|Binro the Heretic|
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|Peacock Mating Dance Gone Awry|
A long time ago, we had neighbors who kept pet peacocks.
They are the loudest God-damned things on the fucking planet.
|Ducklings observe yoyo.|
I was expecting more cello, but this is cute.
|How to stop cats pissing on your car|
So many things in this video deserve five stars, but these are for 1:23.
Also, your challenge is to make "Better than Avatar" an active link.
Yes, I know lots of things are better than "Avatar" but try to find stuff about alien planets that is better than "Avatar".
I saw this early one morning back in the late 1980s as I was getting ready for school. I turned on the TV and this just happened to be playing. I think it may have been on HBO. They used to show short films as time-fillers in between movies...back when they used to show movies.
The thing is, though, I came in somewhere in the middle. When I started watching, the horse-faced guys had just launched their boats and started the skywhale hunt.
This is much more enchanting and less nightmare-inducing when you see it from the beginning.
"Hello, airport security? There's an unmarked gray van pulled up on the sidewalk next to the Eastern fence. There's nobody inside, but the left blinker is going. You might want to send a bomb-sniffing dog or something."
|Animusic - Resonant Chamber|
I have two Animusic DVDs. This is probably my favorite out of all of them.
It's almost like H.R. Giger decided to create a musical instrument except there aren't nearly enough vaginas incorporated into the design.
|Important Home Safety Tip|
WHO KEEPS SWITCHING THEM ON AND WHY?
|Universal Jamming Gripper|
Don't the Daleks have a hand attachment like that?
This will end well.
|Ferocious sea mammals harass and crowd a Japanese lady|
Imagine a stampede of them.
|Important Home Safety Tip|
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THESE SOCKETS?
|Shooting kittens with laser blasters|
Why nine times? WHY IN THE ASS?
|Bill Maher on The Rally to Restore Sanity|
Bill may be an asshole, but he speaks the truth.
Actually, speaking the truth is what makes him an asshole, I guess.
|Don't talk during the movie|
I wish Dolph would show up at the theaters I frequent.
People don't even talk about the movie or the actors in it. They just sit there and chat about TV shows or sports.
I paid almost ten fucking dollars for a ticket. That's like two days' worth of food to me. SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU INCONSIDERATE YAMMERING ASSHOLES.
|Palestinian kid throws a rock at car. Car exacts revenge by hitting the kid.|
Hey, I'm as big a critic of Israel's treatment of the Palestinians as anyone, but the kids did jump out in front of a moving vehicle.
|Ladies, if your boyfriend wants to video you drying your hair...|
One of my first jobs was working at a place that made industrial air-handling and environmental control equipment.
One day, one of my coworkers was showing off a "homemade duck call" made from leftover materials. It consisted of a length of thin aluminum tubing coiled into a spiral with a fitting on one end that acted as the mouthpiece and a cone-shaped amplifier on the other end. He asked if anyone wanted to try it.
One young man volunteered. He took the device, drew a deep breath, pressed his lips to the mouthpiece and blew hard.
The guy standing behind him and to his left got a face full of blue chalk line dust.
|Fox and Friends: Rally to restore Sanity.|
"...put on by comedians, which many people unfortunately think are news people..."
Well, being a comedian that some people think of as a news person beats the Hell out of being a clueless cunt who thinks she's a news person.
We have a few varieties of these lovelies here in the Florida/Alabama region. I always loved finding one of their webs when I was a kid. The spiders look like they're crafted by jewelers and the webs are always enormous glittering cathedrals of silk.
Sadly, their numbers have taken a hit due to a boom in the spider wasp population. The wolf spiders are declining as well. :(
|Rally to Restore Sanity- Taiwanese Style|
I want so much to believe Stewart really has a Bat-pole-like apparatus in his bedroom that allows him to slide down in his PJs and emerge fully dressed in the writers' room.
|The world's largest gummy worm|
That is a whole lot of pig bone jelly.
I want one.