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Zima Commercial 1994
03/22/12, 03:14
The clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. |
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Bobby's New Hobby
03/21/12, 03:58
Bobby must be some sort of Bizzaro-Autistic, then, because he has never been interested in anything for more than 30 minutes (23 without commercials.) |
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Bad Dog opening
03/21/12, 01:05
Wikipedia gold:
"The show's gimmick was that, whenever Berkeley was told that he was a bad dog, he would freeze and pretend to be dead until someone told him he was a good dog. This would happen in every episode." |
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Bobby's New Hobby
03/21/12, 01:02
Ah tell ya that little ol dang ol Rainbow Dash she's, man, she's somethin' else, with her dang ol' daring do and like tell you what man a little ol' horse with wings ah don't know what dang ol' that's just crazy man n' you got them whatchacall dang ol friendship, man, dang ol' I like to brush their hair, man. |
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Quack Pack intro
03/21/12, 00:23
He feels like quacking.
In fact, he thinks he will. |
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Bad Dog opening
03/21/12, 00:20
This cartoon looks like so little effort went into it that it may actually have been produced by people in comas. |
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Bobby's New Hobby
03/21/12, 00:15
This is completely canon.
http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=68079 |
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Bonkers intro
03/20/12, 22:51
The Wikipedia page tells us the sad story of this show's terrible production.
Basically, the original concept had the blond woman as his partner. But she was boring, and the episodes were atrocious, to the point that Disney fired the entire staff after less than half the episodes were produced and got a new team to complete the remaining ones. The new staff replaced her with the fat guy, but set it up so his episodes take place earlier, just to confuse everyone. I guess there's an episode somewhere where Bonkers gets a new partner and then they segue into the blond chick episodes. |
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Capitol Critters - Episode 01
03/20/12, 20:59
Your aunt should have hired some Borrowers to represent her. They know how to deal with this sort of shit. |
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Capitol Critters - Episode 01
03/20/12, 20:57
I distinctly remember a long cross-promotional spot with Home Improvement, where Tim (THE TOOL MAN) Tailor is in the kitchen, and his wife sees a rat and jumps horrified into his arms like she's Scooby Doo and he's Shaggy.
Only it turns out it's one of the cartoon rats from Capital Critters, and he's just there to say hi! And then Tim (THE TOOL MAN) Tailor laughs at his silly retard wife for being scared of a talking Doogie Houser rat. And then the rat exchanges hilarious banter with Tim (THE COKE MULE) Tailor, and then they break the fourth wall and command the viewer to stay tuned for Capital Critters.
In summation: More like Capital SHITTERS, am I right? |
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Bonkers intro
03/20/12, 20:50
Didn't Disney already have the rights to Roger Rabbit? Why make a lazy rip-off of your own property? I'm guessing there was some sort of royalties issue at work here.
Either way, this thing was doomed from the start. The whole "humans and cartoons living together" premise doesn't really work when EVERYONE'S a cartoon. |
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C-Bear and Jamal opening
03/20/12, 17:29
These stars are for Triggerbaby, and not for the show the Japanese called "Talking Bear Demon Tempts Small Jungle Savage." |
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Capitol Critters - Episode 01
03/20/12, 17:26
The main thing I remember about this show is that there was a society of cockroaches who lived in the feces-infested tunnels underneath the mice, and they all talked and acted like stereotypical black people. Yep. |
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Fish Police - The Shell Game
03/20/12, 04:42
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osmosis_Jones |
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Fish Police - The Shell Game
03/20/12, 02:31
The premise is suited only for parody but instead the show makes a pitiful attempt at playing the whole concept straight. Bonus points for John Ritter's "I AM READING FROM A SCRIPT" line delivery. |
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The Biskitts
03/19/12, 22:31
I like this game.
Deep inside every bag of microwave popcorn, there are always a few kernels that never quite get popped. Shunned by society, these unpopped kernels have banded together, and are now responsible for that buzzing noise you hear when you turn on the light in certain bathrooms. Without their tireless efforts, society would surely collapse. For they are...THE CORNOS!
But meanwhile in Austria, the nation's favorite son, Kaiser Wolfgang Von Pianomusic, is busy composing a symphony. It is beautiful!
THE END! |
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The Biskitts
03/19/12, 22:19
Kids like Smurfs. Kids like dogs. The rest will write itself. |
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Hetalia: Axis Powers episode 1
03/19/12, 04:57
Raise your hand in a way that does not allude to my country's past. |
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Garfield's Pet Force
03/19/12, 04:49
Wikipedia informs me that this was based on "a series of novels."
It turns out that Jim Davis has written five books based on this premise. |
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The Wacky World of Tex Avery Cartoon Intro
03/19/12, 00:17
This would have been a terrible cartoon even if it hadn't shamelessly stolen the name of one of the greatest animators of all time and used it to hock a bunch of terrible cartoons that he had nothing whatsoever to do with.
But with the added graverobbing it might just be the worst cartoon ever made. |
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