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|Manowar - Kill With Power|
Get a room.
| The MADNESS of Atheism!|
Haha, the video was boring, but I'm 5-starring Ocyrus's initiative.
|Palestinians kill endagered turtle|
Palestine, what the hell. I was almost sympathetic about the whole Israel business, and then you had to pull this shit.
Yep, I like it. Nerdiness++
|Matter of Trust - Save Your Hair and Fur to Clean Up Oilspills|
I like this one better.
|CD + Microwave = Repair!|
|Crazy RC Helicopter stunts|
An Apache gunship pilot should learn to do that. Blow up a little Afghani village and then do crazy spinning somersaults over it. Imagine how freaked out they'd be.
Make my bub bubs bounce?
|DemoniusX vlogs about high speed rail and lazy disabled people|
wolf shirt, morbid obesity, filth and disarray, idiot rage ... no, the gargantuan neck beard is his defining characteristic, an unkempt and filthy black mark that warns even the porkiest and ugliest of females that no amount of self-hatred could ever be worth this
|iBex scratches own ass with horn|
Don't underestimate DNA. It can also muster this:
|Hyperintelligent ants stage protest against insecticide|
Yeah, so much for "hyperintelligent" ants, pssh.
|Redneck Tased off His Lawn Mower|
Oh, redneck, you're doing it all wrong. If only he'd followed...
The 10 Rules for Dealing with Police when Shitfaced on Your Mower
1) Stay cool. To calm your nerves, take a surreptitious swig from your whiskey bottle.
2) Stay silent. If you talk, your slurring rambling whiskey-breath will signal to the pig that something is amiss.
3) Don't let the cop on your mower. Nothing good comes from a cop on a mower.
4) The pig may try to trick you. When he asks, "Where your whiskey at?" don't tell him!
5) When he's distracted, start up your mower and try to speed away.
6) When inebriated on your mower, come to a complete, non-rolling stop at stop signs.
7) Don't run. You're too shitfaced to run. Escaping on your mower is your only chance.
8) Don't attempt to fight with the cop. You can take him, Steve, but he's not worth your time.
9) If the pig insists on making you pour out your whiskey, sleep with his whore of a sister, call 911, and report that her smelly cunt is a crime against humanity.
10) If you're on a first name basis with the officer who keeps arresting you for being shitfaced on your mower, it may be time to revise strategies.
|10 Rules for Dealing with Police|
I'm no fan of Ron Paul Libertarians, but you're off the mark on this one, Bored. I rather hope the next time you eagerly present your anus to a power-tripping police officer, he finds a joint in your car (no doubt misplaced by someone younger or a little less boring than you), and you find yourself harassed, fined, and/or thrown in jail.
Maybe beaten, too, because in your shock that a poorly educated individual with a shit job and a gun is not perfectly courteous and reasonable, you might make some remark of indignation as he threatens you, or you might twitch as he's fondling your balls during your pat down -- either of which the officer will gleefully deem threat enough to throw you on the asphalt, bloody you up, and handcuff you. After three months of tedium and paperwork at his imbecilic and unrewarding job, along with his inherent aggression and his fragile sense of importance (these are requisite to prompt a desire to join the police service), he was of course itching to do that in the first place.
|10 Rules for Dealing with Police|
One such video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1YvwTHKuQQ
|Jesus wants me for a sunbeam...|
The puppet reminds me of a grade school girl who was a burn victim. In order to prevent her face from melting off, she had to cover her face with some type of transparent plastic shit, which come to think of it was rather shiny like a sunbeam.
|Screaming Quiver Rabbit|
When I was a kid, my cat liked to haul baby rabbits into my house late at night. She would mangle one of their back legs, so they could only hop in desperate, bloody circles. My family would wake up to the baby rabbit screams and stumble blearily into the living room horror scene. My cat thought it was all wonderful entertainment.
-1 star, because the rabbit screaming is off... it's too hoarse and mechanical. Real dying rabbits sound like a squeaky human baby, and they'll haunt your dreams.
|WikiLeaks - Collateral Murder|
you are dead to me, zatojones. please get off this site.
|Child Endangerment EXTRAVAGANZA!|
I think you're all secretly jealous.
|8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter - Three's Company tribute|
Laugh track. I found nothing in this even remotely humorous.
|Drinking fake dragon spoo has expected results|
*farts, guzzles dragon cum, vomits, repeats*
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