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Springtime for Beck
07/25/09, 22:05
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE FOURTH WALL THE FOURTH WALL IT'S FALLING OVER OH GOD OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!! |
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Spy vs Engineer at Anthrocon pt 1
07/25/09, 22:03
G
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16-inch Gun Training Film
07/25/09, 21:54
SPACE BATTLESHIP YAMATO. Period. |
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Afghan soldiers love weed
07/25/09, 21:08
Syd, truer words, never spoken. |
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A pet crow mimics the noises of its intellectual inferiors (dogs)
07/25/09, 15:58
OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh like you could even TRY to speciecide the Corvis. I call your bullshit lies. Crows pecked out one of your eyes as a child, didn't they? |
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Sir David Attenborough on God
07/25/09, 15:52
Get over yourself, you Narcissian. |
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Eye of the Tiger (from Persepolis)
07/25/09, 15:22
Remember our grand ol' pal Sociopath and his "Converting Arabs into human oil?"
Yeah neither do I. That guy was like TwistedCableMK2 |
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Beck - Where It's At
07/25/09, 14:59
Hey. Karl.
Fuck you, Karl.
Fuck you. You're a dickweed jerkoff dorky buttkiss. But I think you're an okay guy so this shit will just slide. DON'T YOU GO DOING THIS AGAIN THOUGH OR ELSE SHIT WILL NOT SLIDE. |
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Ayako Miyake becomes the first Women of Ninja Warrior winner
07/25/09, 14:40
You should get kicked in your cunt purely for "Translating into British."
YOU KNOW, I HEAR THERE ARE LIKE ONE AND FOUR FIFTHS OF WHOLE ENTIRE CONTINENTS WHO SPEAK THIS "ENGLISH" THING.
I will write this off as Cami being Cami, BUT I SWEAR, next time you foul up, Cami, you're going in the magma pit, and I'll craft a totem out of your skull. |
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Mark Roth nails the 7-10 Split.
07/25/09, 14:20
Honest and frank, I think even that 1 credit BOWLING class made you a better man. Roll with it! |
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Bugs Bunny Nips the Nips
07/25/09, 14:15
Time repeatedly twists the knife in all wounds. I think that's how the saying goes. |
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Ultracity 6060 - Planet Jackson
07/25/09, 14:03
Since there's no pressure in a vacuum, the words you're looking for are "Sudden Catastrophic Decompression."
You'd blow out and you'd never breathe in again. You'd be one fucked duck. |
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The Nuremberg Trials. (1/5)
07/25/09, 12:39
No, that made perfect sense.
I'm just amused that the Thousand Year Reich exists today as a warning to future generations for the next 950 years. Way to go, Adolph. |
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Sheep Go To Heaven (Goats Go To Hell)
07/25/09, 12:09
Moral? Dance more. :D *BOOM SHALA SHAKA SKOOBA BOOM BADADA BOOM SHICKY!! POSE!!* |
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Jake 'Anakin Skywalker' Lloyd 10 Years After Phantom Menace
07/25/09, 11:44
You know, after watching this a few times, I want to blow everyone's brains out. How does a guy get like this EXCEPT Hollywood? |
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Ninja Terminator: Death Threat remix
07/25/09, 06:07
:D *DANCE!* OR ELSE YOU DIE! |
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Trailer - The Prodigy
07/25/09, 06:06
I am facepalming with both hands and crying into my palms.
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Alex Jones Becomes a Super Saiyan
07/25/09, 06:01
Krillin dies in every episode though. We're still six years away from the Health Care story arc. |
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Who Put The Bomp (Anime Girlies)
07/25/09, 04:31
RUMBLE ROYALÉ!!!!!!!!! |
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Half-Life 2: Episode 2 - The Gman Scene
07/25/09, 03:41
G-Man is basically Gordon's agent. We knew this from the end of the fucking first game in 199fucking6. He's the motherfucking /G/-Man;he sets Gordon off like a fuse, then escapes to plausible deniability on his metaphysical higher dimensional hide-out/Q Continuum, while Gordon defies odds that would make C3PO during the asteroid chase in Empire Strikes Back look like the model of calm complacency.
G-Man is a betting man. And Gordon was Green Double Zero in HL1. He already put all his chips on The Big G Freeman twice, and won both spins. In the end, I'm guessing G-man's overarching plans gloss over small details like what becomes of our particular dimensional universe. Gordon is just a particularly exceptional and exploitatable specimen of a species of a world of a galaxy of a universe among grains of sand on a beach. Gordon is That Guy. |
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