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Rep. Joe Walsh criticizes Tammy Duckworth's military service
07/04/12, 01:45
"True Heroes have wieners and hire scores of people to talk about their service FOR them." |
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'The good things Hitler did' Speech for school
07/03/12, 14:42
Oh fuck. When are today's kids going to learn that when you do stupid shit like this -- regardless of whether it's for shits and giggles, or serious -- you're not supposed to film it at all, much less put it online?
The exception would be if this kid's future self manages to perfect time travel, and goes back and kicks his younger self in the head to prevent this moment. I want video of that. |
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My Little Pony: The Movie
07/03/12, 04:45
They're alien horses. That's why their eyes are fucking humongous and face forwards on their freakishly short heads, why they come in impossible colors, and why they lack actual hooves and have heads that look more like that of a pig than a horse.
If some dementedly talented taxidermist built themselves a realistic "life-sized" gaff of one, it'd be far too hideous and terrifying to show to children. |
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My Little Pony: The Movie
07/03/12, 02:58
The 1980s, when you could put a toy commercial in the theaters without spending 20 million on computer-generated bullshit.
I also can't help but be perplexed by this. What are the odds that a society built by alien horses would mirror ours so amazingly well? Now I can't stop thinking about it. Why would horses invent a writing system that involves sticking an inking device in your mouth and then writing a letter just an inch or two in front of their own eyes? It must be in some language that can only be read cross-eyed. |
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Giorgio Tsoukalos on Penis Sheaths
07/01/12, 18:50
If this man ever goes bald he will lose his job. |
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Baby born without brain brain turns 2
07/01/12, 18:46
"atheist religious beliefs" |
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Sextette 1978 - Full Movie on Hulu
07/01/12, 01:56
Mae West neither retiring nor changing her schtick. |
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Sextette 1978 - Full Movie on Hulu
07/01/12, 01:55
Um, yes. Very old women often end up needing some kind of hair stunt-double. Some younger women too, but that's generally due to illness of some kind. |
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Giorgio Tsoukalos on Penis Sheaths
07/01/12, 01:48
Every time I see this dude I end up watching the clip more than once because I get distracted from what he's saying by his hair.
Seriously, fuck that hair. |
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Giorgio Tsoukalos on Penis Sheaths
07/01/12, 01:47
A bunch of white dudes, DUH. |
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Baby born without brain brain turns 2
07/01/12, 01:04
Upon coming of age, he will follow his destiny and go into politics. |
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Michigan's Rep. Wayne Schmidt explains how it wasn't about vagina
06/25/12, 14:21
That's because most things that are all about vagina, are, in reality, all about dick. |
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Jesus Will Beat Hell Out Of You
06/24/12, 12:06
Jesus will beat you until you love him. That's how you know he's the one for you. |
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Science: It's a Girl Thing!
06/24/12, 11:45
ಠ_ಠ |
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2 in the AM PM
06/02/12, 02:24
I suppose that might be how you could think acid works while you are high on it. |
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Subliminal Messages in Regular Show Cartoon
06/02/12, 02:14
If I ever do any big visual project, I'm just gonna get it all over with and make all the hilarious paranoia videos myself, before its even publicly available, so I can release them right before all the legit wackos. Then I'm gonna wait until paranoid nutjobs start obsessing over them, and I will reveal my role in their creation, possibly causing several people to experience a psychotic break. |
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Woman Finds Jesus in Mold
06/01/12, 22:11
The mold is a better christian than you, Crazy. Like you ever remade yourself in his physical likeness. |
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What toy is Caeleb playing with How does he become Jehovahs friend
06/01/12, 02:43
Stay out of the Cult of Friendship! It will sap your abilities to talk to other people without being immensely creepy and off-putting. |
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What toy is Caeleb playing with How does he become Jehovahs friend
06/01/12, 02:40
Caleb's friend is a minion of satan, who gives out evil toys to good little wind-up children. |
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Colonel Sanders on Jim Bakker's PTL Club
06/01/12, 02:34
It's also deeply offensive to every aspect of Early Death In A Bucket that I hold dear. |
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