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I think this commercial is hilarious myself.
|Dudes having fun during aftermath of hurricane|
Was not expecting that.
Ok I have been staying the fuck away from political video comments like the plague since my meds got straight, but damn this one is too good to pass up.
Dear Sean puff daddy puffy diddy sir rock obama *this space reserved for next weeks name* combs, I agree with you that Alaska is fucked up. Seriously, we need to ship black people, criminals, and crack heads there IMMEDIATELY! Why oh why have the backwards people of this state not yet embraced all of the benefits of crack, crime, and hip hop culture? I petition that we immediately change Obamas campaign slogan to "a crackhead for every igloo and a rapist in every daughter! Also, BLACK!".
Is "BLACK!" an active tag yet?
England fails at being black.
|Gun Store Robber Gets a Surprise|
Guns on the shelf aren't loaded, that's insanely irresponsible and illegal in most if not all states. That said I have yet to enter a gun store where every employ was not openly wearing their "everyday carry" like a name tag.
|Eat the Plum?|
Screamin' Jay Hawkins = automatic 5
|Thundering Ninja Trailer|
Over the top martial arts, check.
Bad dubbing, check.
Crazy magic ninja shit that doesn't make any sense, check.
Boobs, check and check.
Well that's everything I need in a movie.
I demand an air-octopus now. I need some for a pet project of mine in Japan...
|Gabe Freeman eats 8 cans of catfood|
Wow, that's almost as funny as when Steve-O does it.
I'd like to see this start happening all over the place.
|Evangelical fakes cancer due to love of porn|
Obviously you haven't been doing it right.
|It's so cold in the D|
Holy shit, so this is why people like ICP, Kid Rock, Eminem, etc can become great rappers in Detroit? It's like a negative "flava" zone to the rest of America.
I would buy a DS game where the object is to make gymnastics routines fail spectacularly.
|Vampire Larpers try to shoot each other.|
I get harassed by LARPers at dragon con every year because I'm a huge goth fag and they dig my "look". They seem to be very lonely people, generally speaking.
|Todd Rixon on Pot Luck|
Nope, I only use this account.
|Todd Rixon on Pot Luck|
Lamest way to dislocate something ever.
Bouncer story: I dislocated my knee at a pigface show I was working when a drunk guy plowed headfirst into it from the side.
|JacobDarkgod declares war|
It loses a star because I kept expecting him to accidentally cut himself. Still amazing however.
Oh for fucks sake! Can't you laugh at a behavioral experiment without bringing up the holocaust? I bet you go into delis and when the person ahead of you gets a rueben you say "The kind of people who ate sauerkraut let the holocaust happen".
Seriously, fuck you.
|Dr. Phil and the Molestor Trailer|
Ok that is a creepy granpa, the grinning while be accused of child molestation and admitting to prior child molestation just makes him creepier.
|The Prison Knife Game|
Actually, mumblety peg is when you throw the knife in an attempt to stick said knife in the ground as close to your own foot as possible without severing a toe. It's the competitive version of this as it requires 2 players.
This, my friends, is "Five Finger Fillet". More specifically the "European variation" since he returns to the back of the thumb after each stick.
5 seconds of this is better than any sex or drugs you will ever do.