Binro the Heretic
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02/08/13, 20:59
This was actually my first tactical game. It took me a while to get used to sending little digital dudes out to die.
Fortunately, I got used to it by the time "Sacrifice" came out. |  | Chovendo Aranhas (Raining Spiders)
02/08/13, 20:48
For you: ***** | | Shoebill-4 'Noh human Noh fly'
02/08/13, 18:17
I disagree! | | Things Girls Should Know About Guys
02/07/13, 22:07
Damn, Fabio, what kind of women do you go out with? I mean, if they're constantly telling you how you suck compared to their past boyfriends...
It's not so bad once in a while to hear your partner say their ex was a thoughtless prick compared to you or, for example, that their ex was really into reggae and thus they can't stand reggae to this day. | | Orphan bats
02/06/13, 22:32
Needs the "Adorrible" tag. | | Things Girls Should Know About Guys
02/06/13, 22:26
Well, yeah, there are limits, but people shouldn't be forbidden from ever, EVER bringing up their past love interests. It could also prove useful in helping avoid pitfalls that sank past relationships.
And in this case, not wanting a woman to talk about her exes is just another indicator of how narcissistic this guy is. | | Things Girls Should Know About Guys
02/06/13, 21:38
Translations:
- "It's honestly best to just straight-up tell us what you want."
Your interests are entirely unimportant to me and I don't
want to put any effort into learning about you as a person.
- "Guys just zone out and it's not that we don't care what you're talking about"
I don't care what you're talking about.
You shouldn't take it personally, though, because I don't care
what anyone other than me is talking about.
- "Guys cry sometimes."
Even though I don't care much about you as a person, I want
you to be attentive to my emotional needs.
- "If you ever find yourself in a situation where you don't know what to talk about with a guy, just gossip."
For God's sake, avoid talking about yourself, your hopes,
your fears, your interests, anything related to yourself.
Tell me what people other than you are up to.
Also, I am so far in the closet, I'm finding Christmas presents.
- "Please, PLEASE, do not talk about your ex-boyfriends."
It bothers me to know you existed before I met you.
Also, I find myself thinking of his penis and it fills me with
feelings of dread and arousal that I don't want to confront...
not yet.
- "How about you focus on being a little quirky and funny."
You know, like those ladies on 'Sex and the City'?
After all, you're just an accessory for me. you should be
more interesting and make me look better.
- "If a guy teases you, it means he likes you."
I need you to build up an immunity to my abuse.
See, when I marry you to prove to everyone, including
myself, that I am 100% hetero, I'll be unleashing a real
torrent of bitter, venomous criticism and if you're numb to
it, you won't leave me...or set the bed on fire while I'm
passed out drunk in it.
- "We don't want a girl that looks like this...but we also don't want a girl that looks like this."
I will never find your body attractive and I need
convenient excuses to explain why I won't have sex with
you. You will always be too fat, too thin, too smelly, have
a bad haircut or have too much cellulite.
- "Guys love food."
Okay, you know what? I'll give the kid this one.
Of course, women like food, too, so remember to
reciprocate, guys.
- "We're not trying to be mean if we ask you to make a sandwich. We just really like your sandwiches."
ATTEND TO MY NEEDS, BITCH!
(Damn it, dude. You almost got one without fucking it up)
- "Guys don't mind if girls don't dress up every day."
This one is tricky because, like the food thing, it's technically
true. When we love a woman, it doesn't matter how she
dresses or what she looks like. HOWEVER, in this case,
it likely means 'I don't care what slinky little thing
you picked up from Victoria's Secret, its not going to
turn me on.'
Kid, look, it's the twenty-first century. Homosexuality doesn't carry the same social stigma it used to. You owe it to yourself and to any woman you ever try to have a relationship with to seriously examine yourself and what you really, really want in life.
Or, maybe the kid isn't gay and in denial. Maybe he's just a totally self-absorbed asshole.
Or, Hell, he could be both. | | Hit By A Bus: The Supercut
02/06/13, 20:08
To be fair, a lot of these involve people running into traffic out of fear or stupidity and a lot of them are done for comedy.
Still, yeah, there's no excuse for too many of them. | | Recruitment ad
02/06/13, 17:38
The only episode I can remember is the one where the Joes meet their soviet counterparts.
It was weird because Michael Bell voiced both duke and the soviet team leader, basically the same voice with a russian accent.
Of course, he was also one of the main Cobra bad guys, I forget which. | | Uncle Ruckus' Message For Coloreds Only
02/06/13, 00:07
Yeah, I wish they'd included more of the crazy Bob Ross knockoff instead of Uncle Ruckus. | | POETV Superbowl Ad!
02/05/13, 23:56
I think that's banana fire guy. I seem to recall Slip 'n' Slide guy ending his video by taking a shower.
Excellent video, JHM. | | The IT Crowd - Fuck Off!
02/05/13, 21:40
Sometimes a line just needs the proper delivery. | | Mating Ritual of the Jumping Spider
02/05/13, 20:42
He'd better be nervous. She'll fucking eat him. | | Funny cat gets stuck
02/04/13, 22:46
"Agh! Damnit! I hit that spot on my neck that makes me go limp like a kitten."
"..."
"Don't just sit there filming me, asshole, HELP ME!" | | Karl Pilkington's Theory of Evolution
02/04/13, 22:43
I love Karl and hope to God this is all an act. | | Recruitment ad
02/04/13, 21:35
Hell, I'll join. They have a mortality rate of zero. I don't think I ever saw a joe manage to kill one. | | 'Mama' movement test
02/04/13, 21:22
Has anyone seen the movie? I've been avoiding it because I'm worried it will let me down and break my heart.
I have the same misgivings about "Pacific Rim".
Stars for using practical effects instead of CGI. | | Baby, the new IRN-BRU advert
02/04/13, 19:36
Irn-Bru: It kills the part of your brain that gives a rat's ass. | | SACKED! The Wildman Kickstarter Fiasco...HOTFIX
02/03/13, 22:13
See, this videogame company tried to crowdsource a game that's supposed to be, like, part RTS and part RPG but they didn't raise enough money so the guy in charge fired a bunch of people who were going to make the game and gaming news sites have been going apeshit and I have no fucking idea why, really.
Yeah, they couldn't get money to make a game, so they're not going to make the game. | | Adventure Time - Howling Lemon
02/03/13, 21:57
Or perhaps you DID mean to five-star it...SUBCONSCIOUSLY!
(Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuuuun) | |
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