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|2012 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial|
I'm going but only because I was bitten by a rabid juggalo years ago and had the curse transfered to me; the transformations grow longer and more frequent, and I find myself reacting to urges not my own, I lose several teeth, gain several pounds and become filled with pointless hostility to be unleashed at inappropriate times - even now as the date gets closer I feel the unholy pull and-and-an-------fuk al yall fukin faggits mess wit tha juggalo family and DA DARK CARNIVEL will roll over u
|Mid-1970s Mrs. Butterworth Commercial |
DRINK MY BLOOD AND BE REBORN INTO A DARK WORLD OF FEAR - rejected original tagline for the first Mrs. Butterworth campaign
Wait a second? "Bouchedags"? Oh, now I get it because it's like "douchebags" but with the b and the d moved around - oh man, give these comedy geniuses all of the money. ALL OF IT.
I imagine this game would be popular with the sort of weaboos who think everyone in Japan is as obsessed with anime/manga/hentai cartoons/etc. as they are and try to use this belief to defend this sort of thing (baka American gajin are soooo unelightend and hung-up unlike Glorious Nippon, don't you know)
|Boone's Farm Wild Wine|
Though from my experiences and observations Boone's Farm isn't so much a "bum wine" as it is a "house party full of young people where somebody ends up drinking too much and pukes in an acquarium inhabited by delicate tropical fish" wine or "lame workplace party" wine
|Sex House - Meet The Nymphos - Ep. 1|
This is pretty much what reality TV shows are like in Europe, only with more chicks kissing
|HANK AND ROBBY PRESENT: BRONYCON 2012: 'HOOFWERKIN'' |
Oh man the kid at 1:50 or so, aw shit.
|Toy Town Hall|
well, every reference is going to be dated after all, I like these sort of cultural artefacts, certainly more fascinating to watching these decades hence than Family Guy will be.
Also if anyone here talks shit about Red Skelton I'll knock down your front door and beat you over the head with your own anime pillow girlfriend.
|Chiropractic scan for newborn at Van Every in Royal Oak MI |
This is the latest in wellness science, come in now and get a free aura alignment!
|Evolution Funny Sceen|
From what I've heard it was originally supposed to be a serious sci-fi/horror movie until Reitman got a hold of it and rewrote it as a "wacky" comedy - at least a couple of the trailers tried to make it out to be something like "Men in Black" but the horrible truth was more composed of awkward jokes and Julianne Moore doing face-first pratfalls.
|PT2/62912/Brain-News/Freud's Ideas/Harvey's Earth And Beyond/Public-Cable/TV .m4v |
Public Access, the Youtube before there was a Youtube.
|Throw another WHAT on the fire?|
an old favorite, with Tom Berenger as a hero straight out of a 30's "singing cowboy" b-western who shoots guns out of villains' hands and has been through the whole b-western plot so often he's figured out what going to happen as soon as he ends up in yet another town menaced by a rapacious cattle baron (who has a huge herd you always hear but never get to see)
-also the part where he tries to order a glass of milk at a local saloon and gets a bunch of stares.
"Is this one of those really tough bars? Then let me have a large glass of warm gin with a human hair in it."
-and Griffith's cattle baron resorting to hiring out-of-town killers straight out of a spaghetti western.
|The Fierce Females of LADY|
uhhh, I was talking about gaming and internet DRAMA and other general nerd shit, not sexual harrassment or anything like that but thanks for quasi-flipping out at me, I guess
I mean it's possible to not think much of self-described GAMER GRRLS and, AND also not think it's OK to be creepy or weird towards women, it's just my general revulsion towards so-called "geek culture". (though being creepy or weird towards women seems to be part of "geek culture" not only from the openly he-man wimmen hater's club types but also from the sort of wimpy dork "Nice Guy" types who present a flimsy facade as admirers of "strong women" and such but let the mask slip too often)
|Prometheus Special Effects|
I enjoyed Promotheus, though it's aim was probably more waxing metaphysical than scientific, I went in expecting basically "Alien" but flashier and was pleased that's not what happened.
Though there are some legit and thoughtful criticisms to made about the film that's not what the usual suspects of nerds and spergs seem to be crying about, ah bloo bloo bloo it's not scientifically accurate, they didn't take a month to orbit the planet and collect soil samples and and and a-a-a-a-nd...etc. unlike Alien and Aliens, yet the first two movies that these same nerds fawn over are full of as many scientific inaccuracies and minor plot holes as Prometheus was, if not more. (ignoring the other sequels because, well, please)
Consider strange moments like the crew inexplicably not running any further medical tests on Jon Hurt after he gets faceraped by the facehugger, and Aliens is even worse, with crap like the Colonial Marine officer telling the troops to disarm themselves (without explaining why they should for their own safety), or the humongous Queen somehow stowing away onboard the dropship without anybody noticing.
But then, that's just my humble and probably worthless opinion.
|The dumbest Wheel of Fortune round ever|
It's like Dennis Miller said many moons ago (back when he was still OK with me) about why Wheel of Fortune was often paired with Jeopardy! on so many local TV schedules:
"The reason “Wheel of Fortune” is on right after “Jeopardy” is that once you've been forced to choke down the foul-tasting tequila shot of your own abject ignorance, it's nice to be able to bite into the refreshing lime wedge of other people’s incredible stupidity.”
|The Fierce Females of LADY|
A hit parade of the brokeness that is GAMER GURRLS HEAR US ROAR :has a weepy tantrum over the sort of petty bullshit that nerds in general get overly heated up about and that nobody sane or with even an ounce of maturity would bother caring about:
|Ernest Borgnine On The Bus|
The bus was orginally the end result of one of McHale's wacky schemes.
|MST3K Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders|
"So evil wins, Grandpa Borgnine?"
"That's right, even your tiny soul is doomed, Billy."
"No, Grandpa Borgnine, leave light and hope for me, please!"
"Get out from behind that cushion, Billy; it gets worse!"
|Japanese TV mocks an awful American Otaku band|
Well, being an "otaku" probably helps, by which I mean being the sort of clueless American anime fan who refers to themselves proudly as an "otaku" even though it's not exactly a term of endearment back in Glorious Nippon.
|Japanese TV mocks an awful American Otaku band|
Quite a few anime fans lack any self-awareness and their reaction to specific mockery of themselves would be like that of dogs that see their reflections in a mirror and think it's another dog.