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Sport Billy - Intro
10/13/07, 11:11 I think someone left a cartoon out of the thirty minute long 80's cartoon intro collage! Holy shit that decade was fucked up. I'm still glad I'm barely concious of it. This show must have been in the two years of the 80's when I hadn't been born yet. |
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Super Jumbo's Big Adventure
10/13/07, 11:07 I... what? Why can't spanish TV ever be this awesome? |
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Arguably the best "Moment of Zen" ever
10/05/07, 03:18 Is it too late to shoot myself yet? THE ANSWER IS YES. |
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FOX 11 Investigates: 'Hacker Gangs'
10/01/07, 06:49 I don't know if I want to shoot myself or everyone else, and I don't know why. I suspect this has something to do with it. |
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Zombie kid shares his opinions
10/01/07, 05:43 I think I just animated-gif-looped "I lak toitles!" about fifty times. Where is YTMND when you need 'em? |
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Hard Copy- Punk gets what's coming to him
10/01/07, 05:39 You can tell from the way blue-jacket-boy's legs turn to limp noodles. |
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Hobo With A Shotgun
09/30/07, 07:35 All that is right with the world. |
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Hand Fart musician plays Take On Me
09/30/07, 07:08 The Star Wars Cantina Song just blew my mind so hard, I think my brainmatter came twelve times.
This guy must have sacrificed SO many orphans to the Prince of Darkness for his unholy gift. |
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Skate park's squealy fat kid plan backfires
09/30/07, 06:39 Videos are still available on YouTube.
I could have watched that kid cry and roll around on his stomach for minutes on end. |
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Darth Vader Plays Harmonica
09/30/07, 04:03 My stomach is cramping now. Too much laughter. |
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99 Luftballons
09/28/07, 19:48 The German part makes it doubly so. Can we please have a re-submit? |
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Driving in russia
09/28/07, 04:39 Busted out like the Kool-Aid Man! OHYEAHHH! |
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Kenneth Eng on the shooting at Virginia Tech
09/28/07, 04:27 I want to five-star it so much, but without a straight-jacket on him, it just doesn't work. |
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Bill O'Reilly Loses His Mind
09/28/07, 04:22 Well I'll be damned. How does that new cliche go, "Learn How To Identify Psychopaths" or something like that?
Also, Geraldo gets a lot of shit, but man, that right there was pretty much the verbal equivalent of dropping a pair of two-ton brass cojones on the table and doing the "BRING IT" hand-gesture. And damn him for making me have to say it. |
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Ann Coulter gets her mike shut off on FOX News
09/28/07, 04:02 Holy shit! It's like listening to Janice without the visual, except in reverse. |
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Palestinian Jihad Mickey is Killed by Israelis.
09/28/07, 03:29 Seriously, can we just team up with the Russians and build like, sixteen 100 megaton XL-Tsar Bombas and drop them all on both sides of this centuries-old slap-fight? I mean, if this clip shows us anything, it's in the best interests of the children. |
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Kerry questioner gets tasered
09/28/07, 03:02 I've done my best to not watch any of the news or clips of this incident. Which is why I haven't and won't hit play, now, or ever, on any clip, long or short, of the incident.
The "Don't taze me bro!" kid story reminds me too much of those kids from Humboldt County California who got q-tips with pepperspray swabbed in their eyes a while back. While they were in their own handcuffs. Whining about something nobody gives a flying fuck about. I remember Humboldt State University's newspaper, the Lumberjack covered the story.
Anyone remember that? Didn't think so. Nobody remembers the people who turn out to be obvious douches. Remember that Gomez or Gonzoles guy who used to work for the government? Didn't think so.
In six months, "Don't Taze Me Bro" is going to be as retarded as the All Your Base thing, or Hamsterdance.com. Probably sooner.
Five stars for all the amusing comments though. |
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Al Jazeera - Youtube Welcome Message
09/28/07, 02:44 She didn't know what she was getting into, that poor lady. |
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The Two Births of Kim Jong Il
09/28/07, 02:36 I hate to be the one to point this out, but you forgot the parts about how He shall rise again after death, cleanse all sins of those who hold Him in their heart, the part about how He's the Son of God, and how He was born under a new star.
Glorious Leader Kim, I mean. Jesus was just some bastard-son people wrote fiction about.
...Waaaait aaaa minute!! |
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Mr. Oizo - Flat Beat
09/27/07, 04:13 Can I tell you guys how much I love Mr. Oizo? I love him THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH! |
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