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|Will It Blend? - Credit Cards|
Not up to Tom's usual high standards, but it'll tide me over until he blands a desk lamp or a fan or whatever monstrosity comes next.
|Class of Awesome High Crosses the Street|
If anyone had done this when I was a lad, I might have given a shit about high school.
|Wu-Tang - Gravel Pit|
Gambling, bitches, bling and weaponry, all the old gangsta favourites dressed up in caveman drag. Worth five right there.
The last minute, though, launches it into the goddamn stratosphere.
Why can't modern rap be this great?
|Will It Blend? - Esky Award|
The Beach Boys really have this uncanny ability to attract charismatic, brilliant and clearly homicidal fans.
|Asian Burger King Ad|
Get Junji Ito to write the ads and I will buy any damn thing.
|Electric Six - Dance Epidemic|
O nameless wedding filmographer, who risked your job to bring us this bounty, we thank thee.
|Alex Trebek's Potty Mouth|
I dream of a world in which "Alex Trebek's Pimp Chalice" is frequently discussed.
|I Am The Wolfman|
Oh holy crap.
|I Am The Wolfman|
Ah, the PS2 launch, defining moment of my high school career. Which seems a bit sad now that I look back on it.
I can't wait to add "I hate being bored and I can punch suns!" to my late-night drunken ramblings.
Excellent use of categories.
|Electric Six - There's Something Very Wrong With Us So Let's Go Out Tonight|
Oh E6, is there anything you can't do?
|Keepon is big in Japan|
The robots have developed the capacity to express "OHHH SHIIIIT". The end is nigh.
|Transformers - Decepticon Dance Party|
The Autobots tear shit up (I'm assuming). The Decepticons amuse children. 80s kids love the fresh sounds of cancelled game show themes.
Yes, it's Bizarro transformers all right.
I love it. I love it. I want the sheet music.
|Banned Italian Commercial Starring Freddy Kreuger|
Maybe it's like the party in Elm Street 2 after he takes over the dude's body.
|Japan Break Industries|
I love how literal their name is. "We break Japan, and that's all we do." I want to open a stateside branch called Destroy America Incorporated.
|Betty Boop: I'll Be Glad When You're Dead You Rascal You|
Mr Wonderful World taking joy in my demise is prety much the creepiest fucking thing I can imagine.
|Ice Cube "Today Was A Good Day"|
To be Continued...
|Ice Cube- Check Yourself|
I like the continuity between this and "Today Was A Good Day". Plus, a great song.
|Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Cristo trailer|
This show is actually pretty fun. And by fun I mean gay. Incredibly, incredibly gay. In the literal men-who-dig-men way.