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Lower Back Pus Evacuation
11/03/07, 22:33
You're a lifesaver Sharo. Thank you. Somehow, hearing that someone knows what caused this, or what it might mean for the prognosis, or that I can buy a bottle of DYI-mouthwash when in other countries it's SERIOUS MEDICAL SUPPLY makes me feel... secure, but unsure if there's any basis for feeling that way.
And yes, the comments on any video hosted here by YouTube are usually funny in the face-palming manner. |
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They Love Horses
11/03/07, 22:25
Three stars is the number you give when you're so torn between disgusted fascination and fascinated disgust that your nose starts to bleed. |
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Nutcracking Crows
11/03/07, 22:24
the nut. dropping the nut. this is overkill on the ret-con commenting now. |
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Nutcracking Crows
11/03/07, 22:23
Previous comment was before the new format. What I mean is, I doubt pavement and vulcanized rubber, being industrial products, are as clean as dropping the rock on a piece of extruded rock, which would do the same job.
Also, when we can teach a chimp, a dolphin, and a crow how to play Checkers, or Go, Animal X vs Animal Y videos are gonna be fuckin' EXTREEEEEME. |
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Plushies talk about their Hobbies
11/03/07, 22:14
Those internet hacker sites are taking all the fun out of this beautiful, shared e-world we call the Information Highway.
The difference between us and them is that when we see people like Ullillillia, or a guy who takes pictures of his pet rabbit while balancing things on the rabbit's head, or the most God-like programmer and DQ manager to ever be able to cure cancer if personally diagnosed, we're amazed by the sheer beauty of it, like witnessing a picture of Niagra falls frozen solid, or the Mississippi River flowing backwards, or a derailed train colliding with a highway overpass being crashed into by a jetliner while there's an earthquake going on.
When they see such amazing things, they throw rocks at the ice to see how many chunks they can break off, or take a shit in the river to watch it run upstream, or try to get their friends to take a picture of them in front of the burning wreckage, all while wearing a shit-eating grin and laughing about it for all of 120 seconds, by which time they've gotten bored and ruined the whole thing in one fell swoop.
I'm just saying, I was looking forward to cringing at some wierd guy who prefers stuffing to his palm on video, AND NOW I CAN'T BECAUSE OF SOMEONE ELSE. |
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The Story of Job
11/03/07, 21:51
3 OF CLUBS! |
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Anigao girl / teddy bear shoot out
11/03/07, 13:36
Then it turns out to be an undercover cop, the backup comes storming in with full riot gear, and arrests the sweaty bucktoothed cartoon-fetishist. Later, we see a CNN style crawl on the bottom of the screen detailing the murdered and dismembered corpses found in the freezer and under the floorboards, the weeks of home video, while pictures of the murderer's inscrutable, emotionless face (with pixelated eyes) flash on the screen. Then the reporter mentions that this is only the first sting on a whole ring of these sort of people.
Well, we can dream, can't we? |
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Anigao Girl goes bowling.
11/03/07, 13:25
Sometimes, Japan is a nightmare. I keep wanting to believe they come up with creepy shit like this just to fuck with the rest of the world's perception of them, but it just isn't true. Here's hoping their island slides abruptly into the Pacific and takes every cultural artifact of their 20th century with it. |
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Maximum Overdrive - Steamroller crushes kid
11/03/07, 13:00
This movie was a triumph, up there with Tremors. |
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Ignis Solus
11/03/07, 06:14
I'm not going to get those eight minutes of my life back, am I?
+1 star for Irish Whiskey's comment. |
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Zero Punctuation - Medal of Honor: Airborne
11/03/07, 03:13
HEY LOOK A DOG |
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Half-Life in 60 Seconds
11/02/07, 22:48
This could not be a tenth as funny if it wasn't in German. And now my cheeks hurt from grinning too hard, and I seem to be feeling a little lightheaded. |
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Anatomy of the Amen Break
10/31/07, 20:41
Well damn. All music is the same. |
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Another Japanese Matrix thing
10/31/07, 20:16
I LOVE BLACKSUIT JAPANESE OPERA FOREVER |
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A Compilation Of Near Misses
10/31/07, 13:45
Hahah! All the guy is missing are two plastic grocery bags. |
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Rollercoaster Scare
10/30/07, 09:53
NOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN US, ALMIGHTY YOUTUBE!? |
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Japanese Tire Ski Jump Challenge!
10/30/07, 09:48
Sometimes, Japan, I love you. Also, that last tire was the most hardcore tire I've ever SEEN. It's a vulcanized rubber juggernaut. |
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Zero Punctuation - Super Paper Mario
10/30/07, 09:31
THANKS DEVIANTART. |
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Aum Shinri-kyo (Tokyo Subway Sarin Gas Attack Cult) Anime
10/28/07, 17:42
Five star cult action fun times! Also: KARAOKE!! |
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Evolution IS a Blind Watchmaker
10/28/07, 16:53
You can't fight faith-based ignorance with complex arguments, but I did kind of enjoy this, for the intellectual masturbation it is. |
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