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01/17/13, 20:11
So let me see if I understand the plan: bring the helicarrier into range, send all your paratroopers to take over Ellis Island, then plant a bomb with a five-minute fuse. It sounds like only one of these steps was strictly necessary, and in fact the other two steps hurt nobody except Cobra.
Thank God nobody told Cobra about boxcutters. |  | Gun dorks terrorize innocent citizens in the name of 'education'
01/17/13, 19:41
Shoulda been a response to sosage. I am abashed. | | Gun dorks terrorize innocent citizens in the name of 'education'
01/17/13, 19:40
Well obviously, when a gunman shows up, you'll be able to recognize them as the guys trying to shoot the gunman. | | Dennis the Menace (SNES) gameplay
01/17/13, 19:33
Dennis and Mr. Wilson are into role-playing. | | It's a living
01/17/13, 19:26
Jesus. Why isn't there a PSA about not becoming a camgirl unless you can deal with bullshit? Yeah I get how amusing this is, but I could see a girl like this doing something stupid and self-destructive. | | Helping the Parade
01/17/13, 13:14
But Binro, the fact that a dude on Youtube did it means that none of us has to bother. Surely that's worth the other four stars? | | Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation Episode 1
01/17/13, 10:27
Raphael was the only choice in the arcade game. His special move was a tuck/roll/kick maneuver, which was good for both attacking and avoiding attacks. Everyone else would swing their weapons while jumping in the air, and as soon as they'd land, a foot soldier would donkey punch them. | | Kittens and Ducklings
01/17/13, 06:21
So ... the ducklings have eaten most of the kittens by the end, and are saving the rest as a midnight snack? | | Grand-Illusion: Endless Spring
01/16/13, 19:05
Five stars now, fifteen to twenty more after the medicine's had a chance to work. | | NRA: Stand and Fight
01/16/13, 18:10
"I'm not sitting here and excusing Billy Joe Bumblefuck's gun fetish"
No, you're just rejecting any measures that are not both absolutely perfect and complete (which is to say all of them), while pretending to be somehow better than Billy Joe Bumblefuck.
Most of the talk focuses on assault rifles precisely because those are the sorts of weapons that have no legitimate uses in peace-time settings. Your pistol and your hunting rifle have their legitimate uses, and nobody is talking about restricting them. (There is talk of stricter background checks, better mental health treatment, etc. but those are matters of the person, not the gun.)
"Instead of attacking strawmen, why don't you articulate just how an assault weapons ban that only pertains to legal avenues of purchase can stop the ILLEGAL sale of guns? Thats what I want to hear. How this magical bill will make guns that are already in criminal hands suddenly disappear."
Perhaps you should quit with the strawmen yourself if you find them so offensive. No, a ban on sales of assault rifles won't make guns automatically disappear from criminals' hands, but it WILL reduce the pool of guns a criminal can get his hands on.
You still haven't answered, and will probably forever refuse to answer, why Adam Lanza didn't get an assault rifle from the black market, if it's such a go-to option for criminals. Adam first went to Dick's Sporting Goods, but they turned him down because he refused to deal with a background check and a waiting period. Then, a few days later, he stole his mom's legally-purchased assault rifle and went nuts. At no point did he buy an AR-15 via the criminal underground, which makes me think maybe, just maybe, it's significantly harder to find a guy selling assault rifles than it is to find a guy selling weed. | | NRA: Stand and Fight
01/16/13, 17:40
Scenario 1: you are a math teacher and you are armed. You see another armed adult in the halls one day, one you don't recognize. He could be a gunman, or he could be a substitute teacher. Do you dare shoot? Do you dare NOT shoot?
Scenario 2: you are a math teacher and you are armed. You hear what sounds like a gun shot. As you round a corner, you see another adult with a gun, but his face isn't turned to you. Do you dare wait for him to face you so you can confirm his identity, or do you shoot before he gets the chance to shoot back? Remember, your survival is at stake.
