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Namor: Dr. Dooms' Day
07/06/11, 18:55
The most widely held belief on the internet is that EVERYTHING is ripping off Star Wars.
CONSIDER: In The Empire Strikes Back, Luke gets his hand chopped off. In Beowulf, the Grendel gets its hand chopped off. Hey, 9th century Saxon poets! You owe George Lucas a lot of money! |
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My Life Is Avatar - Republic City News
07/06/11, 18:48
(begin watching video)
(someone mentions Fire Nation)
Oh! It's the GOOD Avatar! That's a relief. I thought fuckers were going to start painting themselves blue.
Still not watching more than ten seconds of this, though. |
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Happy birthday to Mai Waifu Kotonoha Katsura
07/06/11, 05:36
Oh, I know where I've seen this character before. She's from that cutesy romance show where she and her best friend like the same boy. And then at the end, she hacks her friend to death and elopes with a duffel bag containing her boyfriend's severed head.
Ha ha, I'm not kidding, Japan why do you exist.
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Fireworks Outlet Ad
07/06/11, 05:20
Local commercials are the only commercials worth anything anywhere. |
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The land's preeminent legal commentator, Nancy Grace, declares that the Devil is Dancing
07/06/11, 05:11
Wow, Cena. You sure are knowledgeable about this cartoon you profess to hate.
But SURPRISE ENDING: I'm actually okay with the death penalty, though I think it should be used sparingly because there is never a good reason to be like Texas. And if she'd been found guilty, I'd have been okay with Casey Anthony getting it.
But now we've been robbed of this possibility, and Batman is dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Can-Can remix.
07/06/11, 01:43
Unabashed joy. |
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The land's preeminent legal commentator, Nancy Grace, declares that the Devil is Dancing
07/05/11, 23:26
Easy: Glenn Beck. Nancy never comments on matters of import, just on tabloid-fodder trials that get blown out of proportion. I'm not saying it's not a big deal that a toddler got killed, but Nancy screeching about it is probably going to end up affecting fewer people than when Glenn plays war apologist or tells us how we need to obliterate medicare or we're communists. |
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Kodomo No Jikan Review
07/05/11, 18:31
[hard-boiled private eye voice]
I knew there was somethin' fishy about his story when he said he'd gone to a video store to try and find the cartoon. No one under 50 has gone to a video store since 2006. That's a documented fact. And all his forced outrage just confirmed this guy wasn't on the up n' up. Hell, he was tryin' harder to hide his boner than Michelle Bachman's husband at a pride rally.
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Kodomo No Jikan Review
07/05/11, 16:24
Coming up next: wall-to-wall Animaniacs videos. |
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The Dolphin: Story of a Dreamer Trailer
07/05/11, 16:19
Just wait until he learns the Magic Dolphin Teleport. |
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Understanding Lolicon
07/05/11, 03:20
But on the plus side, its title sounds like "Wokka to Kurosawa" so I'm going to pretend it's a game about Fozzie Bear becoming friends with the director of Seven Samurai.
Also they're cops. |
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sifian reviews the onahole
07/05/11, 03:18
HI EVERYONE. NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE, HERE ARE SOME THINGS I'VE DECIDED TO STICK MY COCK IN.
This man is on a quest to repel any and all potential employers. |
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Promo for the 1980-1981 season premiere of Saturday Night Live
07/05/11, 00:17
Don Pardo is 93 years old and still does the announcing for the show. No one else in this clip matters. |
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DC and Marvel Comics ran TV commercials in 1994
07/04/11, 18:00
Sandman and Preacher made for good readin', and both were from DC.
Other than that? Meh. Though I still read a bunch of the books in these ads back in the day, but in fairness I was an adorable lil' mini Xeno when this ad aired so I had no concept of what "good" was yet. |
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Understanding Lolicon
07/04/11, 16:55
Let me tell you a story, people. A story of a world where little girls aren't saddled with annoying concepts like human rights and personhood, because they're literally domestic animals. That you can fuck.
HOW IS THAT NOT ART, HUH? I DEMAND AN NEA GRANT.
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Understanding Lolicon
07/04/11, 16:24
Well, I wasn't going to watch the video, but you've tempted me with exquisite madness and now I HAVE to.
Thanks, JERK. |
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Nintendo Accused of Monopolizing The Gaming Industry - circa 1991
07/03/11, 20:25
Um, that was supposed to be its own comment, not a reply to myself.
And now I've gone and replied to myself again to explain this! And now I have to go and fight Astos! DAMMIT NINTENDO. |
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Nintendo Accused of Monopolizing The Gaming Industry - circa 1991
07/03/11, 20:20
To be fair, Mr. Frick, your company made Dudes With Attitudes.
Seriously, I'm not saying Nintendo weren't being dicks here, but why was every unlicensed NES publisher so terrible? |
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Nintendo Accused of Monopolizing The Gaming Industry - circa 1991
07/03/11, 20:14
ECONOMICS IN ACTION: Competition breeds innovation and helps the overall growth of an industry. Especially when said competition is motivated by revenge.
REVENGE: Cornerstone of prosperity. |
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Retro Game Master: Super Fantasy Zone
07/02/11, 04:01
Caminante gets my stars. |
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