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Tulpas: Imaginary Friends for Adults (The Basics)
05/06/13, 05:00
When I was little my dad had one of those big thick Reader's Digest compilation books that you sent away for (with this SPECIAL TV OFFER.) It was called Mysteries of the Unknown and it was jam-packed with all sorts of "true" stories of ghosts and aliens and magic and other shit, almost all unsourced.
Anyway, there was a bit in there about a tulpa, written by a woman who claimed she had lived with some Tibetan monks for several years, and become so good at meditation that she was able to make a tulpa (a little monk that sat on her shoulder) that was tangible, visible to others, and capable of interacting with the physical world.
Then it stopped obeying her commands and became sadistic and violent. She was worried it was going to kill someone if left unchecked, so she spent the next several months meditating it to death.
So don't blame me when we're neck-deep in psychotic tangible Pinkie Pies. I fucking warned you.
(Besides, if these people made Applejacks we wouldn't in this mess. She'd never turn on us. She's from the real America.) |
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Stossel: Why Hollywood Was Against the 'Atlas Shrugged' Film
05/05/13, 01:42
Stars for Hannity, Mr. Prevent-Public-Access-to-Health-Care-At-All-Costs, pretending to care about people with cancer. |
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Greg Duva: USA Petition to Reverse Roe v Wade
05/03/13, 17:15
The telepathic alien bee monster wishes to speak for a moment on the subject of Roe v. Wade. |
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Are you a Jewish Mother?
05/03/13, 17:13
No, we are not all Jewish mothers. I'm an Icelandic great-aunt, thank you very much.
Our stereotype is that we're constantly eating herring. |
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Siskel & Ebert review Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
05/03/13, 00:58
I think this movie might actually be more enjoyable if you haven't been exposed to KitH before. It's a good introduction to them, but ironically not as fun for fans because they expect better from them.
Man, the chemistry between these two was really lightning in a bottle. Ebert and Roper were so bland in comparison. Roper worshiped campy horror films, disliked cartoons (aside from Pixar stuff) and otherwise just agreed with Ebert on more or less everything. |
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Slow News day? Do a report on the world's fastest soda machine!
05/02/13, 19:25
Reporting live from a town where people are incredibly desperate for something to talk about. |
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Depends for MEN
05/02/13, 02:40
Remember, MEN, you're not a real man unless you reject anything even remotely related to women. Because real men act like 8 year olds who just heard about cooties for the first time. Look at this package! It's PINK! I'm gonna fucking PUNCH IT! I'm gonna punch that box of adult diapers until it CRIES!
Also:
http://i.imgur.com/Ok1jzxV.png |
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Dr. Who The Movie Promo
05/02/13, 00:41
So basically, it's how the Star Wars fandom regards every movie in the franchise except Empire. |
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Dr. Who The Movie Promo
05/01/13, 16:56
TV SERIES
FAN CLUB
WEB SITES |
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Dr. Who The Movie Promo
05/01/13, 16:55
People are still furious about the "half human" thing. |
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The Life of Julia
05/01/13, 06:05
So Obama stayed president for 65 years? Keen.
Shame on them for not calling the cat "Rachel Meowdow." Why is humor an alien language to most conservatives? |
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Stephanie Sanson screams and flips people off on American Idol Auditions
05/01/13, 00:29
I haven't paid attention to this show since season one, but I guess at some point both Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell got bored of doing this year after year and took off. But Randy Jackson is going to be sitting in that judge's chair from now until they pry his bloated corpse off of it. His last word will be "dog." |
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fluttershy hypnosis
04/30/13, 12:45
They control your BRAIN? You show them the PAIN! |
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Man loses life savings to a carnival game
04/30/13, 09:11
The balls in tubs overpowered him and forced him to go home and get more money. |
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Skyrim - Spending Time With Babette
04/29/13, 18:35
I just watched this video. How long do I have until the cops arrive? |
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Undertaker: 'Don't Drink and Drive.'
04/29/13, 14:08
FREE AUTOGRAPHS FROM THE UNDERTAKER WHEN YOU DRUNKELY PLOW YOUR SUV INTO A BABY CARRIAGE.
ALSO PAUL BEARER WILL SING AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY. |
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McDonald's 'Big America' burger commercial
04/29/13, 03:13
"Hail to the Chief" is playing constantly in Obama's car. He can't turn it off.
They won't let him. |
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But I'm a Nice Guy
04/28/13, 14:26
It's time to switch things up from the old "slice of the pie" paradigm. |
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But I'm a Nice Guy
04/28/13, 14:25
Oooh, I've wasted my life. |
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Poker Night 2 Launch Trailer
04/28/13, 14:22
Not even Brock Samson can get me to tolerate that fucking Borderlands robot. |
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