica track I have heard in my life.
Like they took Future Sound of London and turned the band into a musical instrument. |
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NASCAR Survey
04/11/08, 02:49
I just about died laughing at that moment, and only your comment prevented total catastrophic lung damage.
AND IT'S ONLY BEEN 16 SECONDS!!
I'm gonna have to save this for later. |
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Kendo VS Fencing
04/11/08, 02:41
Agreed. And it couldn't have happened for a more appropriate video. |
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Stealthy Ref
04/11/08, 02:32
It's fun to imagine sound effects for this most elegant of leans. It's like he saw it coming two weeks earlier and made an appointment to dodge it.
I also like to pretend the ref has thoroughly mastered several dozen secret and deadly martial arts, and only didn't pull some insanely furious Fist Of The North Star shit on Holyfield because he knew the left hook was unintentional.
The second Holyfield decides to take another swing though, he's already dead. |
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British GP 2003 - Man Runs Onto the Track
04/11/08, 02:08
I've been here too long. I got disappointed he didn't get hit.
On the other hand, those two tags need to be linkable WITH THE QUICKNESS. |
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