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Chocolate Rain - Live on Jimmy Kimmel
01/15/08, 11:16 He's a pimp, and should start doing Sammy Davis Jr. impressions. |
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Prusakolep
01/02/08, 16:23 Okay, sure, why the hell not? |
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Powerthirst 2
01/02/08, 16:15 There's just nothing I can say right now to properly express the sheer magnitude of awesome I just witnessed. I'm just gonna bookmark it and pray night and day for a third installment, or a new fake product. |
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POWERTHIRST!
01/02/08, 15:51 Oh yeah, and since I can't pick a favorite 'WTF!?' moment, I'm just gonna five star the whole thing and bookmark it. |
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POWERTHIRST!
01/02/08, 15:47 SCIENCE! ENERGY! SCIENCE! ENERGY! ELECTROLYTES, TURBOLYTES, POWERLYTES!! MORE LYTES THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!!
I'm thinking now would be a great time to invest in Brawndo and Carl's Jr. |
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Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe
01/02/08, 15:30 It's like a cross between "...WHAT!?" and "Woohoo I'm dancing!" But you can probably mosh around to it, so I say: good! |
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Qupie Tarako Flavored Pasta Sauce Kewpie commercial
01/02/08, 15:10 Japan, you really need to have a doctor evaluate your condition. I'm worried about you. |
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David Lynch Presents "A Goofy Movie"
01/02/08, 14:34 I guess you have to know who David Lynch is to get this. |
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Ethnic Food Section at Wal-Mart
01/02/08, 13:43 Well, you're half right. |
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Aliens - First Contact
01/02/08, 13:40 Actually, that hip-mounted, gyro-stabilized, infrared-tracking, self-aiming bad boy is the M56A2 smart gun. Firing the 230 grain (14.9 gram) M250 10mm x 28 pulse-action caseless round at a cyclic rate of 1200rpm, the M56A2 is the primary squad machinegun of the Colonial Marines. You've got it mistaken for the carbine-style M240 incinerator rifle.
Yes, I do have the Aliens technical manual, and yes, it is fucking awesome. |
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The Babel Fish and the non-existence of God
01/02/08, 12:23 Back when the English could be both smug AND sort of funny! Nostalgia value bumps this to five stars. |
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Excel Saga - Excel goes to America
12/26/07, 12:52 I tend to distrust an anime that makes fun of anime genres when I find out the original creator drew a Sonic The Hedgehog fancomic, but Rikdo is just such a lovable wierdo. |
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Angry Mom with Atheist Son
12/26/07, 11:33 I'm joining up with the "Did that mother actually try to threaten her kid into saying he believes in the Jesusgod with a giftless Xmas!?" camp.
Minus 1 star for being a little bit on the short side. |
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Sherri Shepherd: I don't think anything predated Christians
12/26/07, 06:53 You know how sometimes, you'll watch a video, and it'll just stun your brain so hard, you go utterly and completely blank? I think maybe it's a latent PSI mind-wipe sort of effect, like a mutant power or something. With some training by Professor X, this Sherri Shepherd person could perform a frontal lobotomy just by talking about religion. |
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Cat Loves Water
12/23/07, 07:06 :D Kitty is as fearless as a grociery shopping chimp with a pet pig presented by a river! |
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Killer7 - Ulmeyda Goes Mad
12/18/07, 13:35 What the fuck!? |
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Ventrilo Harassment - The Mask
12/17/07, 15:41 Help, I can't stop laughing at nerd rage! My stomach is starting to hurt! |
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The Matrix trailer
12/17/07, 15:27 I remember seeing this commercial during the superbowl. And frankly, it was a lot more awesome back when you only knew what half the images meant.
Love the 'Cult Classic' tag too. Aren't you a funny guy. |
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Ventrilo Harassment - Peggy Forever
12/17/07, 15:07 Okay, this is the best one. In no small part because nobody figured out it was a sound board. Also because of the mother of a 13 year old having a videogamer MILF voice. |
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Torpedo Misfire
12/15/07, 17:20 It's the nitrous oxide man-giggles in the background that makes the video. "WHAT th'.... FUCK!" |
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