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Onion Talks - Using Social Media To Cover for Lack of Original Thought
11/21/12, 22:24
I don't get it. Where are the jokes? This is just a guy speaking basic truths. |
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The College Try by Garfunkel and Oates
11/20/12, 23:12
But cocks are so simple. Some of us enjoy a little challenge in our lives. You straight chicks are just quitters. |
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pajamasmedia apologizes for Getting It Wrong about Presidential Election
11/20/12, 09:20
OBAMA'S TEAM SUPPRESSED VOTER TURNOUT
BY TELLING VOTERS NOT TO VOTE FOR THE OTHER GUY.
If only Romney could have known about this revolutionary (and no doubt unconstitutional) new political technique. I think the liberals call it "campaigning" or something. Anyway, this is grounds to impeach Obama, sign my petition. |
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Rob Liefeld lectures on character design.
11/20/12, 09:06
Oh, and also, Cable is a horrible character. Deadpool has the potential to be great as an occasional wacky guest star, but he's long since been run into the ground via overexposure.
Shatterstar is a guy with a gigantic ponytail who is from another dimension and he fights with a sword that has spikes on the hilt. He has the ability to instantly master any weapon just by touching it, and also super senses, and also super healing. Plus he can "release vibratory shockwaves through his swords." LADIES. |
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Rob Liefeld lectures on character design.
11/20/12, 09:02
By most accounts the comic industry is full of prima donna artists who miss deadlines on a regular basis. Liefeld, despite his majestically hideous art style, has never been one of those people. That counts for a lot. |
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Everything is Terrible - NINJA MAGIC DRAGON KID!
11/19/12, 22:28
So all I have to do to defeat Don Wilson is challenge him to a drinking contest? |
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Game of Thrones Season 2 Summed Up, R&B Style
11/19/12, 21:53
The Wikipedia page for A Song of Ice and Fire makes a point of mentioning that George RR Martin is "in robust health." I'm sure there's a lot fantasy nerds living in perpetual fear of him pulling a Robert Jordan. |
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Game of Thrones Season 2 Summed Up, R&B Style
11/19/12, 17:33
WHERE MY PLOT RELEVANCE AT
Daenerys is actually pretty awesome. It's a shame she's so completely divorced from the actual storyline. I'm kind of hoping that when she makes landfall in Westros (somewhere around season 30 at this rate) she just goes around burning every other character alive while holding up a huge banner reading "THIS IS HOW I'M RESOLVING YOUR SUBPLOTS." |
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A Burger King Merry Christmas from Lea Thompson, Elisabeth Shue & Sarah Michelle Gellar
11/19/12, 00:12
This certainly makes me want to consume a processed beef wad. |
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SANIK ADVENTURE 2
11/19/12, 00:10
Fluttershy what happened to your voice. |
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Disney Characters 5 Minute Shill for Barney's NY
11/19/12, 00:08
Minnie's other dream was to be a horrific skinny mutant. Hopefully Mickey knows where to draw the line. |
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Disney Characters 5 Minute Shill for Barney's NY
11/19/12, 00:06
Well, the Disney crew seem to have mastered that "I am profoundly bored by the products I am trying to sell you" look that models seem to favor. |
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Neil Gaiman gets asked the nerdiest question ever
11/16/12, 16:42
That was nowhere near the nerdiest question ever. The nerdiest question ever would have had something to do with some character who was only ever seen standing in the background of page six, panel three of Sandman issue 27, who the questioner had written nineteen fanfics about and was in love with.
This was just beautiful. |
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Republicans must stay true to their beliefs
11/16/12, 16:27
"The media pushed that same narrative after the GOP's 2006 wipeout, and when McCain lost to Obama."
She seems very happy about losing three of the last four elections. |
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This is what happens when a 4chan user from /v/ goes to prison.
11/16/12, 02:52
Oops, it seems like I clicked five stars by mistake.
You win this round, Scrotum. |
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This is what happens when a 4chan user from /v/ goes to prison.
11/16/12, 02:51
WHY DOES HE KEEP SMILING GODDAMMIT.
-2 stars for a hastily added /V/ in the video being the only thing justifying the title. |
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Annie Sprinkle, PhD.
11/16/12, 01:20
Annie Sprinkle once did a one-woman off-broadway show where she talked about her life in and after porn, and then at the end, she would get out a speculum and people from the audience and could come up and look at her cervix. |
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Mitt Romney: Obama Won Because Of 'BIG GIFTS' To Blacks, Hispanics
11/15/12, 23:35
Basically, the entire GOP has turned on Romney over these remarks. (Even though they echo what most of the party has been saying for years:)
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/15/1162079/-And-now-for-the-part-where-Republicans-distance-themselves-from-Mitt-Romney
There is a silver lining to this election for Republicans, and that's that they don't have to spend the next four years pretending they ever liked Mitt Romney. |
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The Good Morning Burger
11/15/12, 23:28
Caminante, I would say that's a load of rich creamery butter, except that in the future butter is also a robot. A robot who never lies.
So by the 73rd century, the phrase "rich creamery butter" is shorthand for "an extremely honest individual."
The future will be delightful. |
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The Good Morning Burger
11/15/12, 23:22
However, this equation still remains true today, if you substitute Ron Swanson for Homer. |
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