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New Obama Ad: 'Firms'
07/14/12, 17:26
This might nab a few swing votes, but the Republican faithful will justify and make excuses for his behavior.
Shipped manufacturing jobs overseas? It was the fault of labor unions, OSHA, hiring quotas, minimum wage, etc.
Outsourced public sector jobs overseas? He was just trying to save hard-working taxpayers some money.
Keeps his money offshore? He doesn't want the evil federal government taking it away and giving it to lazy people. |
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Spec Ops: The Line - White Phosphorus
07/14/12, 12:23
Military "logic":
"They hid among civilians? HOW DARE THEY FORCE US TO BOMB THOSE CIVILIANS! THEY'LL PAY FOR THIS!" |
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Unwatchable Scene from Wild, Wild West
07/13/12, 17:43
My brain's reaction to this movie when it came out:
"Hey, cool! The guy who did 'Men in Black' made a movie out of one of my favorite TV shows from when I was a kid!"
"Kevin Kline as Artemus? Oh...Uh...well, wouldn't have been my first choice, but he's okay, I guess. Who do they have playing James West? What? Seriously? WHAT THE HELL? Fuck this, I'm not seeing this in the theater. Maybe it's worth renting on video?"
"What? Doctor Loveless isn't a little person? Oh that is just sacrilegious. Fuck this movie to death!"
"Oh, look, the same guy is doing a remake of 'Fantasy Island" only Mr. Roarke is an asshole who wears a black suit and doesn't have a little person for a sidekick. Yeah, I'll pass." |
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Evolution Funny Sceen
07/12/12, 21:24
He was both. |
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superior angle of the San Diego fireworks 'blunder'
07/11/12, 23:14
Those are the luckiest kids, ever. The world has never seen a fireworks show the likes of that before and never will again.
All other fireworks show will be drab, mundane affairs with one or two rockets popping off at a time. |
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Evolution Funny Sceen
07/11/12, 17:34
My brain before the movie:
"HEY! It's directed by the guy who directed 'Ghostbusters' and it's got Mulder from 'The X Files', the feminist lady from 'The Big Lebowski' and that one black dude from 'MadTV'! AWESOME!"
My brain after the movie:
"If I focus my rage and disappointment hard enough, can I give them all diarrhea telepathically? Well, not Moore, but the rest of them can get the squirts, for all I care." |
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How HL2: Ep. 3 will end
07/06/12, 08:53
But it's never the really obvious guy.
It would have turned out that G-Man was working on a cool new amusement park ride or was planning to build a malt shop or some shit. |
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Jerboa wants to play with hamster
07/06/12, 08:50
When she was a little girl, my sister thought her golden hamster and white mouse would like to play together so she put them in the same cage.
The hamster promptly tore the mouse's throat out and stuffed her corpse in the water dish. |
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How To Put Johnny Down To Sleep
07/05/12, 22:35
My younger nephew has developmental disorders thanks to being raised by my horrible neglectful sister and his violent father for the first three years of his life. My parents and I are caring for him now, but it is exhausting and stressful.
Discipline literally will not work on him. His brain doesn't understand that if he alters his bad behavior, he won't be punished. He feels he should be allowed to do as he wants all the time and if you deny him that or punish him for misbehaving, you're just being mean to him.
If this poor child were in the hands of people like this, they would end up beating him to death. |
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How To Put Johnny Down To Sleep
07/05/12, 19:26
Ten bucks says he puts himself to sleep with a blowjob from Johnny every night. |
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The Wire - Nice Dolphin
07/05/12, 16:40
Well...it IS a nice dolphin. |
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Watermelon vs. rubber bands
07/05/12, 14:43
"The Hong Kong Cavaliers" was the name of Buckaroo's backup band. All the researchers, engineers and civilian volunteers comprised "Team Banzai"
(my neck beard can kick your neck beard's ass) |
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Watermelon vs. rubber bands
07/05/12, 08:29
And it's back to the drawing board for Team Banzai. |
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Captain America: The First Avenger title sequence
07/04/12, 21:52
And I seem to recall him being a contemporary Hitler worshiper, not actually being around at the time Hitler was in power.
Meh, whatever. He was played by Hugo Weaving, which more than makes up for whatever hash they made of the continuity. |
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RIP Chuck E Cheese
07/04/12, 20:40
You know, Chuck used to dress like a 1920s dandy with a bowler hat, boutonniere and everything. The world survived his transition to a jeans & tee clad rodent. I think it will carry on fine with his new look.
I'm more worried about what happened to poor Billy Bob and the Rock-A-Fire Explosion.
Did Fatz have his hands & feet chopped off and ground up into a chinese aphrodisiac? |
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School Choice, The documentary
07/04/12, 12:57
I wasn't knocking private schools, necessarily. I was just saying the main reason most private schools produce higher GPAs is parental involvement. There's also smaller class sizes and higher-quality teaching tools.
What I object to is my tax dollars being diverted from public schools into the coffers of religious idiot factories. |
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Rep. Joe Walsh criticizes Tammy Duckworth's military service
07/03/12, 22:01
What about the assholes applauding him? |
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School Choice, The documentary
07/03/12, 16:52
Stars for evil.
Private schools produce higher GPAs because:
1 - They can toss out a low-grade student and keep their parents' money
2 - Corollary to the first statement, mommy and daddy get more involved in helping their kids earn good grades so they won't be out the money.
So Dubya and the GOP championed the whole school voucher bullshit while at the same time foisting "No Child Left Behind" on the nation. A big part of NCLB is standardized federal testing. If the kids don't pass, the school loses funding.
Now, look at the utter shit in those textbooks and tell me those kids would have been able to pass a standardized federal test.
Of course, NCLB only applied to PUBLIC schools. You know, schools funded with taxpayer dollars? Since the bible-thumper schools are PRIVATE, they're exempt, even though vouchers are an indirect means of taxpayer support.
It was a way to produce masses of poorly-educated morons and force me to help pay for this travesty. Fuck Dubya and fuck the assholes who put him into office twice. |
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Evil Sounding VW WRC prototype flies through Finnish woodlands.
07/03/12, 15:48
Minus one star for utter lack of unexpected wildlife dashing across the road. |
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Stop meeting the Heavy
07/03/12, 15:45
My machine won't run it anymore. It used to run as smooth as silk. Now it can take up to five minutes to get into a map, it chugs like a mother-fucker and routinely freezes up. And this is after completely wiping my Steam drive and reinstalling the Steam client and my games.
I think my CPU may be clogged with hats. |
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