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O.G. Readmore attacks Billy Dee Williams with a lion
07/07/07, 20:21 MALT LIQUOR JOKE. |
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Mirror Kitten
07/07/07, 20:21 Man, that second cat is being a dick. |
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Final Fight Revenge Sega Saturn gameplay clips
07/07/07, 20:18 Mayor Mike Hagger...WITH A GUN. Crime is FUCKED. |
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Scientology: Yelling at Ashtrays
07/07/07, 17:51 Not many people know this, but when you smoke, you're actually exhaling a tiny piece of your soul. That's the real reason it's fatal: the smaller your soul becomes, the less your body can sustain itself. Parts of this soul-energy are absorbed into the cigerette ashes, which are then collected in the tray, which then assimilates the energy from the ashes themselves. By yelling at the ashtray, scientologists can coax the collected soul-energy to reveal itself. Then they harnass that energy to power their massive unearthly mind-control device, in hopes of one day collecting enough energy to make Tom Cruise like girls. |
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The Princess and the Magic Frog - trailer
07/07/07, 07:34 HA HA THE MUSLIM GOT A PIE IN THE FACE! TAKE THAT, TERRORIST!
Disney actually has a movie coming out called The Princess and the Frog. I can't imagine it will be anywhere near this good. |
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Tunguska Explosion 30 July 1908
07/07/07, 07:26 This rock hit in a remote area with no people around. It could have just as easily have hit in the heart of New York, Moscow or London. There but for the grace of God... |
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Universal Healthcare: the Jihadists' Secret Weapon
07/07/07, 00:42 You see? National health care will doom America! Sure, it'll save countless lives, but look at the price they paid in Scotland. Thousands were killed! And by "thousands" I mean "no one." Though one of those criminal genius doctors did manage to set himself on fire.
Someday we will reach the point when every single solitary thing Republicans dislike will somehow be rationalized to be helping the terrorists. This will be the only argument they will have. Sadly, it will also be the only argument they will need.
That day will be...last Tuesday. Don't tell me you missed it. |
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To Catch A Predator - All Stars
07/06/07, 21:27 +5 stars for the concept of an all-star team of pedophiles. They could be like the Legion of Doom, only they'd ignore the other Superfriends and mostly go after Robin.
-2 stars for the video being mostly about feeding Chris Hansen's ego. |
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The State - Monkey Torture
07/06/07, 05:49 The State rules. |
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Greatest commercial from India ever
07/06/07, 05:40 So your markers can render a man immortal, you say? I am intrigued. |
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Voyagers! Intro
07/06/07, 02:11 Where are we going today, Mister Peabody? |
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James Randi explains homeopathy
07/05/07, 07:05 Informative and entertaining. Plus, you know the guy's smart because he looks like Charles Darwin. |
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Gummy Bear in Molten Potassium Chlorate
07/05/07, 06:41 Um, I made that up. Sorry to get your hopes up.
The actual finale was about how the main bad guy, Admiral Mustache or whoever he was, took over the kingdom, but then the bears beat his ass and restored the previous king to his rightful place. Then they had lunch or something. |
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Keith Olbermann - Special Comment
07/05/07, 02:25 I don't know how you can listen to Keith and compare him with the likes of Rush and Bill. Like I said in my rating, Keith is probably the only pundit on TV who doesn't think his viewers are trainables. The 9/11 thing might be a fair point, but the right keeps bringing it up, and will continue to do so for years to come. Not responding means opening yourself up to the "soft on terror" accusation. It does create a rather unfortunate ping-pong effect, though. |
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Galvatron Has a Problem
07/05/07, 02:20 That robot on the left with the quiet voice sounds like he's the one with the real problems. He sounds like he's one chatroom away from walking into a kitchen and being confronted by Chris Hansen. |
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Intro to The Mighty Isis
07/05/07, 02:19 So who gets the elements of fire and water, then? There's a loophole in your plan, Egyptian Gods! No wonder no one worships you guys anymore. |
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Gummy Bear in Molten Potassium Chlorate
07/05/07, 02:16 This certainly explains the nightmarish final episode of that Disney cartoon. At least there's no screaming this time. |
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Minnesota State Fair On A Stick
07/04/07, 21:42 Soup on a stick already exists. I am enjoying it now. All I needed was a can of Campbell's, some toothpicks, a freezer and an ice cube tray.
US Patent #3,930,272. |
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Keith Olbermann - Special Comment
07/04/07, 19:51 You're not actually presenting Chris Hitchens, you're just namedropping. Give us a video link, Presenty McGee.
But yeah, fuck Olberman for caring about things. Last thing we need a journalist who's as passionate about the fate of the nation as all the other ones are about Paris Hilton's new butt tattoo. |
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MST3k - Tubular Boobular Joy
07/04/07, 05:54 Hey, guys! How's the movie? |
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