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What liberal women don't understand about liberal men
07/26/11, 19:29
LIBERALS ARE SO DUMB AND SEXIST..LET ME RANK THE WORTH OF WOMEN BY THEIR HOTNESS... |
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The Veil
07/26/11, 19:27
UH...THEY'RE NOT CALLED "SPELLS", THEY'RE CALLED MAJYCKAL INKANTATIONS AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION WITCHES (OR "WARLOCKS" LIKE MYSELF) DON'T CAST DARK MAJYCK ONTO PEOPLE |
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Holly's Story Clip: I'm gonna get an abortion!
07/26/11, 14:45
LIFE IS PRECIOUS AND GOD AND THE BIBLE |
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The Veil
07/26/11, 14:28
Uh, excuse me...pentaCLE. |
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Bucky Larson trailer
07/25/11, 16:06
Modern comedy is basically made by people who have extremely weak, shitty senses of humor so the comedy is all in the concepts and setup and never in the execution.
HAHAHA LOL PORN..and then the joke doesn't really go anywhere.
LOL SOME GUY'S PENIS....and then the joke doesn't go anywhere.
LOL A GUY BEING HIT ON THE HEAD/IN THE GROIN WITH SOMETHING HEAVY...etc.
That's pretty much what most comics/comic writers get away with nowadays. The humor doesn't really have to go anywhere so long as it somehow SEEMS funny and/or references something else already known to be funny. |
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The Adventures of TinTin -- Trailer
07/25/11, 16:01
Originally Peter Jackson was producing/directing and wanted to use CG to make it look like a living Herge cartoon. Then when Spielberg took over because Jackson wanted to be hands-on with Hobbit, he turned into a Robert Zemeckis/uncanny valley nightmare. |
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Courtney Stodden interview
07/25/11, 15:58
I still refuse to believe she's as young as she says she is...she looks like a fucking 40 year old Vegas hooker or something.. |
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CM Punk beats John Cena, wins title, leaves company
07/25/11, 03:15
hey, wrestling isn't real just so you know. |
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Sara Carbonero reptilian shapeshifting
07/25/11, 03:14
yes, because super-advanced aliens wouldn't be able to do something like wearing fucking contacts you stupid, kool-aid swilling douchenozzles. |
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Gripping (subtitled) speech by the Norwegian Prime minister to the victims of the 2011 Norway attack
07/24/11, 23:32
The problem with the death penalty is that it is a punishment that can never be adjusted or, if needed, rescinded. I would lose no sleep if the fuck that killed all these people was executed, but I think it's unjust to condemn murder in one context and then say its ok if the state decides it.
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A 45-minute tour of Minecraft Middle Earth
07/24/11, 02:27
As a Tolkien geek, part of me finds this exquisite. And, yeah, Moria is fucking amazing. I would love to see what these guys come up with with making Mordor. Even just part of it. |
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Alex Jones asks David Gergen about Bohemian Grove Rituals
07/24/11, 00:13
The reason why so many men get so defensive about the goings on of Bohemian Grove is that, as rumor has it, there's a lot of the gay going 'round that place during their little "retreats." |
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Radio Free Albemuth: Trailer
07/24/11, 00:09
This is the worst PKD novel you could ever make into a movie. Even PKD probably wouldn't have wanted it published. In fact, he pretty much didn't, which is why he re-wrote it into VALIS and published that instead. |
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Radio Free Albemuth: Trailer
07/23/11, 22:12
Screamers was at least a mildly entertaining, cheesy sci-fi sort of thing, despite having almost nothing to do with the source material.
Paycheck on the other hand.... |
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NUTS AREN'T PEOPLE FOOD!
07/23/11, 18:30
Also, this guy is batshit. He runs thefruitarian.com and basically claims you can live entirely on only eating fruits and vegetables. Theoretically, this is true, but it also requires that you engage in a massive amount of physical activity. His diet plans are almost completely useless to an average person because of the insane amounts of sugar you would be consuming which would likely result in weight gain (even with modest physical activity) and probably blood sugar level problems after a certain amount of time. I hate people who think that because SOME people can subsist of these kinds of diets, therefore ALL people can, ignoring the genetic factors involved in why some people in some places/cultures can eat things differently and be effected differently. |
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NUTS AREN'T PEOPLE FOOD!
07/23/11, 18:24
I hate raw food/vegan/freegan/whatever fucktards. This usually spins down the drain until they're talking about how great it is to drink your own urine and smoke tea leaves.
Check out this guys video on bottled water (SPOILER: YOU CAN GET ALL YOUR WATER FROM FRUITS AND NEVER DRINK EVER)
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Dragon News Broadcast
07/23/11, 16:01
And now the news for dragons:
President Obama met with congressional leaders today to discuss the debt problem. No dragons were present or involved with the proceedings.
Singer Amy Winehouse passed away at the age of 27. She was not a dragon and, as far as is known, did not know any dragons. Dragons everywhere have, however, offered their condolences.
A bombing in Norway leaves several people dead, none of them dragons. The blasts did not harm any dragon lairs or great Dragon Lords.
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Michael Phelps Smoking From A Bong And Getting High The Cartoon
07/23/11, 11:37
Michael Phelps Smoking From A Bong and Getting High the Cartoon: THE VIDEO GAME.
FROM EA SPORTS. |
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THE HUNGER Music Video
07/23/11, 02:08
I'm more making fun of the vocalists' ridiculous attempt to sound like a combination of Peter Steele and Andrew Eldrich. |
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Beavis & Butthead watch the Weezer 'Buddy Holly' video
07/22/11, 22:47
I like the show, but I personally thought that spamming the front page with 90% B&B videos was bad form and just an abuse of front-page-submit. It was going a little overboard.
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