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Glenn Beck screams at -- and like -- a woman
07/16/09, 18:19
DUDE.
YOU KNOW.
IF YOU ALREADY /HAD/ AN APPROPRIATE EXECUTION CHAMBER... |
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Paperclips responding to electromagnetism coming through the floor of a train in Japan
07/16/09, 17:55
"It's 6am and the paperclips already have morning glory, the beginning of a busy day ahead of them." |
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6 year old anti-abortionist
07/16/09, 17:51
See, now this just makes me want to scream.
And just keep screaming.
Screaming dawn to dusk.
Screaming incoherently.
Scream and try to dig a tunnel with my bare fingernails.
Scream and jump into a fast moving river and try and swim against the flow. |
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Juggalo Baby Funeral
07/16/09, 17:46
NUB:
YOU CONQUER: THE INTERNET!
Also, Zombie Juggalo Cooler Babies! :D |
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A furry models his 'dolphin muzzle mask.'
07/16/09, 17:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhZt4i92aSA |
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Glenn Beck screams at -- and like -- a woman
07/16/09, 17:02
PUNCH!! PUNCH!! PUNCH!! PUNCH!! PUNCH!! PUNCH!! PUNCH!! PUNCH!! PUNCH!! PUNCH!! PUNCH!! |
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Paperclips responding to electromagnetism coming through the floor of a train in Japan
07/16/09, 16:56
But they taste nasty when I chew 'em up, yo! |
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A furry models his 'dolphin muzzle mask.'
07/16/09, 16:48
No squirrels for fucking Lurchijerk. |
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A furry models his 'dolphin muzzle mask.'
07/16/09, 16:44
Fuck you asshole, I picked one of those brown lizard things. You're way the fuck off base, and those trees you've been barking up? EMPTY. |
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Benny Benassi - WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
07/16/09, 09:35
Err...
Sry. |
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Motley Crue - GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!
07/16/09, 09:34
Lurchi, honest to god, there's something wrong with you, or there's something wrong with me. I swear on a stack of Golden and Diamond Jewel-Encrusted Bibles.
Also if this is wrong, fuck you I don't wanna be right. |
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Who is Cena_Mark (I am what I am)
07/16/09, 09:29
Lurchi, you hate me, and plus, I'd never look at a camera with a digital film storage device anymore without pulling my Skully/Ski-mask over AT LEAST my eyes and the nose tip all bandito style.
However, I emplore you, do continue to wish for Lzrd Of The J videos, and hold your breath while you're at it. (fucking asshole jerk never liked my music videos) |
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B. F. Skinner and Reinforcement: Why You're a Rube for Believing in Free Will
07/16/09, 09:20
PRO-TIP!! :
Skinner is the most awesome name for a bird EVER.
Pavlov is the most nerdy name for a dog EVER.
Schrodinger is the most-taken name for a cat EVER.
ScheiBen Frichenkopf is the most awesome name for a gerbil EVER!! |
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Paperclips responding to electromagnetism coming through the floor of a train in Japan
07/16/09, 09:02
THE POWER OF MAGNETISM COMPELLS YOU!!
THE POWER OF MAGNETISM COMPELLS YOU!!
Neat! Thanks random maglev not-passenger with camera! Your experiments have been duly ignored because /holy shit magnets?!/
Also: Does Japan have H.A.A.R.P nutjobs like the U.S, except different? I remember there was that Aum Shinryokojutsumakasenrikyokukasutamasumasentai or whatever cult that did some Sarin or something like in the 60's and whatever...
I mean, is this further proof that the Nips shouldn't go trying to be Dwarves, when they are so fucking obviously Jelatinous Cubes, except more inscrutable????!?! |
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The Invention of Lying
07/15/09, 07:26
Huh. Well then, maybe rental. |
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Cat falls asleep
07/15/09, 07:22
I still laugh. |
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zebra
07/15/09, 07:22
God dammit, I should have just let the preview images do the explaining. I didn't have to click on these videos. |
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doberman
07/15/09, 07:18
I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT TO SAY |
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Mecha Shiva!
07/15/09, 07:11
GOOGLY EYES! |
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oryx
07/15/09, 01:55
Orangina. |
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