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|The Truth About Your Birth Ceritifcate|
I used to work with a guy that believed in all this stuff. We were doing night security, which involved long hours of us sitting around with nothing to do but shoot the shit, so I got to hear all sorts of interesting paranoid conspiracy theories.
This guy had brankrupted himself and ruined his marraige from devoting years to fighting a convoluted series of legal battles trying to gain ownership of his "straw man" so he could use it as collateral for writing fake cheques for any amount of money which he believed would have to be accepted as legal payments due to some loopholes in the legal system.
Eventually the standard sovereign citizen / NWO stuff gave way to more serious paranoid rants about Illuminati plots to breed humanity into a genderless slave race for ancient religious purposes, and the whole thing began to lose its novelty.
A few years after I stopped working there, I heard from another former coworker that he had passed away. I guess "they" finally got to him.
|Flying People in New York City|
So that's what those things in Red Dead Redemption were.
|The Shaggy Dog trailer|
Instead of a gypsy curse, Tim Allen is infected with an experimental formula created by evil genetic scientists from a stolen, magical Tibetan dog.
|A swarm of quadrotors|
That sound will cause many sleepless nights for future generations.
When driving through farmland, be sure to dodge rams.
|iLLUMiNATi 666 Products: CANNABALISM HAS STARTED|
There's no reason to yell. If you don't like dead babies, just don't drink it.
|Liam Neeson records his first fan's voicemail message|
My stars are for Alan Davies.
|Iron Horse - Fuel - Metallica Bluegrass Cover|
Agreed. Saw these guys live once. Very fun show.
|Rand Paul vs. The TSA|
You're absolutely right, Shanghai. This includes Rand Paul himself who I saw on CNN shortly after this incident.
"We've gone too far, and we're not using our brain or common sense to say who attacked us, why did they attack us, and where do they come from? Let's use some common sense and figure out who are the people that want to attack us."
|what is a strandbeest?|
and to fuel.
|Walmart Intercom: 9/11 Truth|
It's because Canada doesn't have any good conpiracies of its own.
I can't get anyone to believe me that the Halifax Harbour explosion was an inside job.
|Cars + Snow + Utah|
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|20/20 Piece on Power Rangers|
Say what you will, but Power Rangers definitely had the best guitar riffs of any children's show.
|How British am I?|
You're incredibly British, sir.
|Saved By The Bell - Inappropriate Woo-ing|
What do you think Zack did during those "time outs"?
|John Stossel Says: Don't Vote!|
Non-whites, women, and people who don't own land aren't informed enough to vote.
|Emergency Landing for Constitution Class Starships|
|Creepy Girl In Hotel Hallway Prank|
It was this, but the original seems to have been taken down. So I guess this is the ghost of that video.
|Guy lives in a house with slides from floor to floor|
except for the slides.
|Doggie Doo game|
"Object of the Game:
Feed and walk your little pup, when he makes a mess you clean it up. The first player who has 3 pieces of dog mess on his shovel wins the game."