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How to avoid tough questions
08/27/07, 00:04 My God, she's the worst liar ever. |
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Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch Zombies
08/26/07, 19:06 THOMPSON'S TEETH!
The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth! |
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Microsoft Bob
08/26/07, 19:05 Steve Jobs'. |
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Miss Teen South Carolina on Maps
08/26/07, 01:29 Free maps for everyone! Then South Iraqfrica will be free. |
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Super Mario World level plays itself
08/25/07, 20:33 Even if it did cheat a little, that's just clever as hell. |
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Pet Skunk Rolls Down The Stairs
08/25/07, 03:59 He's....so fluffy. |
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Fat Kid Sucks at Super Mario Bros.
08/25/07, 03:54 Plus, if you suck at the missions in San Andreas, you can run around doing all sorts of shit that keeps you occupied for hours without ever touching the main quest. In Mario, if you suck, there's nothing else to do. You either save the Princess or you die.
I disagree that Mario hasn't stood the test of time. Legend of Zelda is maybe the only game from that era that has aged better. |
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Mindless Self Indulgence - Bitches (AMV)
08/25/07, 02:24 Pikachu bitchslapping HIMSELF??? Pokemon is some heavy existential shit. |
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Showbiz Pizza - Pop Lock and Drop It
08/25/07, 02:06 READ A BOOK READ A BOOK READ A MOTHERFUCKIN' BOOK |
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Matt Dillon - "I work with retards"
08/24/07, 23:37 If you name your child Mongo and he DOESN'T turn out to be retarded, that's somehow even more tragic. |
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Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Old Men
08/24/07, 22:48 Carlton is America's favorite black white guy. |
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Fat Kid Sucks at Super Mario Bros.
08/24/07, 17:11 Wizards and Warriors 3.
Huge (for its time) RPG style game with all sorts of skills to gain, multiple job classes for your character, a large world to explore...
AND NO SAVE SYSTEM OF ANY KIND. Not even a continue. |
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The Nuge surveys the Democratic Candidates
08/24/07, 17:09 You may cheer out of love for me, but never as hard as you'll cheer out of hate for them. |
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Fat Kid Sucks at Super Mario Bros.
08/24/07, 15:36 Adventures of Lolo. |
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Fat Kid Sucks at Super Mario Bros.
08/24/07, 15:34 It was hard, but I don't recall whining about it. Games were SUPPOSED to be hard, you felt let down if they weren't. The feeling of triumph you get when you breeze through a level that once destroyed you is something that's increasingly rare these days. |
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Jem PSAs
08/24/07, 08:52 "Never listen to a stranger! I don't count as a stranger because you've seen me on TV!"
Doing the right thing makes the world vanish into a dark and empty void of nothingness where you're A SUPERSTAR! |
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Fat Kid STILL Really Angry at New Smashing Pumpkins CD
08/24/07, 08:14 I like how he sounds like a jilted teenage bride. |
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Moxy Fruvous - My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors
08/24/07, 08:11 It's like I've been saying for years: Gabriel Garcia Marquez' name is perfectly constructed for use in song lyrics. |
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Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Training Video
08/24/07, 08:08 Charles Entertainment Cheese, esquire.
Head hung low, he walks the store with all the glee of a funeral procession, occasionally stopping to give the kids a half-hearted wave, mustering the strength to raise his arm for just a moment, before the weight of his own failures comes crashing down on him once again, and he moves on. Later tonight, Charles will fail to perform in bed with his wife, then weep openly for hours.
Also: FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T LET A SINGLE CHILD GET AWAY WITHOUT BEING HUGGED. |
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Cowboys of Moo Mesa: "A Sheepful of Dollars" (1 of 3)
08/24/07, 07:58 In this context the term "cowboy" becomes an oxymoron. Or slang for gay.
Surprisingly good theme song, though. |
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