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Parasite Eve: The Movie
07/13/08, 14:30
Then it might have been a movie first, before the game. In any case, I reviewed this a long time ago when I used to write movie reviews and ever since it has been a minor mission of mine to steer people away from it who think "OH WOW AWESOME PARASITE EVE MOVIE" because it's really slow, overlong, and based on the book which has little connection to the game.
My favorite scene is one of the initial organ harvesting sequences where you can tell they basically put a microphone in wet spaghetti or something and moved it around to create "surgical noises." |
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The Martinettis Bring a Computer Home
07/13/08, 02:10
I like how the VERY FIRST THING they introduce the AMAZING WORLD OF COM-PU-TORS with is a kid making a fark-style photoshop. How incredibly prophetic. |
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Parasite Eve: The Movie
07/13/08, 02:08
To clarify, though, Parasite Eve was a novel before anything. Then a video game, then a movie, though the movie is more accurate to the book. The game took the basic premise, but moved in a whole different direction. |
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Parasite Eve Intro
07/13/08, 00:05
Wouldn't really call it an RE clone since there were no zombies and the combat was turn based. Good intro. Game was merely OK, in my opinion. It had a good plot and some strong elements, but the game was just too fucking hard. The create-your-own-ammo system was interesting, but they made too many bosses who simply had immunity to so many things that you wound up in these Vagrant Story-style situations where you were fucked and had to use your weakest weapons to take on bosses because you accidentally chose a bad ammo or some shit. Too many cheap deaths in that game. |
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Halloween 3 - The Silver Shamrock Mask Commercial
07/12/08, 17:37
Not really. Debra Hill and John Carpenter wanted to turn Halloween into an anthology series where each movie was a different Halloween themed horror story. They no longer wanted to do the Myers story, so they left after this one when it became obvious the anthology idea would never work since the rights owners wanted to go back to Myers with part 4. |
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Halo 3: Cardboard Evolved.
07/12/08, 16:05
You know this shit is really cool....when you're about 4-6 years younger than this kid obviously is. |
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'Outlander' trailer
07/12/08, 15:59
I'm sold. I love this kind of crap. |
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L7's Donita Sparks tosses her used tampon at the crowd.
07/12/08, 13:54
Almost like trolls, eh? |
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Project Grizzly trailer
07/12/08, 13:54
This movie is really good, too. But, at the risk of sounding pretentious, it was better back when this guy wasn't as well known. |
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Two Ladies Dance to a Shakira Song.
07/12/08, 13:28
I'm guessing this vid won't last long once the real abuse starts.
IN 3....2.....
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Marquis de Sade Spektakel - Trailer
07/12/08, 13:27
Wow.....someone took something as spectacularly gay as 120 days of Sodom, and made it GAYER. |
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Deadly Reflex (severance)
07/12/08, 13:25
HOOOAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! |
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L7's Donita Sparks tosses her used tampon at the crowd.
07/12/08, 04:50
Why is it pixelated, seriously? Jesus.
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Librarian Removed and Cited for Carrying Sign
07/12/08, 04:47
Cop is a fucking idiot; exactly WHAT could be possibly cite her/arrest her for? |
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Gauntlet commercial
07/11/08, 17:19
It was an interesting attempt at an arcade dungeon crawler, but I think Gauntlet's reputation is mostly nostalgia. It wasn't that great, let's be honest, and your health going down even when you weren't being attack was bullshit. Yeah, I know the games are there to make money, but jesus it's not like Gauntlet was a cakewalk. Fuck you Ed Logg!! |
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The Repo Code
07/11/08, 17:17
Plate of shrimp. |
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Gleaming the Cube (trailer)
07/11/08, 15:14
To be entirely fair to this goofy looking movie, it wasn't that bad for the time, it had some decent skateboarding, and a lot of famous skaters from the time had cameos and did some of the skate stunts.
So...it wasn't a masterpiece, but it wasn't complete shit either. |
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How not to use a drive thru ATM
07/11/08, 14:57
YOU SNOOZE
YOU LOSE. |
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The Turtles describe their financial problems over the years
07/11/08, 12:49
Humorous, but the Turtles can suck a dick. Their lawsuit against De La Soul was one of the major turning points in the realm of sampling where it became almost de facto standard that samples were no longer legal to use at all without explicit permission which, of course, also usually meant generous payment to whatever has-been band the sample came from. They were part of what killed that wonderful era of early sampling experimentation with legal/greedy bullshit (whether it was hip hop, electro, or whatever) when lots of other artists were perfectly happy just being credited or acknowledged somehow. |
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Chrono Trigger- PSX Intro
07/11/08, 01:34
The intro was fine, but the cinematics in the game were awkwardly placed and really took you out of the game, more so than enhancing it. The real crime, though, was those awful new endings that took away the wonderful, vague simplicity of CTs original endings. |
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