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Ron & Marty 'Know and Glow in the Lord.'
07/30/12, 02:29
Solomon Grundy was a Batman villain? |
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r/atheism
07/30/12, 02:27
Of all the complaints that could be made about r/atheism, they went with this one.
Yeah. |
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David Bowie - Love You Til Tuesday (full movie)
07/30/12, 02:22
WHY |
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Ernest Borgnine, 33rd Degree Freemason
07/30/12, 02:19
"consider adopting a classic Jeffersonian Deism."
Thanks, but I'd always feel like I was lying if I did that, and that's no way to join an organization that you want to feel at home and have fun in.
(Not quite related, but I'm sort-of-considering starting some kind of a secular "secret society" of some sort -- mainly to just see how long it takes for it to become the subject of many hilarious paranoid conspiracies [what with the way nutjobs are about secret societies, and the way Americans in general are about atheists] -- but I haven't a clue how to even begin. Any suggestions?) |
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Ernest Borgnine, 33rd Degree Freemason
07/30/12, 01:00
Um, I mean I wanted to be a Shriner, and wear an awesome hat and drive a tiny car in a parade, and be privy to the horrible secrets of the masons, not that I wanted to be a hospital. |
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Ernest Borgnine, 33rd Degree Freemason
07/30/12, 00:58
I'm angry because the freemasons won't let an atheist join. I spent much of my teen years volunteering at the local Shriner's hospital, and I always wanted to be one when I grew up, BUUUUT NO. |
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Gravity Falls - Lazy Susan
07/30/12, 00:47
I just want to say that Grunkle Stan is a worthy successor to Captain K'nuckles. |
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Teen girl dresses like Jessica Rabbit and serenades her father
07/29/12, 19:14
No, he's not fucking her. He's just whacking it to the thought of her and praying she makes it to stardom before she finishes growing up and looks as weird as he (presumably) did when he stopped being a cute kid and his career died... |
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Teen girl dresses like Jessica Rabbit and serenades her father
07/29/12, 19:10
The sheer amount of shame that he wipes up and systemically flushes down the toilet every time he gets an afternoon to himself is a testament to this. |
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Teen girl dresses like Jessica Rabbit and serenades her father
07/29/12, 19:08
If it were at a Purity Ball, it would be perfectly horrifying. As it is now, I still can't watch more that a few seconds. |
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Gravity Falls - Lazy Susan
07/29/12, 18:13
I'm not following that link. |
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Field Expedient Weapons, Modern Macuahuitl
07/29/12, 03:20
Or you could just buy a machete or a decorative sword and be a normal manchild. |
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2006 science presentation by killer James Holmes
07/29/12, 03:15
It was the news assholes who started the story of him being a genius. Based on the information available about him, he sounds like he peaked around high school, then cruised along under his own momentum until the grad program. |
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2006 science presentation by killer James Holmes
07/29/12, 03:10
There was that Edarem guy, but he was a pedo, not a paranoid schizophrenic. |
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Sauza Tequila - Fireman and Kitten Amazingness
07/29/12, 02:22
The person who creates the first "Sexy Firemen with Kittens" calendar is going to make a fucking fortune. |
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SPACEKISSER
07/27/12, 00:35
I... what |
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Birth Control Yourself
07/26/12, 23:37
I don't know. I just can't accept that someone would voluntarily be so fucking repellent if they hadn't figured out how to reproduce via some form of spontaneous generation.
This guy's probably got a jizzue-pile of legendary proportions building up next to his computer/TV chair; when it finally achieves enough mass, it will undergo bizarre chemical alterations, finally emerging as a clone of this douchebag. |
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A Lesbian Mom Shares her Experience Meeting Mitt Romney
07/26/12, 13:57
That alien-in-human-disguise "act" of his. If he weren't in a position of terrifying power, the man would be hilarious to watch. |
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Lazy cat hitches a ride home
07/26/12, 03:42
That cat is on ludes |
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we should not encourage this behavior in walruses
07/26/12, 03:36
If this walrus is 30 years old, why doesn't he have tusks? |
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