Binro the Heretic
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Poe-news calls it quits
01/26/12, 00:03
Aw, come on, now.
I know the ending was weak, but don't you think it deserved better than that? |
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The Rifleman Opening
01/25/12, 22:34
HEY! Each and every one of those bullets killed a guy off-screen.
In fact, some of those bullets killed more than one guy off-screen. |
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The Rifleman Opening
01/25/12, 22:32
In the mid-1980s, Connors played the main antagonist in a failed series called "Steel Collar Man".
The main protagonist was a rogue A.I. android. He had been originally designed to do work too dangerous for human beings like fighting fires or cleaning up toxic waste spills. When the company decided it would be more lucrative to convert him into a soldier, he escaped rather than be turned into a killing machine.
Connors was a company goon sent to retrieve the android, even if that meant aggressively deactivating it. There was a beautiful moment when Connors opened the trunk of his car, revealing an arsenal of assorted weapons. He pulled out the customized Winchester from "The Rifleman", twirled it a few times, said "Nah." and swapped it for an M16.
When "Steel Collar Man" didn't last beyond the pilot, Connors went on to play an evil werewolf sea captain in the FOX series "Werewolf". |
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Samsung Galaxy Tab. It's Time to Tab.
01/25/12, 22:09
I know they're all shiny and cool and shit, but I really don't see how tablets are any better than laptops.
Still, kind of a half-assed fake commercial. |
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Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Pledge
01/25/12, 17:44
@ themilkshark
I'm not trying to end their careers, I'm just voicing my opinion that I find them neither funny nor entertaining and, in fact, find them irritating and unimaginative. |
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Descendants
01/25/12, 17:06
Please to be adding the "better than Avatar" tag. |
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yo
01/24/12, 21:23
This is a delightfully fucked-up show. It's on the very short list of anime I actually like. |
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Cow
01/24/12, 20:18
Looks like someone else got the horns and he's getting the bull. |
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Real life 'Total Recall' scene.
01/24/12, 19:44
I had a kidney stone that got stuck in my ureter. (the tube going from the kidney to the bladder) Because of the positioning, they couldn't use the sonic pulse machine to pulverize it, so they had to go in with a laser-equipped endoscope to bust it up and then use a little claw to drag out the pieces.
To prevent the ureter from healing itself shut, they had to leave in a stent, a plastic tube running from the kidney to the bladder which also allowed fluid to drain from the kidney. One end of the stent was twisted into a little pigtail to keep it from sliding out of the kidney. the other end was tied to a black nylon string that...um...extended outside my body...through an existing opening.
It was a thin, smooth piece of nylon, but it felt like a white-hot hacksaw blade sliding through my plumbing with every tiny move I made. The tube was likewise not that wide and was smooth plastic, but there was a constant, throbbing ache in my gut.
After a week, I went back in for the post-op examination. The doctor began by removing the stent, using the little black string as a ripcord. After a brief sensation akin to pissing molten lead, I went from being nearly immobilized by pain to feeling perfectly fine. So I can believe this guy felt a lot better after they took whatever in Hell that was out of there.
Our bodies are highly intolerant of visitors. |
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Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Pledge
01/24/12, 19:06
I will say this for them, they've made their work satire-proof.
How would you parody their style? Have two unattractive men jump around, flail their arms and shout "UBUH! UBUH! NUNGNUNGNUNG! UBUH! GUH!" while distorting their faces?
THAT'S A STRAIGHTFORWARD TIM & ERIC BIT! |
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Rush Limbaugh guest hosts the Pat Sajak Show
01/24/12, 09:00
The first and last time he ever appeared in front of an audience that wasn't hand-picked. |
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Karl Rove: Let's Get This Done
01/23/12, 20:16
His skin is trying to escape. |
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Archetype
01/23/12, 20:11
It's never a good idea to piss off a LITERAL killing machine.
Don't these dumb-asses ever watch any sci-fi movies? |
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Hyrulecraft
01/23/12, 19:46
Big builds like this are less impressive what with creative mode and the third-party editing tools out now. I judge purely on aesthetics, now and this one is kind of drab.
Minecraft creations are like your children. You think they're beautiful and special and everyone else is bored shitless looking at videos of them. |
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Karl Rove: Let's Get This Done
01/23/12, 19:09
Ladies & gentlemen, the face of pure evil. |
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Kitten in Hamster Ball
01/21/12, 22:41
"Wow...the ergonomic design makes it easier than ever to chew my own tail!" |
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Newt Gingrich Lashes Out
01/20/12, 20:44
And then King just sat there goggling and gasping like a goldfish on linoleum while the yahoos in the audience howled and cheered.
I swear to God this was staged. |
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Cat Corliss
01/19/12, 17:15
Such grace and elegance. |
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Dan Aykroyd | Unplugged on Ufos
01/19/12, 17:12
I want someone to film Dan Aykroyd, Richard Belzer and Randy Quaid together in the same room talking about conspiracy theories. |
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Thousands of swarming winged ants
01/17/12, 20:38
I live in Florida, this is a regular occurrence in the warmer months. Clouds of the little bastards go drifting across the landscape. It's the best time to catch a fertilized queen to start an ant farm.
And swarming ants are nothing compared to the caddisfly swarms. caddisflies are distant cousins of the moths. They lay their eggs in water and the larvae live there until they become pupae. The pupae leave the water, crawl off into the woods and make little cocoons out of silk and tiny twigs. Then they all hatch at once and swarm to the water.
You'll be sitting there on the banks of a river or shore of a pond fishing or just enjoying a balmy evening when, all of a sudden, it will be like someone switched on a wood chipper full of chicken feathers and aimed it at you.
Of course, chicken feathers won't try to crawl up your nose. |
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