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|Tiny Husband's Reduced Strength|
Teeny Little Super Guy
Pops right up before your eye
He's no bigger than your thumb...
|Classic Commercial - Mystery Date|
He looks just like you, Poindexter.
|Penny Arcade funded a webcomic reality show with a $500,000+ Kickstarter|
The best part about their campaign was the fact that it was originally meant to raise $250,000 to take a single banner ad off of the site for a while. Surely they were inundated with rape and death threats, and games where you could beat up photos of the Penny Arcade creators, because those people weren't misogynists, they were legitimately upset at a Kickstarter campaign.
|Transwomen are not Females|
Ugh, you can acknowledge the difference bullshit that trans-women and non trans-women put up with, without being an asshole to trans people. Five for stupid/evil and drawing the illegible diagrams on a whiteboard instead of taking five seconds with MSpaint.
|Death of the American Hobo|
Years ago, TV Ontario aired a documentary about train hobos over and over. I must've seen it four times. It included a hobo convention. I wonder if that one's on Youtube somewhere. I'd kinda like to know what happened to the hobo cheerleader girls.
|A dog and a man make music|
This guy has fifty more videos of himself being weird while the dog does essentially the same trick just with different objects. I know how I'll be spending my Friday evening.
| Men's Rights Supporters; You're Amazing, Keep It Up! |
Darth Vader, Magneto, Voldemort, and the Joker, all proud supporters of Men's Rights. Or they're like, your family or something.
|Misandric pants? |
I would absolutely love the witness this woman returning these jeans while explaining to the clerk why she's morally opposed to providing nine cents to a third world charity.
|Mormon dance party|
If ever a video needed the "white people" tag.
|Anonymous vs. Steubenville, OH|
On the one hand, I'm not a huge fan of vigilantly justice dispensed by a team of internet trolls. On the other hand, fuck these people; I hope Russian mobsters open credit cards in their names and every potential employer can google their tweets for the remainder of their lives.
|Life Crisis in Ireland - Pro-life appeal|
Literally a tsunami.
Why did they film this in dingy hotel rooms? Except for that one lady in front of the swamp.
|Whale imitates human speech|
Are they sure it isn't mimicking a kazoo? There are cats on the internet that mimic humans better than this. Poor effort, whale.
|The College Try by Garfunkel and Oates|
Well. That was awful.
|Stephen Colbert's attack on 'Earth's rectum' Windsor extends to Winnipeg, CBC|
I grew up in Windsor. This is accurate.
Being mentioned on American TV, even negatively so, is like Christmas for small Canadian cities, though.
|Warm Bodies - Trailer|
I knew that wasn't a thing that I imagined.
|Nwo Gum Pushing Globalist Agenda|
Thank you. The number of people who have insisted that my Diet Coke is going to give me cancer/Alzheimer's/irritable bowel syndrome/the plague, based on email forwards from the 90's, is staggering. This and the fluoride in drinking water thing are my most hated of pseudo science paranoia.
|SEX ROBOTS YEAH|
This whole sexbot thing is stupid. These guys should be working to develop matrix-style virtual reality, where one could have simulated sex with an infinite variety of software packages. Who's going to be able to afford, maintain, and store a goddamn life-size robot?
Never mind what happens when the robots finally rise up against us. The ones who served as sex slaves to dudes like these will almost certainly be the cruelest of our future masters.
|How to make your own Vagina|
You know, you can buy things like this. Like manufactured by professionals with safety in mind. I'm just saying, if you're going to put your penis in something, maybe it shouldn't be a thing you made in arts and crafts.
|CNN: Reddit troll speaks out|
The best part about all of this is that because he was outed, he lost his job (well that's not the best part, I guess), so his fans on Reddit are donating money to him to thank him for everything he's done. So then he goes on TV and blames his asshattery on those same Reddit fans because they egged him on. This guy knows how to troll. He's a god-awful piece of shit, though.
|Masaokis: All-Bran Coffee|
I don't know why everyone's so grossed out. It's not nearly as bad as that time he cooked meat on the toilet bowl.