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Talk Show Host Calls For Armed March on D.C. by TheAlexJonesChannel
05/08/13, 12:11
Now THAT'S commenter / comment synergy. |
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Talk Show Host Calls For Armed March on D.C. by TheAlexJonesChannel
05/08/13, 08:12
... which means they'll be EXTRA polite. |
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Talk Show Host Calls For Armed March on D.C. by TheAlexJonesChannel
05/08/13, 04:46
I can see it in my head: a thousand idiots pulling their guns out at the same time, all swiveling about and trying to locate the idiot with the gun. But it's okay; so long as nobody is paranoid enough to start panic-shooting, everyone will be fine. |
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And that is why you wear a helmet when you ride a two-wheeled vehicle
05/07/13, 21:49
Hey, I try to use a bicycle to get around when I can, and even I can't stand other cyclists.* So I can't fault your frustration and your imagination.
What matters is that you DID keep it to just imagination; it's okay to think whatever horrible thoughts you like, just so long as you don't act on them. Myself, I dream of sticking a broomhandle in their spokes and letting physics do the rest.
*: Mind you, I try not to engender those feelings myself. I actually do take the side roads, bike trails, and untraveled sidewalks to stay the fuck out of traffic's way. I need the exercise anyway. |
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Dennis Miller Unleashed on The Boston Terrorists - Bill O'Reilly - 4-24-13
05/07/13, 19:41
I could be wrong, but I think he's morphed into somebody he would have hated in his youth. |
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Interview with Charles, the guy who rescued Amanda Berry.
05/07/13, 09:54
It's quite a call. Sadly, it also reveals the street address and Charles's phone number.
While there are some folks, such as myself, who are tempted to use this information nearly constructively (such as to deliver him some McDonalds, weed, and hookers), you just know he's going to be harrassed. |
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Interview with Charles, the guy who rescued Amanda Berry.
05/07/13, 09:46
Most professional comedians don't have the style or delivery of this guy. |
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Interview with Charles, the guy who rescued Amanda Berry.
05/07/13, 08:37
That's the thing nobody has mentioned: what sort of amazing coincidence is it that these girls go missing, and this same guy finds them all and takes them home?
I've driven near Seymour Avenue lots of times, so odds are I've been within 500 feet of this house. |
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First hand-firing of the World's first 'fully' 3D-printed gun
05/06/13, 21:24
Huffington Post is a toilet. You heard it here first. |
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Tulpas: Imaginary Friends for Adults (The Basics)
05/06/13, 21:19
I remain amazed that there wasn't executive meddling along the lines of, "You know what would REALLY make this funny? If Chris Tallman were as crazy as the guests!" |
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Tulpas: Imaginary Friends for Adults (The Basics)
05/06/13, 13:07
I am reminded of this bit from "Crossballs" (where everyone, except for grey mustache guy and long black hair guy, are comedians posing as experts):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFmFkuw6yIU#t=8m6s |
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Wet Hot American Summer: relationships
05/06/13, 10:52
... shit, I think I just made it sound like food deserts are totally rad. Not my point at all (nor do I live in a food desert, I'm just picky). What I'm doing is entirely voluntary and nobody should be forced to go to this much effort for groceries. |
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Wet Hot American Summer: relationships
05/06/13, 10:40
Thanks! This past week I bicycled 36 miles, 21 of which were over the weekend; when I started exercising early last year I would have been hard-pressed to do 3.6 miles. (This time last year I could do maybe 15 miles a week, or 20 if I pushed it.)
Now that I've gotten a basic level of cardiovascular health back, I'm finding I can gradually increase my endurance by finding excuses to travel to increasingly remote destinations and carry back increasingly heavy loads. It used to be that I'd bicycle to the dollar store (2 miles away) for some light grocery shopping, then I advanced to trips to the regular grocery store (3 miles away), and then I started going to the wholesale club (4.5 miles away). Of late I've been doing a circuit that includes all of the above plus the restaurant supply store, for a total of 13 miles. Weekly groceries may require repeat visits to some of these stores -- there's only so much I can carry in a backpack -- and yes, I imagine I look pretty stupid bicycling with all this shit. Stupid like a fox! |
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Wet Hot American Summer: relationships
05/06/13, 03:44
Here's what insomnia has led me to build:
http://www.paprikash.com/poetvurlfixer/
This will fix your YouTube URLs for you before you submit them to poeTV. |
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Ashli isn't gay. But most of her relatives are dead.
05/06/13, 03:28
Doctor Zaius is there to provide moral support. |
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Wet Hot American Summer: relationships
05/06/13, 01:44
You aren't submitting good URLs. Here is your original URL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=755Ov3moUPQ&feature=endscreen
Here is the format it needs to be in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=755Ov3moUPQ
Note all the crap I stripped out of the URL, so the only parameter is "v=". Note also that it starts with "http:", not "https:" -- that wasn't an issue with the URL you submitted, but it's an issue with a lot of URLs in these parts.
Wanna make this even more complicated? Go to this URL:
http://www.regexpal.com/
Put this in the top box:
^http://www.youtube.com/watch\?v=\S{11}$
And then put your URL in the bottom box. If your URL turns yellow, you've got a valid URL for PoeTV submission. |
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Stossel: Why Hollywood Was Against the 'Atlas Shrugged' Film
05/05/13, 12:23
This makes me want to do a version of "Atlas Shrugged" where, near the end, John Cusack appears out of nowhere and holds a boombox over his head outside Dagny Taggart's window. They run off together to the sound of a million Randroids' heads exploding in a shower of sparks. |
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Stossel: Why Hollywood Was Against the 'Atlas Shrugged' Film
05/05/13, 08:40
You'll find the strangest people being entitled little bitches these days. Yesterday I was in the local army surplus / camping store, looking for a hat, and there were a couple veterans talking. One of them was bitching that he deserved a medal for serving in the Cold War, not for fighting any particular battles, just for being in the armed services. The other one was bitching that people who lived stateside as civilians during WWII didn't get enough recognition as heroes, because they contributed to the war effort.
Some years ago, Fox News was demonizing Mr. Rogers for teaching people that everyone is special, and in a way -- albeit not a Fred Rogersly way -- they're right. A lot of people love to think they're more special than they are and they expect something for their specialness; I just see it more in the Fox News crowd than in Sane America. |
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NRA President - War of Northern Aggression
05/04/13, 15:05
Yeah, and ever notice all those news stories about men raping women? Where are the stories about men choosing NOT to rape women? |
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NRA President - War of Northern Aggression
05/04/13, 14:36
The War of Southern Picking a Fight and Getting Their Asses Kicked |
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