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DARK STAR
10/06/09, 05:40
I lost it at the beachball. But I was somewhere between three and five years old, had no idea what it was**, and was convinced it was trying to kill somebody.
**For some reason, my brain interpreted the alien as some kind of cross between a throbbing gobbet of raw flesh with claws, and an evil strawberry; I know what movie it was from, but the alien in the movie does not match what's in that memory.
There was some fucked-up shit going on with how my eyes interpreted everyday visual stimuli when I was a little kid. |
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King of the Hell
10/06/09, 00:00
I'd watch that series. It'd be Hank Hill as the devil's propane guy, making the rounds, doing repairs, and interacting with all kinds of demons and people from throughout history, right? Like an utterly deranged version of KotH. |
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How to Express a Dog's Anal Gland
10/05/09, 05:32
And if your dog gets terrified enough, sometimes it will express its own anal glands, right along with the contents of its colon. :( |
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Voltron - Princess Allura vs. Institutionalized Sexism
10/05/09, 03:33
Just think how buff the nurse gets when you peek up "her" dress. |
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Carrion crow feeds on human flesh
10/05/09, 03:28
At the start of the clip, was anyone else worried the punchline would involve making the bird puke? |
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Carrion crow feeds on human flesh
10/05/09, 03:26
D'awwwwwwww |
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Glenn Beck Crying for a Photoshoot
10/03/09, 17:37
A man-whore with a monkey. |
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ABC news interviews a family of Indigo Children
10/03/09, 17:35
And if Mommy Dumbest comes back from the store without those things her daughter said she'd buy, neighbors as far as four houses away can hear alllll about it. |
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ABC news interviews a family of Indigo Children
10/03/09, 17:32
Yes Yes! |
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Glenn Beck goes after atheists
10/03/09, 02:56
Holy shit, Glenn Beck is so retarded, he's got me agreeing whole-heartedly with Cena mark. |
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Glenn Beck goes after atheists
10/03/09, 02:54
Yeah, that got me too. For an all-powerful deity, god's really bad at this. |
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Glenn Beck Crying for a Photoshoot
10/03/09, 02:45
No, he found it. Look again. |
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Some Clips From 'Super Hornio Brothers.'
10/01/09, 05:04
I would have faved this if it weren't for that goddamn editing. |
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Scene from 'Pinocchio' with Roberto Benigni
10/01/09, 02:40
Yep, nothing but grown men wrasslin' and playing carnival games all day. I'm not sure if the fact that they're all supposed to be little kids makes it *more* or *less* creeptastic. |
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Scene from 'Pinocchio' with Roberto Benigni
09/30/09, 14:11
Completely resets the scale for BAD. |
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Worst 'X has Talent in America' performance ever
09/29/09, 12:29
Spirit-fived. |
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Worst 'X has Talent in America' performance ever
09/29/09, 12:26
Well, if he's a drag performer, he's one of the worst I've ever seen. And I'm afraid I can't think of any other reasons for him to perform in heels, glitter, and halftop besides being either super gay or in drag. |
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Windows 386 promotional video
09/29/09, 11:41
WHAT |
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Katie Couric Asks Glenn Beck To Define 'White Culture'
09/26/09, 03:59
Carmonk, that's blatantly untrue. The only reason we haven't heard more on this is because, since about 1995, Beck has been sticking to raping and murdering pigs, either out of the fear of being caught for raping women, or because he has finally given in to the overwhelming feelings of lust he had for his mother and is using a physically similar substitute. The only addition to his routine has been that he now butchers and eats his victims.
I'd say Glenn Beck rapes when stressed, because it appears that he's certainly been eating a lot more bacon than usual over the last few years, corresponding with his rise to fame on the news channels. |
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Cherubism: A Real Story
09/22/09, 03:51
Neither of which really comes anywhere close to JollyBabyism. |
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