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Chris-chan set to Goodbye Horses
11/17/09, 03:05 Rancid sweat, white glue, and failure. |
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Sonichu The Audiobook killer uterus episode
11/15/09, 01:45 If only his mother hadn't been so dead set on trying to induce abortion through alcohol poisoning. |
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Yo Yogi!: Tricky Dicky's Dirty Trickies
11/15/09, 01:37 PUT SOME FUCKIN PANTS ON, YOGI |
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Why is every preview image on the front page black?
11/13/09, 15:31 Was there a video on the other side of that link at some point? |
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Excerpt from Smart Mop Infomercial
11/13/09, 15:28 Had to be sure I hadn't imagined the part where he said to drink the Floor Soda. |
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Excerpt from Smart Mop Infomercial
11/13/09, 02:27 WHAT |
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Why is every preview image on the front page black?
11/13/09, 01:08 In all honesty, I don;t think there are that many ghost stories can be told about this stupid malfunction. |
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Why is every preview image on the front page black?
11/13/09, 01:07 Ok. Once there was a spoooooooooky websiiiiiiite, and it was called POETVEEEEEE. And it was a pretty good place to go and shamelessly waste the limited time one is allotted in this life.
AND THEN, one day, on a day just like today, ALL THE PREVIEW TABS STOPPED WORKING! JUST! LIKE! THIS ONE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
It would have been a pretty sucky day if Frank Rizzo hadn't fucking imploded into a superdense mass of Meta. |
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Conservative 'word-writin' Miss California kind-a sort-a leaves a Larry King interview in protest
11/12/09, 22:29 Odds on her later talking about this interview as another example of the media attacking her? |
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Top 50 worst videogame voice acting
11/12/09, 15:07 Oh wow. If that's all it takes, where do *I* sign up? |
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Chris-chan cries about another imaginary girlfriend lost
11/12/09, 01:54 Of course he'll "fall in love" again. The poor fucker has too -- it's what he's built his life around, it's the only damn thing keeping him together.
If Chris would call a hiatus on his love-quest, just spend a month focusing on having fun, learning new, neat stuff, and looking after himself, he might just be better for having done so. But no, he's going to run himself ragged searching for that one Special (boyfriendless, white or asian) Someone whose attentions will magically give his sad little life meaning, simply by taking his parents' place (as far as monetary support, housing, and basic care go) and fucking him.
What Chris really wants is a fairly convincing female sex doll that is fully ambulatory and completely capable of looking after/babying him, and we're not going to have those for another 25 years. |
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Lou Dobbs leaves CNN, probably to hunt Mexicans for sport
11/12/09, 01:39 The tracking device was intended for neural implantation. Looking back, that was not the best of ideas. |
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Lou Dobbs leaves CNN, probably to hunt Mexicans for sport
11/12/09, 01:36 No, he's disrespecting ColOn Powell, Colin Powell's half-brother and infamous taxidermist of minorities. |
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Horse Chest Abscess
11/12/09, 01:23 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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Charla Nash (victim of chimp attack) reveals her *reconstructed* face
11/12/09, 01:05 At this point, she probably WOULD be happy to have a chimp's face, as opposed to a pants-shittingly horrifying not-face. |
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Charla Nash (victim of chimp attack) reveals her *reconstructed* face
11/12/09, 01:00 Oooo |
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Chris-chan cries about another imaginary girlfriend lost
11/11/09, 16:55 I don't know why not, he's such a catch. |
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Joe's Dinosaurs Explode
11/09/09, 16:57 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=292318450088106122&ei=ZY34SvuVMojUqQKD4MjjAw&q=joe%27s+dinosaurs+explode&hl=en#
HERE. This one works -- unlike the Live Video link, which does not work when you try to use the URL it gives you for sharing it. |
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Homophobic christian whines about getting fired
11/09/09, 16:30 Oh, fuck you, buddy. If her babbling about her upcoming marriage annoyed you, you could have just found some way to politely request that she not bring up such a distracting topic so much. You wouldn't have even had to mention how The Gay drives you wild.
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Mormon Haircuts
11/09/09, 00:53 ... By which I mean that I am not. |
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