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|Terrifying Nintendo commercial|
This is getting sampled.
|Elderly Ghetto Gospel Choir|
I have just learned that my rap skills are astounding!
|Dan Quayle misspells potato|
From wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_(word)
The singular spelling variants "potato" vs. "potatoe" co-existed into the 19th century. In the 20th century "potato" came to be considered the correct singular, and "potatoe" considered a misspelling. The plural remains "potatoes'".
Curse his Victorian education!
|Preparation for the Landing: 3 solid minutes of new age spaceship crazy|
Damn, this is new to way more people than it should be. Some of you kids need to dig around PoE proper sometime.
|Lazy Town's Cake Song in German|
I didn't know this was "Portal of Things You Masturbate to", cause if that's the case I have a serious problem with alot of what's on here!
5 stars to spite you.
|Dog pukes whilst humping|
I can relate, usually I have to be puking drunk before I try and fuck my dog.
I really dug Amazon Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death when I was 15.
|New Zealand Slapstick 3: Shower|
Isn't that one of the kids from gunslinger girl?
OH GOD I'M TURNING WEEABOO!
|Marv Gomez, the Leatherman|
That's not coke, that joint is dusted man. Hurray PCP!
|Zero Punctuation: Mirror's Edge|
After playing the demo a few times I too came to the conclusion that while a neat concept this game is going to bloooooooooooooooooooooow.
5 stars for urethral electrocution.
|Sexy English accent|
I watch about 30 seconds of this and think "Oh yeah, I'd bugger the hell out of her". Then I find out that she's 14, at which point I shift gears to "what is this little girl lacking in her life that makes her flaunt herself around like a piece of meat for drooling internet perverts?".
As you can see a handful of years makes the difference between a girl being a dirty net whore there for my masturbatory usage and a kid who I'm concerned really needs some parental supervision and most likely better adult role models. But yeah, she does have bangin' jumblies.
Needs an "It's not easy being a guy" tag.
Ancient Greece was gay heaven but the puritans don't want you to know! And all Europeans were vegetarian gardenarian wiccan psychics before the baptist church burned them and ate steak.
That said, this was kick ass.
|Life of a Bullet|
***comment deleted due to gun faggery, political commentary, and way too much rambling bullshit***
I like this movie.
|Louis Armstrong - Cheesecake|
|Japanese Man Swallows|
Slap a dress on that man and put him in bukkake!
|Andy Rooney on Computers & Bill Gates|
Hey, Andy Rooney is funny!
|Guy kicks open vending machine|
I know, needs a "suburban kids" tag or something.
|NASA Simulator Preps Astronauts for Larry King Interview|
When the hell did The Onion become funny?
See, I wanted to watch a movie tonight and I said to myself "Hey self, you know that Satanic Rites of Dracula is pretty good and has some nice tits in it, but Return of the living dead is also good and has nice tits as well. Then again maybe you should watch Alien because it is really awesome, even without tits..." I'd totally forgotten about lifeforce, thanks PoEtv!
|Crüe Ball for Genesis|
I wasn't even going to star this but damn if the thought of Ulillillia playing Motley Crue midis at various speeds for several weeks doesn't make me happy.