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Ian McKellan - Baby Got Back
09/06/12, 23:45
I don't have anything against this guy, it's just that I find watching him do McKellan-voice more than a little disturbing. |
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5 Second Films - Going Postal
09/06/12, 12:29
I'm impressed that he is able to shit into a box that opens from the front well enough to think it makes sense to shit there all the time. |
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Bobby Wobbly
09/06/12, 10:31
No. No no.
This would be far less disturbing if we knew they cut it off at :48 because it suddenly turns out that this is the dungeon he keeps for when stupid kids wander in. |
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A Bad Lip Reading of Twilight
09/05/12, 23:58
I'm sure this dialog was better than whatever the original was anyway. |
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Rick Joyner: Oh, yeah? Well OUR prayers regrow amputated limbs!
09/05/12, 23:12
Wait until he hears you're not a member of his tribe or their allies. Then the real christianity makes an appearance. |
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Adventure Time: Sons of Mars
09/05/12, 23:07
Magic Man rides that thin line between being completely insane with dickery and competent assholery. |
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Hansel and Gretel -- Trailer
09/05/12, 10:11
Look, if they can have big guns, can they please have modern names too? Even if it turns out this trailer is wrong, and the movie is awesome, I will not be able to take these characters seriously. |
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Rick Joyner: Oh, yeah? Well OUR prayers regrow amputated limbs!
09/05/12, 09:20
If some morning I woke up to discover that I'd become a completely immoral asshole, I'd go into the ministry. It's about the only career left that's both open to the common person and where there's always a job opening that promises some profit.
And you don't even have to believe that bullshit, you just have to be real good at selling it! |
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Rick Joyner: Oh, yeah? Well OUR prayers regrow amputated limbs!
09/05/12, 09:16
No, it's perfect. If he ever gets cornered into something like that, with cameras and skeptics of his regenerative prowess, all he has to do is give it his most flashy try, and then say it didn't work because the observers didn't have enough faith, and his flock will buy it.
He's not selling to you or me -- he's selling to those religious people who are so desperate to see things like what's described in their holy book -- who are so desperate for acceptable proof that their god exists, and has an active relationship with his believers just like in the bible-- that they will voluntarily turn off all their critical thinking and fork over money, no questions asked, for the experience of being told what they want to hear. |
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Chuck Norris Implores Evangelicals to Help Prevent 1,000 Years of Darkness
09/04/12, 23:19
He hosted infomercials and accused other actors of being commies. But he played a cowboy sometimes, so he was super awesomely qualified for the presidency. |
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Loki and Belle, together at last.
09/04/12, 10:39
Whaaaa? I don't even |
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Chuck Norris Implores Evangelicals to Help Prevent 1,000 Years of Darkness
09/04/12, 09:26
And that fist is made of anuses. |
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Chuck Norris Implores Evangelicals to Help Prevent 1,000 Years of Darkness
09/04/12, 00:43
Chuck, why do you keep trying to make thousands upon thousands of internet children cry by reminding them that you were always just an asshole who got hired to play a scripted role?
Why can't you just let them love you for being a semi-mythical bear-killing rocketship of a manzilla? |
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The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure -- Trailer
09/04/12, 00:36
Worst opening weekend of all time? Maybe there's some hope for this species yet.
I seriously pity any kids whose parents took them to this instead of anything else ever. |
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BOW TO NO ONE
09/03/12, 18:35
Never happen. The birthers would go nuts over whether or not he was really born in a US zoo. |
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The Lottery
09/03/12, 17:49
It's one of her least-awful books, for what that's worth. |
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ORDER FROM CHAOS
09/03/12, 16:47
"Ratings have been disabled."
SHOCK OF MY LIFE, I TELL YOU WHAT |
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Australia's Most Awful Plant
09/03/12, 16:44
Just what kind of selective pressure leads to a plant evolving into a fucking nightmare for all creatures possessing skin, lungs, and assorted soft parts? |
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Turn This Ship Around
09/03/12, 16:39
Yeah, what? Is this a transmission from the mirror universe, where 99% of Americans get everything and 1% gets pilloried, or something? |
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The Lottery
09/03/12, 16:32
I was required to read Rand's "Anthem" for school.
Short summary: IT BLOWS. |
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