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Cyriak - Robogran
10/19/07, 15:36
Cyriak is the ultimate internet winner, FOR EVER. |
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The Japanese Tradition-Origami
10/19/07, 14:58
Holy shit, I've been waiting for another video from this series since the one on sushi! AIRPLANE, DIFFICULTY LEVEL 3! |
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Joe Pesci with His Head On Fire
10/18/07, 15:34
I started laughing from the very begining, and at about seven seconds in, my abdomen was basically cramped and I was just sitting there with squinted eyes and an open-mouth, spasming from hypoxia. |
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Full Metal Jacket - Sargeant Hartman auf Deutsch
10/18/07, 15:18
Aw man, video down! But can still be found on Youtube, of course. And is 'spaghetti' really a good substitute for 'wop?' |
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Ninja Terminator - Death Threat Scene
10/18/07, 14:54
Ninjer Empiah. Garfield phone. White-guy faux-kata. Double karate-chop pose. GOLD. |
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Robocop 2 Failures
10/18/07, 14:46
Self-decapitating robots.
That's it. Just self-decapitating robots. |
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Ultimate Fighting Cats
10/18/07, 14:42
This is one of the best kitty videos of all time, period. |
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Ghost In The Shell Movie Intro Credits
10/18/07, 14:23
Minus two stars because I don't miss the days when anime movies were required by law to have some kind of neo-Gregorian chanting for the intro, as well as gratuitous fanservice and cyborg-Barbie crotches.
Also, those are only huge tits by Japanese standards. Context people, context. |
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Sanjuro - Quick Draw
10/18/07, 02:44
I was gonna say, WHY THE HELL DOES DEADGUY (aka: anybody in a black and white Samurai Flick who looks at Mifune the wrong way) HAVE CARBONATED BLOOD!? Thank you for the Psycho redux explanation. |
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Battle Royale - Stabbed in the balls
10/18/07, 02:21
I'm gonna get curbstomped for this, but as much as Battle Royale must have other scenes that aren't as nearly early-00's-dated as this, I have a sinking feeling there probably aren't all that many. I guess I'll have to man-up and rent the damn movie. |
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Team Fortress 2 - Meet The Demoman
10/18/07, 02:14
This has given me hope that yes, there WILL be a video for each and every class in the game.
And yes, 'head full of eyeballs' sells it for me. |
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Zero Punctuation - Psychonauts
10/18/07, 02:11
The last bit about what kind of characters and situations you can expect pushes me over the edge. I think I might have to rent and buy this game.
Yahtzee himself is Champion of Videogame Reviews at this point in time, and I cannot get enough of these videos. |
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Zero Punctuation - Halo 3
10/18/07, 01:22
Played the first one.
HEADCRABS FROM HALFLIFE IN DISGUISE. BIG RINGS IN SPACE THAT MAKE THINGS DIE SOMEHOW. ENEMY MIDGETS RUNNING AROUND SOUNDING AND ACTING LIKE RETARDED EWOKS. NPCS BEING PANTS-ON-HEAD RETARDED.
And apparently not much has changed. Thank you Yahtzee. |
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Zero Punctuation - Bioshock
10/18/07, 00:57
Hybrid of Hitler and Skeletor who's very piss is pure liquid malevolence.
I Heart Yahtzee |
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Street Fighter IV Teaser
10/18/07, 00:43
AN OLD CHALLENGER ARRIVES! They better bring back Dan. |
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Zero Punctuation - The Orange Box
10/17/07, 15:07
This is how game reviews should be done.
Birmingham 3. |
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Pika
10/13/07, 11:55
Dupe, but that only takes away the sixth star.
And I state again, for every video of some creepy fungus that turns rainforest ants into zombies, or some pasasitic worm that makes a cricket jump into a swimming pool before violently squirming out of the cricket's thorax, or the millions of botfly videos, this one, single video makes up for it all.
Bless your industrious, flower-hoarding little heart, broken-record EE-ing Pika! |
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Keith Olbermann - Special Comment
10/13/07, 11:45
Olberman is the new Howard Beale. And frankly, I'm mad as hell too, and I don't wanna take it anymore either. But like citrusmirakel said, words and action are two somewhat different things.
(ok but no, seriously, it's been a few centuries, do we as a nation even know HOW to revolt anymore? When is the next tea shipment to Boston harbor coming in?) |
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LSD Experiment On A Cat - Original Version
10/13/07, 11:36
I think it's safe to say that fluffysocks was TRIPPING BALLS DUDE.
Between this video and the zero-g windmill-in-midair kitty, I think we should get back to dosing chimps. :( Poor lil' felines, all confused and terrified. |
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Lil Jon pimps the ride of two Swedish black metallers
10/13/07, 11:14
Holy shit! It IS Swissgar and Toki! And since when did Lil' Jon take over the Pimp My Ride show? Because ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN STARS! |
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