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President Obama's Speech To Muslim World In Cairo
06/05/09, 14:00 IN BEFORE THE "SALA HUMA LAYKUM" OH GOD SECRET MUSLIM AFTER ALL FAGGOTS!
No but seriously, does this mean we're back on track for updating the rest of the world? Not that it's our burden, I mean, but why not make it, I guess, I mean? LET'S FUCKING ROLL WITH IT!
(can he give a shout out for us Nons soon again?) |
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Pico Magic
06/05/09, 13:40 Caminante strapped me into a chair. He set the speakers up, made me a part of the testing process. Then he injected something into my neck, and when I woke up, this was playing at an earsplitting volume, on a loop.
It went on long enough for me to learn a few new words. I'll never forgive him! I'll slap him like an angry school girl! While telling him I don't like him at all! |
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Kill Bill - The Superman Speech
06/05/09, 06:04 "When that character wakes up in the morning..." |
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Seven Grandmasters - the weapons rack fight
06/05/09, 06:01 NO YOU CAN'T! |
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Kung Fu Outro
06/05/09, 05:54 Also, two dead guys. |
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Kung Fu Outro
06/05/09, 05:52 PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE SHAOLIN PRIEST! KILL HIM!! |
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Kill Bill; Bills death
06/05/09, 05:51 "Baby, you ain't kiddin'." |
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Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (2 of 2)
06/05/09, 05:37 Crescendo motherfuckers. |
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Stephen Colbert is terrified of Keyboard Cat
06/05/09, 04:48 KEYBOARDS AT DAWN!!! |
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The Mike Tyson!? Movie
06/05/09, 04:46 You're all fucking crazy, crazy fucking all you'res. |
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Billoon 45 - what is Encyclopedia Dramatica?
06/05/09, 04:31 Remember when you used to be able to say "WAIT TILL THEY DISCOVER US!!"
If only there was an across-the-board ban on making the Exhibits know we were watching. If only Google didn't make it so easy to know how much fun is being made at your expense.
Really, I admire our Prime Directive. And I miss Hatter, this guy has nothing on Hatter. |
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Batman; The Brave and the Bold abuses the batman fanbase
06/02/09, 00:53 God dammit, this is the second time today I've seen something and just gone "HAAAAH!!" |
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Orangina: The official drink of furries
06/02/09, 00:48 I mean what the fuck, really? |
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Orangina Lite - Hyena
06/02/09, 00:46 You son of a bitch. :( |
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Microsoft's 'Natal'
06/02/09, 00:44 Hee, fuckin', larryus. This is actually a pretty funny joke. Makes me want to buy an Aspergerific flight sim and all the assorted PHYSICAL cockpit replica hardware.
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Soldier Pulls Gauze Out Of Hole In Leg
06/01/09, 23:53 That's it, I'm done. Stop. No more. Really, I'm turning this off now. I can't watch this anymore. Oh, it's over. |
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Train runs over man
06/01/09, 23:48 Oh COME ON!! |
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Highlights from the 2007 Portugal air show
06/01/09, 23:37 Holy shit. |
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f*ck u b!tches and haterz
06/01/09, 23:32 This progeria thing is the weirdest thing I've been made aware exists in the last week. So, this strange gnomish being is actually a ten year old or something? |
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Democrats hire speed reader to stop Republican stalling tactics
06/01/09, 23:14 So this is about energy policy, I think. |
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