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The Simpsons - Space Chips
02/28/09, 06:26
"FREEDOM! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE FREEDOM!"
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Gender Bender Star Trek Fans
02/27/09, 12:35
Didn't she also get kicked out of the jury for talking to the press? |
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Carman - A Witch's Invitation
02/27/09, 12:20
What did that bird do to you, you asshole?! |
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Inochi
02/27/09, 10:44
AAAAAHH!! |
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T.R.U.T.H. Group: 'Bone Digger'
02/27/09, 10:13
"Merry CHRIST Day everybody!
THANK YOU SUBSCRIBERS!!!
We couldn't have reached 1000 without each & every one of you.
http://www.Apologetix.com
They make a monkey right out of me -- Yes, they've been tryin' endlessly
Those overeager bonediggers -- they never found that jigsaw piece
ECHO:
[They make a monkey right out of me
It makes for funky biology
I'm not the kid of some hominid,
who comes from a lizard, whose mama was a fish]
CHORUS:
[Now I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers, but I say evolution don't figure
Now, I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers, but I ain't never seen no holes bigger
It sounds like no evidence found, it sounds like their heads in the ground
It sounds like they're just too proud, it sounds quite boneheaded]
You need to ponder whether evolution is wrong
Whether maybe you was put on under cover of dawn
They said, "We can tell from rocks, we tell by the carbon"
'Cause this world has gotta flock of descendants of Charles Robert Darwin
But I'm lookin' for the odds at casinos
That life could come to be from random acids amino
Zero -- we know it's hocus pocus
And they wanna make all of that an accidental process?
O.K., let's pretend a fishy got some kids
That stood up on their fins and crawled up on land
Without evidence and here we are today
If you're trustin' in this worldview you better have faith
You know why? They make too much of nothin'
Stuff that I've heard it should have been on Mythbusters
Their best forensic samples couldn't cut the mustard
You don't care what none of us say you still trust it
(CHORUS)
1859's the fateful year -- they've had 150 years to prove their great new theory
I know some funny ways they found support for some of it, kids
They made some hominids from parts of gibbons and pigs
Your museums are deceiving when you visit one they
Take a couple bones pawn it off as a primate
They were s'posed to find all sorts of life forms we could study
They went to the rocks and got dinosaurs in the muddy
They're talkin' down actin' like the Bible is so funny
Could've got dinos sooner if they tried Job 41-y
If it ain't no bunk, holler "We want proof now, we want proof now, yeah!"
It's somethin' that'll make you mad
Cause all the links they had were either weak or bad
Great big digs since the 1860's
And after waiting and searchin' they found out it doesn't exist?
(CHORUS)
Now I ain't hating on the bone digger, no, not me
I've found trilobites in stone and some petrified trees
You know evolution ain't paleontology
Transition forms are lackin' -- got a hole up his sleeve
But -- the other option's not fun
So he gonna make you into a man out of that pond scum
This is his religion baby, don't be surprised
That fishy on all fours on his jeep's his messiah
So, let's not fight -- I won't abuse Darwin 'cause that's not nice
And they're gonna keep stallin' and tryin' to prove they're right though
And when you catch on we'll lead you back to the Bible
(SECOND HALF OF CHORUS)
Show me them facts!!!
Artist: APOLOGETIX
Song: BONE DIGGER
[Parody of "Gold Digger" by Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)]
(Romans 1:18-25, Job 40:15-41:34)
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Category: Education" |
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Bobby Jindal talks to Americans like we're 3-year-old children.
02/27/09, 09:46
It would have been a completely pointless statement to make if he *hadn't* intended to imply that the doctor would have done something drastic in response to his parents missing a payment. |
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'Clean Coal' commercial by the Coen Brothers
02/27/09, 09:32
I live a lot closer to the heart of Coal Country than you do, Cena Mark, and it's a lot easier to see a lot of the costs (and benefits) of current coal policies and technology. But hey, clearly I've just been brainwashed by the liberal bias of my five senses. |
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'Clean Coal' commercial by the Coen Brothers
02/27/09, 09:20
It's so nontoxic, in fact, that I will pay you 20 dollars and a box of Mallomars if you will go scuba diving with nothing but pure CO2 tanks. |
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Starbase Dental
02/27/09, 07:11
I wasn't afraid of going to the dentist before. |
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Bobby Jindal talks to Americans like we're 3-year-old children.
02/27/09, 03:14
They cut out the first few seconds, where he first shuffles out of the shadows and into view like some kind of especially deranged zombie. |
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The World When Humans Disappear
02/26/09, 06:14
:( |
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White-Nose Syndrome in Pennslyvania
02/26/09, 06:08
It's thought that something about WNS effects their hibernation, causing them to burn through their fat stores too fast. At the point where they start risking the winter cold, it's gotten to the point where it's either that or starving to death. White Nose Syndrome is poorly understood, and it's not known if the fungus is causing the problem, or is simply taking advantage of the sick bats' weakened immune system. |
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Freudian Mac Cosmetics Hello Kitty Ad
02/26/09, 06:02
I was on board with it not being the stupidest thing I'd ever seen, up until the point where they introduced the Hello Kitty leather-slaves. |
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Helmet-cam captures wheelie going bad
02/26/09, 05:32
A real squid wouldn't be walking away from it anyhow. |
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Plan Spooge from Outer Space
02/23/09, 01:07
What is this from? |
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Personalized DVD - Our love story
02/23/09, 00:54
Well now I know what to give to people I don't like: nightmarish personalized DVDs starring them and someone THEY don't like. |
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Global Warming is a Hoax of Rich Eco-Hypocrites
02/20/09, 00:34
Man, I wish I was rich enough to join the EcoHypocrite Club! |
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Best Scenes from Fireproof starring Kirk Cameron
02/20/09, 00:24
Like it was the computer's fault your wife caught you jacking to dickgirls. |
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Chris-chan needs a Cute Girl
02/20/09, 00:13
According to CWC, she's gotta be a "boyfriend-free girl", and she can't be anything but white. It's great that a Sonic-obsessed borderline mentally-retarded guy can still assume he's enough of a catch to warrant such pickyness. |
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Wild Woody (all cutscenes)
02/20/09, 00:03
My god, that's horrible. |
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