Xenocide
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Xenophage: Alien Bloodsport Fatalities
04/25/13, 17:34
Fatalities just aren't as fun when it's two giant spider-slug things eating each other's thoraxes.
"Meat," huh? I guess all the good fatality catch phrases were taken by then. At least the announcer seems like a really cheerful fellow. |
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Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle Try Getting Their Cutie Marks In Making Out
04/25/13, 15:47
I'M VERY HUNGRY!
GIVE ME THE FRENCH FRIES!
OM NOM NOM
GIVE ME THE SANDWICH!
OM NOM NOM
GIVE ME THE SEXUAL PONIES!
YES.
YES!!!!! |
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Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle Try Getting Their Cutie Marks In Making Out
04/25/13, 14:45
When I was in high school, "getting your cutie mark" meant getting to third base for the first time. A lot of us claimed to have gotten our cutie marks just so we could fit in.
Also, "Scootaloo" was slang for shoving a tube full of cocaine up your ass. |
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Kasumi Ninja for the Atari Jaguar: Fatalities
04/24/13, 22:28
CHEW NOW, MARCY |
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The Lovely Fluttershy
04/24/13, 19:19
This is the best fanfic since the one I wrote about River Tam and Xenocide on the hot tub planet. |
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Pizza Hut and XBOX 360!
04/24/13, 19:15
The new Xbox is actually just a pizza dispenser. You load your toppings into the CD tray. Their big launch title will be Halo 5, which isn't a game, it's just a bag of pineapple slices and ham.
It still knows where you live, though. |
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Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson: How Liberal Women Are Building a Shameless Society
04/24/13, 18:05
"Most men did not make mistakes in the past." |
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Pizza Hut and XBOX 360!
04/24/13, 17:48
Also, you have to move your thumbs and/or make noises with your mouth to order the pizza. Why can't Xbox anticipate my pizza cravings and have someone throw a double-large Hot Dog n' Shrimp Lover's Supreme through my open window twice a day? These people are so lazy! |
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The Lovely Fluttershy
04/23/13, 13:48
LOVELY FLUTTERS, METER MAID! |
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The Lovely Fluttershy
04/23/13, 13:47
I bet he likes Babs Seed.
What Camininate wants is a little girl who can kick his ass. |
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The Lovely Fluttershy
04/23/13, 13:46
It's called the internet, guys. |
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Alien Vs Predator for Jaguar
04/22/13, 20:38
Those people are fools. FF 13 is the greatest running-down-hallways simulator of all time. |
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vedeo game: banjo kazooie
04/22/13, 20:02
Wait, so if I lose, I get a sexy green woman, but if I win, get an underage bear? WHO WAS THIS GAME AIMED AT. |
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Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy (Jaguar longplay)
04/22/13, 02:31
My favorite thing about the Jaguar is how it had four times the processing power of the Super NES, yet all of its games looked significantly worse. |
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Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy (Jaguar longplay)
04/22/13, 01:01
We were too busy pasting lion heads unto human bodies to put music in the game. |
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Agenda 21 by Glenn Beck [Full Trailer]
04/21/13, 17:26
In the future, birds will move at SUPER SPEED. |
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Pat Robertson: Dungeons & Dragons Literally Destroyed People's Lives
04/19/13, 15:22
IT'S MY FAULT THAT BLACK LEAF DIED! |
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Pat Robertson: Dungeons & Dragons Literally Destroyed People's Lives
04/19/13, 15:20
That's when you employ the good old Dragon Quest "but thou must!" approach!
"There is a super-interesting town full of intrigue up ahead! What do you do?"
"We go around it."
"The only path available to you is populated entirely by unkillable Rape Dragons. Only one magic item can defeat them, and it is located somewhere in Super-Interesting Intrigue Town."
"We keep going anyway."
"Oh no! A Landslide! The path is blocked by giant unmovable boulders, each the size of a mountain! Looks like the only place to go is Intrigue Town."
"We make camp by the boulders and go into suspended animation for sixty million years, by which time erosion should have taken care of the boulders for us."
"YOU ARE NOW IN INTRIGUE TOWN."
"But-"
"THAT IS WHERE YOU ARE." |
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The Brave Little Toaster (whole thing)
04/19/13, 15:14
I think you mean Outstanding Cartoon Classic Infinity. |
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The Brave Little Toaster (whole thing)
04/19/13, 15:14
John Lassiter worked on this film, making his first stab at an inanimate-objects-come-to-life-and-adore-their-owner movie. It's quite likely that without Toaster, there'd have been no Toy Story. |
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