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|1983 National Enquirer Commercial|
Does anyone remember when the Enquirer would do stories about UFOs and psychic powers and Bigfoot and all that? I do...and now I'm just starting to feel old.
|Barney's Pajama Party|
And all of the anti-Barney sites on the internet, including anti-Barney fiction.
|Abraxas (VHS Trailer)|
Bulky outer-space villian Sven-Ole Thorson impregnates an Earthwoman with a rapidly maturing kid (by touching her with his hand that is glowing at the time) and comes back later to use the kid to acquire the "Anti-life Equation" (hmm) and fortunately for the filmmakers both he and ex-space-cop partner Ventura are reduced to awkwardly tackling each other instead of fighting with futuristic outer-space weaponry which was mostly conviently destroyed when they crash-landed in a lake. Except for the "answer box" with can do all sorts of things, including scan people for the "anti-life equations" and then kill them if they don't contain it.
And it's not only a direct-to-video production, it's a Canadian direct-to-video production.
|UFO OVER PIPELINE EXTRATERRESTRIAL PORTALS ALIENS BLACK WASP|
This is the voice of World Control to Team Epsilon-6 Minor, subject is aware of surveilance, enact countermeasures. This is the voice of World Control.
These gangstalking videos always remind me of my cousin I shall refer to by his first inital, E., who was the super of an apartment building - he discovered one of the tenants was a nutjob, a fiftyish guy who lived in an spartan apartment that's walls were lined with neatly arranged shelves full of VHS tapes. He would go around the neighborhood and spend hours filming footage on his camcorder and compulsively watch many of these tapes over and over. He attempted to draw E. into his crazy world (like he had tried to with his fellow tenants from some of the stories they told E.) by explaining to him through direct conversation and typewritten letters that a cabal of invisible vampires ran their city and had him under constant surveileance; you could only see them on media like film and videotape, though.
|Star Trek TNG: Peaceful Coexistence|
People with bloated necks usually turn out to be stuffed full of parasitic scorpion-crab creatures bent on conquest, so it's not exactly "intolerant".
|Sniper Elite v2: 卐 Assassinate the Fuhrer 卐 | The Most EPIC Hitler Kill |
Everyone knows Hitler lives on with his brain in a robot body on the Nazi/Illuminati stronghold deep within the Hollow Earth - everyone who's savvy enough to ignore your so-called "history" books that is.
|Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris in 'Chuck Norris'|
Spin kicking five stars into this clip's face.
|Eagleheart - 'Nice, Bro!'|
Hey, Conan only did what he had to do.
|Support My Kickstarter Project - Tropes vs Women in Video Games|
but this is different from every other kickstarter/chipin etc. project because it's gotten a lot of people you or I may not approve of angry and nerd-ragin' which is as we all know these days the most important virtue for a project to have.
|Spoilers, with Kevin Smith|
hey now, Kevin Smith may be a manchild, and he may be talentless and he may mindlessly worship pop-culture and...um. OK, I've got nothing.
|Cat + tape = Experiment|
Why? Because it's science, that's why!
|Fallout: Equestria Audiobook|
There's a huge section of TvTropes devoted to this thing. A real surprise to people here, I'm sure.
|Blood Feast Trailer|
My favorite bit of sleaze from HG Lewis wasn't any of his "horror" movies but the "ripped from the headlines"-esque tacky exploitation fest "Suburban Roulette" from 1968 or 9, which was all about that swinging and wife-swapping business people had maybe heard about, complete with a sleazy lounge music opening titular song that's equally skin-crawlingly lecherous and laughable
What's our favorite evening game?
"Night baseball?" You're all wet!
"Let's Swap Partners" is the name
Where's my wife? Has anyone seen her?
Is she ring-a-dingin' with that swingin' set?
The other guy's wife is always greener
I love you madly, baby
So come on and hold me tight
But don't feel bad now, baby,
If I love your sister tomorrow night
Let's livin' up this dead room
There's life in this swinger yet
It's fun and games now in the bedroom
There's a new lady in my life
Wouldn't trade her for a bet
"That's no lady! That my wife!"
Your husband's just a grouch, dear
My wife's a hopeless square
There they are on the couch, dear
And they're just sitting there!
Let me borrow your comb, love
It's nearly 6pm, my pet
Your husband will soon be home, love
|Store owner defeats robbers with bear spray and spankings.|
Touching on the anus and around the anus.
|Django Unchained Trailer|
Inglorius Basterds contained what seemed like eight hours of people sitting around and engaging in belabored circlejerky dialogue based on the ideas that:
A) The Nazis were bad people (duh, really, thanks I never would have realized that without QT to show me the way)
B) People should watch old movies (not that I disagree with the basic idea but not in the wanky way QT probably means)
|Mystery Pony Theater 3000|
like most things bronies do it's a half-witted, feeble attempt at emulating something else they've seen but branding it with their motherfucking cartoon ponies.
|Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's Stupidest Moment|
Let's not forget that one episode that was basically Brigadoon except with a whole planet instead of a village and no musical numbers.
|a tiny pig descends some stairs to eat oatmeal|
OK, I'll be the one to make the inevitable joke-post about eating the pig, just get that out of the way right at the start. Ahem.
You'd barely have enough for a pulled pork sandwich from Hamlet here, haw!
There, it's done.
|Young Jackie Chan Kills a Man by Hitting Him in the Junk|
I remember the first time I watched this, renting it along with a copy of "Half a Loaf of Kung Fu" from a video rental store located in what had once been a pharmacy, complete with the high counter. They had an old arcade game, the title of which eludes me, in the corner.
That was a great movie night.
|The imminent 3 days of darkness - Laura Tyco at Galactic Federation of light |
Back in the days when I used to post and read a lot on newsgroups I remember seeing these Galactic Federation updates being posted to USENET. I'm guessing this is the same thing or at least connected.