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'Pot Hurts' PSA, 1984
03/14/12, 21:07 She has to do all the grocery shopping because pot stabbed her mom to death. |
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A viewer asks Pat Robertson: Is oral sex between a husband and his wife a sin?
03/14/12, 21:06 She and her have husband conceived children. They couldn't talk to each other for a month afterward. Also every time she sees a hot dog she has to rub bleach in her eyes. |
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Rich Hall shills Pizza Hut Flintstone Kids glasses.
03/14/12, 20:59 No amount of verbal contortion can make "bedrock" into an adjective. |
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Ranger Charlie and Rosco - The Wheel of Misfortune
03/14/12, 15:43 What the hell? I sat through that whole thing and Roscoe didn't perform a single abortion. |
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GIRLS
03/14/12, 05:55 HBO Original Series with male protagonists:
* Epic Mafia Crime Family Saga
* Brilliantly Written Social Crime Drama Set in Baltimore
* Surprisingly Complex, Intelligent Fantasy Series
* Fantastic, Gripping Western Drama
HBO Original Series with female protagonists:
* Horny Southern Vampires
* Horny Shallow Chicks From New York
* Horny Shallow Chicks From New York But This Time They're Younger |
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Feminism - An Illumanati Plot Funded by CIA and Rockefeller Foundation
03/14/12, 02:56 Man, the Illuminati sure keep busy. They're behind Feminism, 9/11, Obama, abortionists, anti-abortionists, books on tape, cats, and so much more. In fact, you might be wondering if there is any aspect of modern society that isn't the direct result of one of their clever plans.
Surprisingly, yes! Popcorn shrimp and Depeche Mode both happened completely by accident! |
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Porn Star a middle school teacher
03/13/12, 16:23 Actually, this was at a friend's house. I haven't had a proper television in my home for years. The internet has made owning a TV largely redundant for me. |
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Porn Star a middle school teacher
03/13/12, 04:15 I saw part of this mess while flipping channels tonight. She had her "expert panel" on to discuss this pressing national issue, and one of them pointed out that there was nothing illegal about what the guy was doing, and consenting adults do in fact have the right to make and/or watch porn.
Nancy then furiously replied "Well thank you, Thomas Jefferson, for standing up for the rights of PORN!"
Nancy Grace thinks comparing someone to Thomas Jefferson is an insult. |
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Porn Star a middle school teacher
03/13/12, 01:33 It's not an industry, it's PORN! It's PORN, sir! I am going to keep repeating that it is PORN as if this is supposed to be incriminating or shocking somehow! PORN! |
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Nintendo 64 Christmas Commercial
03/12/12, 13:06 Nintendo 64: the choice of whiners. |
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Captain Murphy is bored
03/10/12, 20:51 The old Adult Swim logo was much more intrusive, but not without its charm. |
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Meanwhile, in Portland...
03/10/12, 20:50 The internet has come to life and taken human form! |
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Sixshot is sorry
03/10/12, 20:49 "My name is Sixshot, so you were probably expecting me to shoot you. FOOLS! I DON'T EVEN OWN A GUN!" |
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Steve Forbes Eats a Cheeseburger. 1996 presidential campaign
03/09/12, 05:27 Look, everyone, a rich guy is doing a thing! Alert the media!
Forbes was a terrible candidate. This video is the most lifelike and relatable he ever got, and he spoke with a total lack of passion or emotion that gave him all the charisma of a hat rack.
That said, he's probably still better than any of the guys the GOP fielded this year. |
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The MC Chris Cartoon
03/08/12, 13:48 Chris' music has always been terrible, but it's that special kind of terrible that the kind of odious people who care about being ironic will enjoy (ironically.) |
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The MC Chris Cartoon
03/08/12, 13:45 This doesn't really tell us a damn thing about the show. All I know is that I'm fucking tired of zombies. |
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Seabert the Seal: teaching children it's wrong to club baby seals since 1984
03/07/12, 22:28 That whale looks really concerned. Greenpeace and those Whale Wars guys may have failed him, but I'm sure two unsupervised eight year olds and their seal will turn things around. |
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The Flintstones - The Hatrocks don't like that bug music.
03/07/12, 02:28 Wait a minute, the Hatrocks' radio isn't powered by a smarmy bird or a sarcastic turtle or something. There are actual transistors in there!
Little do the Flintstones know that they've run afoul of REDNECKS FROM THE FUTURE. |
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Guardian 'Open Journalism' ad
03/07/12, 02:17 This ad taught me that the public is goddamn fickle.
The ad's still genius, though. |
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Bruce Chandling: Funniest American
03/05/12, 20:22 Bad videos on POETV...
HE-LLLOOOO?!?
(Audience laughs) |
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