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|Deer attacks dog|
That doe is a serious bitch.
|Egyptian prophet - If the Earth is so heavy, how's it been hanging there for 4.5 billion years?|
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
|SURRA DE BUNDA|
Apart from the potential neck injury and likely penile fracture, seems like a lot of fun! Here's a more scandalous version: http://videolog.uol.com.br/video.php?id=513215
Yes, the penis piledriver is always part of the "dance".
|Chris-chan hits local business owner with car, attempts to justify himself|
Recap: Chris-chan went out drinking, decided to take photos of his nemesis for use as a dart board, drove to nemesis' business, creepily took pictures through the window, got spotted, slammed into some guy (twice?) trying to escape, got apprehended by police, got accused of child pornography by some woman, ranted to the police about internet trolls, somehow got released, and went home to post a video about it.
This has gone beyond amusing/disturbing internet antics. This guy is scarily fucked up, and he might very well end up in prison.
|Gotta save them all!|
|Deformed Baby Hedgehog|
(Don't worry, she grows up to be healthy and happy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQzUOS5muD8)
|Cat abscess pop|
This made me laugh more than it should have.
|Manowar - Kill With Power|
Get a room.
| The MADNESS of Atheism!|
Haha, the video was boring, but I'm 5-starring Ocyrus's initiative.
|Palestinians kill endagered turtle|
Palestine, what the hell. I was almost sympathetic about the whole Israel business, and then you had to pull this shit.
Yep, I like it. Nerdiness++
|Matter of Trust - Save Your Hair and Fur to Clean Up Oilspills|
I like this one better.
|CD + Microwave = Repair!|
|Crazy RC Helicopter stunts|
An Apache gunship pilot should learn to do that. Blow up a little Afghani village and then do crazy spinning somersaults over it. Imagine how freaked out they'd be.
Make my bub bubs bounce?
|DemoniusX vlogs about high speed rail and lazy disabled people|
wolf shirt, morbid obesity, filth and disarray, idiot rage ... no, the gargantuan neck beard is his defining characteristic, an unkempt and filthy black mark that warns even the porkiest and ugliest of females that no amount of self-hatred could ever be worth this
|iBex scratches own ass with horn|
Don't underestimate DNA. It can also muster this:
|Hyperintelligent ants stage protest against insecticide|
Yeah, so much for "hyperintelligent" ants, pssh.
|Redneck Tased off His Lawn Mower|
Oh, redneck, you're doing it all wrong. If only he'd followed...
The 10 Rules for Dealing with Police when Shitfaced on Your Mower
1) Stay cool. To calm your nerves, take a surreptitious swig from your whiskey bottle.
2) Stay silent. If you talk, your slurring rambling whiskey-breath will signal to the pig that something is amiss.
3) Don't let the cop on your mower. Nothing good comes from a cop on a mower.
4) The pig may try to trick you. When he asks, "Where your whiskey at?" don't tell him!
5) When he's distracted, start up your mower and try to speed away.
6) When inebriated on your mower, come to a complete, non-rolling stop at stop signs.
7) Don't run. You're too shitfaced to run. Escaping on your mower is your only chance.
8) Don't attempt to fight with the cop. You can take him, Steve, but he's not worth your time.
9) If the pig insists on making you pour out your whiskey, sleep with his whore of a sister, call 911, and report that her smelly cunt is a crime against humanity.
10) If you're on a first name basis with the officer who keeps arresting you for being shitfaced on your mower, it may be time to revise strategies.
|10 Rules for Dealing with Police|
I'm no fan of Ron Paul Libertarians, but you're off the mark on this one, Bored. I rather hope the next time you eagerly present your anus to a power-tripping police officer, he finds a joint in your car (no doubt misplaced by someone younger or a little less boring than you), and you find yourself harassed, fined, and/or thrown in jail.
Maybe beaten, too, because in your shock that a poorly educated individual with a shit job and a gun is not perfectly courteous and reasonable, you might make some remark of indignation as he threatens you, or you might twitch as he's fondling your balls during your pat down -- either of which the officer will gleefully deem threat enough to throw you on the asphalt, bloody you up, and handcuff you. After three months of tedium and paperwork at his imbecilic and unrewarding job, along with his inherent aggression and his fragile sense of importance (these are requisite to prompt a desire to join the police service), he was of course itching to do that in the first place.
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