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|Man Attempts to Walk|
And that's why I'm in Florida.
|Slime-shaped Pork Buns|
-1 star for lack of Dragon Warrior combat music.
Also, they should have been filled with lotus seed paste.
|Herman Cain suspends campaign, quotes Pokemon|
Cain seems like the kind of guy who thinks he's just as charming as Hell but doesn't realize those around him only pretend he is because he has some sort of power over them.
He was probably deeply hurt and shocked when the sexual harassment claims were filed against him. In his mind, he probably thought he was as smoothly seductive as Billy Dee Williams. After all, all his employees and underlings laughed at his jokes and took his flirting in stride.
And here again, he thought he would be charming and entertaining and everyone would be just delighted to vote for him.
Kind of sad, in a way.
|Tim And Eric's Billion Dollar Movie|
Ah, to Hell with it.
Enjoy all the fame, money and pussy thrown at you while it lasts, you annoying talentless pricks.
A long as I don't have to watch it, I don't give two squirts of piss anymore.
|Andy Daly's Ambiguous Comedy Routine|
It somehow became funny as it went on.
|Cyborg in 75 Seconds|
"A terrible disease is wiping out humanity. We need to get information off a computer in another city and bring it back here to create a cure."
"I've got a thumb drive. We can pay some bad-ass mother-fuckers to go get the info."
"No! We'll install computers inside the body of this woman and she can go there, download the data into herself and come back."
"So you'll turn her into a bad-ass killer cyborg?"
"We'll turn her into a cyborg!"
"Bad-ass killer cyborg?"
"Why are you so hung up on everything being a bad-ass killer?"
"Uh, gee, I don't know. How about all the crazy, evil, armor-plated bastards swarming over the ruined landscape?"
"I don't see how being a bad-ass killer will help with that."
"Are you fucking SERIOUS?"
"Look, we're going to turn this woman into a cyborg with strength equal to that of the average human woman and send her out into a post-apocalyptic wasteland to retrieve mankind's last hope and that's final!"
|Minecraft Stop Motion: Super Mario Land|
I created a replica of the mansion from the original "Alone in the Dark" game in Minecraft and thought roughly 30 hours of work spread out over four weeks was an obscene amount of time to spend on pointlessly building something in a video game.
I don't feel quite as pathetic, now.
|Ferris Bueller The Series|
NBC put this turd on the air to compete with "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" on FOX.
As a preemptive strike, the writers of "Parker Lewis" had a scene were the titular character. tell the audience he would have to do a "Ferris Beuller" to get out of trouble with his parents. Actor Corin Nemec then proceeded to do a mind-blowingly accurate impersonation of Matthew Broderick as Ferris Beuller.
The message was clear: "Our Ferris Beuller knock-off is way better than yours. Suck on it, bitches."
Too bad "Parker Lewis" took a steep nosedive in quality in the later seasons. They should have bowed out while they were on top.
I recall watching the first episode of "Ferris Beuller" and seem to remember him making a comment about Madonna having a face like a collie.
|Splatterhouse ending (Turbografx 16)|
I was seriously pissed off when the main character wasn't reunited with his girlfriend and they didn't walk of into a bright blue sunny day.
There was a boss fight earlier in the game where he found a bunch of monsters in a cluster. When he approached them, they scattered and ran, revealing his girlfriend asleep on a moldy old sofa.
She woke up, stood and pleaded "help me" before turning inside-out and growing into a razor-clawed monster.
When he defeated the monster, it reverted to his girlfriend who he then cradled before she disintegrated.
I figured there would be a happy ending later.
|Top 10 Low Pass Flyby's|
The Blue Angels and other military flight demonstration squadrons may be grounded in an effort to curb military spending.
I would much rather see the money pent on them than being used to blow up a bunch of goat herders.
|Soul Reaver ending|
Hey, when you go to the trouble of getting Michael Bell, Simon Templeman and Tony Jay in the same room, you use the Hell out of those fuckers.
|Soul Reaver ending|
It's actually one of my favorite game series. The big problem here is that development kind of dragged on and what was supposed to be one big game got split in two.
I still have the whole series and like to play from time to time.
But, yeah, they went kind of ape shit with the block puzzles.
|Two Corvettes doing what Corvettes do best|
Sop smacking your gum, you filthy fucking pig.
I swear to God, I will find a way to reach through time and this computer screen to strangle you.
|Austrian Roller Coaster|
One day, we will have a video shot from the perspective of a rider on one of these things hitting a deer on the track.
It is inevitable.
|An octopus adapting to new environments|
"Yeah, that's right, mammals. keep gawking. I got a little surprise for you..."
"AHA!!! Attack, Caesar!"
"Attack! Go get 'em, boy!"
"Agh, you useless fucking mutt. I'll get you one day, you hairy bastards. STOP FILMING ME! Pricks!"
|A Goat and a Peacock Fighting!|
The goat seems drunk. He probably took offense to some innocent remark and the peacock doesn't know how to defuse the situation.
The goat's drunk buddy is all, like, 'You do...don't have to take tha shit, man. WHUP HIS ASS"
|Kohl's Black Friday Commercial|
So, everyone is calling it "Black Friday" now? Can't even call it an "after Thanksgiving sale" anymore. No more pretending. We just flat-out admit it's all about making a wad of money. Son of a bitch, this country sucks ass.
I have to get up at fucking 2AM this Friday because the place I work for is terrified someone else will get money that they won't get.
I guess I should feel lucky. Some people are going to have to be at work 9PM on THANKSGIVING DAY.
Again, this country sucks ass.
Stars for evil.
|Fully functioning miniature V12 engine|
I think it's running on compressed air?
|Fully functioning miniature V12 engine|
I can't wait to see the itty-bitty transmission.
|FENTON! JESUS CHRIST!|
Actually, Benton is the guy's favorite deer.
He was just trying to warn Benton about the vicious dog chasing him and his buddies.