Scenario 3: you are a policeman responding to reports of gunfire at a school. You miss the good old days where you'd just look for the guy with the gun and bring him down, but now the teachers are packing too so you don't know who's a threat and who's not. How do you make sense of all this without putting your life at inordinate risk?
Scenario 4: same as scenario 3, except there are multiple people actively firing when you get there. In all likelihood at least n-1 of the shooters are panicked teachers in a situation they shouldn't be put in. Can you treat the teachers as innocents caught in the crossfire, or do you have to treat them as interchangeable with the initial gunman (if indeed there is one)? | | The Big Snit, 1985
01/16/13, 02:02
I used to stay up just for "O Canada". You should go here:
http://www.nfb.ca/explore-all-films/
My favorite was always "Black Fly":
http://www.nfb.ca/film/blackfly | | Star Trek Make Up and Wardrobe Tests
01/15/13, 12:10
The music gets all threatening when Wesley shows up.
I enjoyed this, though. Now I understand why Picard likes sitting back in his chair and watching security footage of his crew. | | 3D-Printed High-Capacity Rifle Magazine
01/15/13, 03:41
The War of 1812 proved pretty conclusively that militias are useless. Here in the US, we don't talk about the War of 1812 much; we even saw its bicentennial last year but nobody spoke of it. Canadians love to talk about it, though, because for them it was a rousing success. We sent some militias up into Canada to take on the British (we had grievances), and our militias got their asses handed to them. Sometimes our militias would even fight each other while the Brits sat back, ate scones and tea, and said things like "pip pip" and "cor blimey".
Eventually we started using professional armies and they held their own pretty well. Unfortunately, by about that time the British were starting to get sick of our shit and sent forces into the US, and even burned down the White House.
But anyway, my point: militias have been officially useless for over 200 years now. | | THE LITTLE PLATE IS ALWAYS THERE
01/15/13, 02:31
It's a little late to be learning about object permanence, isn't it? | | Does the Bible contain errors?
01/15/13, 02:30
That was the only part of this where I have to give the guy some respect. If only most right wing Christians would concede that Genesis is a story about God's love of all that he created, and not a science textbook, it would go a long way towards eliminating their tribal opposition to science.
In other news, Protestant opposition to abortion is actually younger than the Happy Meal:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2012/02/18/the-biblical-view-thats-younger-than-the-happy-meal/
It used to be that abortion was a uniquely Catholic obsession, and adopting the Catholic view of abortion was how the Religious Right got the Catholics on their side. Oh well, what's a little dicey theology when there are elections to win? | | Grand Illusions: Three Mice in a Box
01/14/13, 19:35
If I could be a child again and be molested by an old man, I think I'd want to be molested by him. | | FPSRussia Producer Keith Ratliff shot dead, no suspects
01/14/13, 18:29
There's one story where a mere boy scared off some robbers with an AR-15. So, good for him. But since no bullets were actually fired, the boy could have done just as well with any other firearm. Toy firearms might have worked too.
The only time a person could say "thank God I had an AR-15 because I really needed its awesome firepower for my own defense" is if you're trying to ward off wave after wave of Soviets, zombies, or police officers.
Surely you remember Hossam back in Baghdad, don't you? Google for "Hossam, bring the Kalashnikovs"; it will bring back memories. | | The Best Pythagorean Theorem Rap Ever
01/14/13, 17:39
Now I want to see Walter White do a rap on chirality* and how one isomer of thalidomide causes birth defects. Ah Walter, if only you'd realized how much money you could make as a rap artist.
*: No doubt a sneaky metaphor about how Walter White could have gone one way or the other, and been either a good or very bad man. | | FPSRussia Producer Keith Ratliff shot dead, no suspects
01/14/13, 13:58
I don't know how to break this to you, Gmork, but there are no absolutes in life. No amount of gun control can guarantee that a criminal will NEVER EVER get ahold of a gun. But only an idiot would argue that making it much more difficult wouldn't make it much more difficult. | |
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