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Fear of Clowns
08/09/07, 20:50
Mr Giggles sounds like a good name for a psychotic horror movie clown who stabs children.
"As she keeps her eye on the clown, Chris' anxiety begins to lift....THEN THE CLOWN JUMPS RIGHT AT HER AND POPS THE BALOON DOG RIGHT IN HER EAR THEN HE TAKES A KNIFE AND THRUSTS IT AT HER FACE, STOPPING ONLY A CENTIMETER AWAY FROM HER EYE, ALL THE TIME LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY WHILE BLOOD POURS OUT OF HIS MOUTH!
" 'All part of the healing process,' explains the doctor." |
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VD is for Everybody!! - PSA
08/09/07, 20:13
Even that horse has VD! So why don't you? |
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Akon dry-humps a 15 year old girl onstage (SFW)
08/09/07, 20:03
YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO FUCK HER HARD |
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Muzzy commercial
08/09/07, 05:18
You heard me, young man! You will watch the green monster dance until you can recite "The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner" to me in German! DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO ME! |
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Transformers: Headmasters - Danny is a wuss, Wheelie is a butthole.
08/09/07, 05:03
If "Wheelie is a Butthole" isn't a good band name, nothing is. |
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Philadelphia Action Figures
08/09/07, 04:46
I remember Philadelphia for the Genesis. I could never get past the "endure horrific cocktail of AIDS drugs" level. You're only allowed to projectile vomit three times! Fucking unfair. |
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Lots of Robotech Commercials
08/09/07, 04:41
You clearly were born too late if you think no one watched Robotech. Hell, I didn't get to see it until the mid-90's when it played on Toonami, but even then half the kids on my school got hooked on it.
20 foot tall blue aliens who are afraid of music. |
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Mr. Belvedere Fun Kit
08/08/07, 19:45
I just realized this doubles as a Bowser on Ice funkit. I will brave the highest peaks to obtain one. |
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Mr. Belvedere Fun Kit
08/08/07, 18:43
Oh my God. |
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Reboot intro
08/08/07, 18:03
I'm guessing that if the kid was a sore loser. If he lost the first time playing, he uninstalled the game, thus restoring that memory to the drive and leaving that area of the city unaltered. If he won, then he kept the game installed, and that part of the city was nullified to make room on his hard drive.
I just made that up, because this show didn't actually make very much sense. |
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Boglins
08/08/07, 18:01
Another fine entry in the genre of toys that are advertised as being capable of scaring or grossing out everyone you know. See also: creepy crawlers, monster in my pocket, garbage pail kids, countless others.
They are distinguished by the fact that none of them actually work; at most you'll get an obviously fake pity scream from mom. But they were still fun. |
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Jesus Camp - Harry Potter Condemned
08/08/07, 06:15
I hope she's also aware that Harry Potter is like, twelve years old and calling for children to be executed is going to make her look kind of crazy. |
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Jesus Camp - Harry Potter Condemned
08/08/07, 06:14
Seriously? HA! God is ashamed of these people and enjoys playing pranks on them. Well played, o Lord.
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American Inventor - Black Cougar
08/08/07, 05:06
So you invented Darth Vader with no cape on.
Also: I'm not sure how the judges would react if they'd been pitched Spider-Man, but I'm pretty sure attempts to pitch Black Cougar to Marvel would result in them pointing to a picture of Black Panther, their incredibly similar character who's been around since the 60's, and then pointing to the door. |
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Cats Being Awesome
08/08/07, 04:27
The bear part is proof that cats are able to take down any animal they choose. INCLUDING MAN. |
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Promotional video for Appalachian State University
08/08/07, 04:23
Hey, students! First choice turn you down? Safety school turn you down? Last resort school that never rejects anyone destroyed in a freak rockslide? Well, good news! |
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"The Wizard" (1989) Last part of Tournament
08/08/07, 04:15
Perhaps the greatest, most shameless product placement of all time. At the time SMB3 was about two months away from release so naturally little kindergarten Xeno was in awe at this sequence.
But the SMB3 thing was an important plot point, because the little savant boy was only good at games he "knew," and playing a brand new game competitively was like his retard kryptonite. HOLY CRAP PEOPLE, THE SUSPENSE. |
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Reboot intro
08/08/07, 03:47
This show sure was impressive back in the day. Now it just looks old.
Bonus points for making some kid playing crappy games on his computer into God. |
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Reason and Emotion
08/07/07, 16:24
That's right, ladies, emotion makes you fat! So go ahead and have that club sandwich! It's delicious...FOR HITLER. |
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Jesus Camp - Harry Potter Condemned
08/07/07, 16:11
The devil uses TACTICS! Tactics, comrades, tactics!
That's not a tiger, lady. |
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