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Explosive eversion of a duck penis.
01/21/10, 15:02
The scary things is, no, it isn't. |
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Microwaving A Box Of Wine -- FAKE!
01/21/10, 14:58
It's because the Mythbusters are wasting their and the audience's time on the *stupid* crap. Meanwhile, important, life-altering questions are going unexamined and unanswered!
Questions like
- If you eat 3 pounds of Taco Bell ~30 minutes beforehand, can you light your farts for use as an emergency flamethrower?
- Can a whale really enter into a legally-recognized union with a human in Alaska, Nova Scotia, and the Russian province of Kamchatka?
Or:
- Is it true that if you give a monkey a loaded gun, it will break out of captivity and attempt to assassinate Nathan Lane?
Dammit people, THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW |
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Microwaving A Box Of Wine -- FAKE!
01/21/10, 14:32
GO TO HELL DOG PIMPER
HWY MUST YOU SHIT ALL OVER MY MOST CHERISHED OF DREAMS?
MY DREAMS OF BLOWING SHIT UP WITH JUST A MICROWAVE AND A PLASTIC BAG OF CHEAP WINE
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What happens when you put a box of wine in the microwave?
01/21/10, 14:18
BECAUSE I WANT TO BELIEVE, DAMMIT
WHY MUST YOU BE THE ASSFACE TO MY DREAMS? |
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What happens when you put a box of wine in the microwave?
01/21/10, 14:13
Through chaotic processes still not fully understood, the boxwine miraculously transforms into a barbecued human infant, complete with giant hamburger bun and spicy southwest sauce. |
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What happens when you put a box of wine in the microwave?
01/21/10, 14:09
And a how-to book on basic special effects and editing. |
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Big Spider Attacks Daddy
01/21/10, 14:07
It was far too docile to have been a funnelweb spider. |
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Big Spider Attacks Daddy
01/21/10, 14:05
A BB gun should do the job. Shoot it right through the cephalothorax, and even if it doesn't kill the spider, the force of the BB blasting through it will cause enough damage that the fucking hell-spider will almost certainly bleed out in short order. |
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Big Spider Attacks Daddy
01/21/10, 13:35
The preview image alone if fucking my shit up.
SEVERE ARACHNOPHOBIA = 5 STARS |
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Hideous Transformation
01/21/10, 11:08
What the hell is this from?! |
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the Food Pyramid Song -Clone High
01/21/10, 10:58
Of what? |
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Chris-chan: Down With Asperchu
01/21/10, 10:54
Thing is, it seems like every time Chris gets played-out, he finds a new way to go bugfuck insane on camera. |
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McGee And Me - The Not-So-Great Escape
01/21/10, 04:07
I'd be satisfied if just the people responsible for this died. |
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Chris-chan: Down With Asperchu
01/21/10, 02:01
I'm sorry, but "Muscle Bra" > "Masculine Bosoms" |
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McGee And Me - The Not-So-Great Escape
01/20/10, 22:53
"I have the powers of a GOD! Time to get some jumbo paper and bring my crude drawings of women to LIFE!!" |
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VFX - Goodbye Youtube forever #6
01/20/10, 22:42
Oh shit, IT IS!
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I will be making a video explaining the full terms of the compromise that I have reached with Shawn. I know that many of you wanted me to take Shawn to court. I know that others thought that I wa...
I will be making a video explaining the full terms of the compromise that I have reached with Shawn.
I know that many of you wanted me to take Shawn to court. I know that others thought that I was persecuting Shawn. In the end I had to take a decision as to what I considered was the right thing to do.
Let me explain a few points which I will expand upon (to a degree) in the video I intend to make;
1. I was aware that Jordanowen42 had been in contact with Shawn's father for many months. I was privy to some of the exchanges between them and occasionally assisted Jordan in formulated his responses. I am aware that there are a number of people who suggest that Jordan has invented the whole exchange as explained in his video;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_nd_f...
This is a nonsense.
2. More recently I have been in contact with Shawn's father myself. Initially by e-mail and subsequently by skype conversation. On a number of occasions thunderf00t has been party to those conversations. On one occasion both thunderf00t and myself were involved in a group conversation with Shawn, his father and his mother.
3. I gave Shawn my skype address and invited him to contact me at any time. He did so last night. As a result I again had a conversation with him; that conversation included thunderf00t and FactVsReligion. As a consequence of previous conversations and last night's conversation Shawn agreed to make this video. Whilst we advised him as to its contents, it was not scripted and was made entirely by him.
4. I have made it clear to Shawn that if he does not seek the treatment that he, and his family, consider he requires, then I will take legal action against him, and I have many years in which to do so. He is fully aware of this. Provided he remains off the internet (both youtube and his website) and gets the therapy he needs I will not take action against him.
5. In reaching my decision I have had regard to what is best for Shawn and also (and perhaps more importantly) what his family, and in particular his father, considers best.
6. His family are very kind and considerate people. I do not want them to suffer any more than they have already. Of all the matters that I took into consideration this was perhaps the most significant.
7. Shawn is aware that this is his absolute last chance. Please allow him to take advantage of it. I am not gloating at the fact that he has left youtube. I hope that others will not do so either.
8. Please allow him and his family to resolve this matter without harrassment. Both Shawn and his family know that if he does not do so then he faces legal consequences.
9. This may be the first genuine, and thereby the most significant, step that Shawn has made to getting the help he needs.
10. To the sycophants that rally around him, please think for a moment. You are not helping Shawn or his family if you pester him. Leave him alone. (And please stop dropping my docs.)
Finally, to Shawn; I wish you the very best. Thank you for making this video. Call me on skype whenever you want." |
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Chris-chan: Down With Asperchu
01/20/10, 22:38
"Charging to Three-Fifths Power!"
OH MY GOD
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VFX - Goodbye Youtube forever #6
01/20/10, 19:59
I wish. Then maybe this kid would actually be getting the help he needs. |
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McGee And Me - The Not-So-Great Escape
01/20/10, 19:58
I don't know how I could have so perfectly forgotten about this. There was a time when it was my little brother's absolute FAVORITE show ever; a friend of his had some tapes and he was always making us watch them.
God it was terrible. |
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Chris-chan: Down With Asperchu
01/20/10, 09:29
Christian Weston Chandler is going to be mentioned on the news someday, in conjunction with phrases such as "violent assault," "moldering corpses of his parents posed around the dinner table," and "bucket of vaginas." |
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