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That Mitchell and Webb Look - Women, sort yourselves out
01/10/13, 21:06
WHEN MUSTACHES ARE OUTLAWED ONLY WOMEN WILL HAVE MUSTACHES |
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Atheist Experience - Caller verbalizes reason why the christian god allows child rape
01/10/13, 16:19
Its use as a device really picked up in the 80s and 90s, though, as new heroes were all trying to out-gritty each other. And what's grittier than roving rape gangs? Who is more deserving of gritty justice than roving rape gangs?
Or rather, THE Roving Rape Gang. I suspect it was a single gang that kept making the worst choices on where to set up shop. Like they go to Seattle, and wouldn't you know it, they pick the week that Mike Grell's Green Arrow has put away the trick arrows in favor of broadheads. |
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Atheist Experience - Caller verbalizes reason why the christian god allows child rape
01/10/13, 15:30
Back in the 80s and 90s, the Roving Rape Gang was a staple of superhero comics. Any time you'd want to demonstrate how badass a new hero was, you'd have an attractive woman cornered by a gang of thugs in a back alley, and while they were making their G-rated threats ("hey baby, you wanna party? we wanna party too"), the hero would descend upon them and beat the ever-loving shit out of them. They even had this in the "V for Vendetta" movie, if you aren't reading enough comics. But the utility of these scenes is that it would let us get a good measure of the hero's methods and style (does he banter? what are his powers? does he use lethal force? is he about weapons, martial arts, or high-tech gadgets? etc).
But the one variation we never saw in comics was the hero who waited for the rape to complete before beating up the Roving Rape Gang. So kudos to YHWH The God Man for retroactively putting a new spin on an oft-used superhero device. |
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Shyamalan's Newest Turd Nugget Movie - trailer
01/10/13, 09:47
Yeah, he said "earth". I think it's one of those racist things that people have taken on faith. |
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PBS: Explosive Evidence - Experts Speak Out
01/09/13, 10:14
How experienced are you in the field of building demolition?
Do bear in mind that building 7 had more going on with it than some kids on the roof setting off fireworks irresponsibly. Enough to lead to its collapse? Well I'm no expert either, but an overwhelming number of credible experts seem to be content with the conventional explanation, so maybe there's no conspiracy with WTC 7. |
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Geek Love: Ep. 1 - Brony Friend Zone
01/09/13, 09:13
Wish I could get him to commit to this promise: for one month, you'll make no effort whatsoever to land a girlfriend, and you won't even take a girl up on it if she offers. If he could do that, his brain would instantly shift into a place where he cold see women as people and not potential girlfriends. His life would be better, and pardoxically, it might actually help him find someone right for him.
Five mystery stars because he's dressed as Dipper Pines. That is the most wrong thing about this. |
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PBS: Explosive Evidence - Experts Speak Out
01/09/13, 08:41
When I was a kid, Leonard Nimoy hosted "In Search Of ...". It was an awesome investigative show about the unexplained; complete bullshit, but it at least spoke to a kid's imagination. What made it work was that they would present enough information about the week's topic to make it seem like an intriguing puzzle or phenomenon, but withhold the details that would suggest a mundane explanation. Still, the topics were fun.
So five stars for this video making me think of "In Search Of ...", minus one star for a lack of Bigfoot. And another for no Loch Ness Monster. And another no Kirlian photography. And one more for no Uri Geller bending spoons with his mind. |
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An autoscrolling level in a video game that actually looks fun to play.
01/09/13, 05:35
Not entirely sure what I watched, but I think I need to write fanfiction about it. |
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Geek Love: Ep. 1 - Brony Friend Zone
01/08/13, 20:36
A girlfriend is someone from the other tribe who, they have been led to believe, might make them feel complete. |
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Tony Bennett sings 'Slimey To the Moon' on Sesame Street
01/08/13, 18:47
0:46 - "A worm really needs the right stuff", and we're looking at a Fleshlight.
0:54 - "Or some timely assistance from snuff". |
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The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
01/08/13, 07:35
This. The video got yanked before I had a chance to see, but I can guess: uneducated white people living in rural America have few opportunities and make choices that we can't imagine making.
Between this and the Appalachian Kentucky documentary from the other year, I'm beginning to think the Appalachians themselves are our enemy. They leave people isolated and without access to education, job opportunities, or resources. |
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3 minute Think Big
01/08/13, 01:17
"You want me to belt you again?"
David Carradine would probably rather take of it himself. |
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Man Has Cerebral Palsy... And A Lust For Teenage Girls
01/08/13, 01:12
I wonder if it's any sort of defense that the decoy doesn't look 13 at all. If I had to guess I'd say 22 and she needs to take better care of her skin.
Chris Hansen could have more fun every time he needs to call a plumber, cable repair guy, or piano tuner. Just have the decoy greet them at the door, then wait 30 seconds before stepping out and asking what they were planning to do with the tuning forks. |
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Kid 2 years old, kills dad with gun!!!
01/07/13, 05:51
Gotta love that "WTF Japan" of all people nearly stumbled into a haiku. |
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Perfect Polly Electronic Parakeet
01/07/13, 05:33
From the description I assumed this was a parody of a commercial, so I couldn't figure out how this was fundamentally different from real commercials for crap that nobody needs. Okay, there's a little bit of subtle commentary like the tail feathers that don't appear to move unless you go full-screen and watch frame-by-frame like the Zapruder film. And yeah, it's a horrible concept. But still, I've seen worse in real life.
Then I realized that it was a real commercial that I was trying to analyze for its artistic content. Got me again, Flash! |
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camera mounted on trombone
01/07/13, 04:12
Whoa. A lot more entertaining than I would have expected! |
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Toms' Diner
01/06/13, 22:21
Submitting a new link, because the one that's there now is 99% hiss.
If there is any song that shoudn't be broken by MP3 compression, it's this one: this is the song that, back when they were developing MP3 compression, was hardest to get right. Once they could get Tom's Diner sounding proper under MP3, they knew they'd pretty much nailed the algorithm. So Suzanne Vega is occasionally called "The Mother of the MP3".
This song's lyrics are maddeningly pointless; it doesn't even distinguish itself as a snapshot of a typical morning. It's a song about nothing, which I suppose is appropriate, since Tom's Diner is also the diner from "Seinfeld". |
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Bobcat is accidentally trapped
01/04/13, 14:30
Adrenaline-fueled laughter as they put themselves at risk to free a trapped animal. You might as well get on them for using bad words too. |
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Michael Nodianos confession video leaked by Anonymous
01/04/13, 11:17
"That shit happens because assholes like you make it fucking clear you're OK with it through jokes like these."
Jokes, exactly. There's a good chance that people are just blowing off steam, and don't really trust prisons to maintain a Justice Rape Squad to enforce karmic payback. People are getting pissed off by an asshole on the Internet and are venting their piss; that's my read on it until I see evidence to the contrary. |
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The More You Pay
01/04/13, 09:29
In all fairness to Don McLean, I think he's mostly objecting to treating a woman like an animal for show. But unfortunately he takes the metaphor a little too far; it's a metaphor that can get out of hand all too easily.
At least it's not as bad as "Chestnut Mare" (accessible via the "horsefucker" tag), where they sing about stalking the horse for weeks, watching it bathe, and eventually making it "like a wife". |
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