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Step by Step - Bar Fight Scene
10/10/12, 18:03
Patrick Duffy cannot be killed; he just respawns in the shower. |
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The Brady Bunch: Peter's Volcano
10/10/12, 16:04
This. |
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Hank Hill sings 'Soul to Squeeze'
10/10/12, 10:52
Five stars for this guy; five more for Dread Pirate Roberts. |
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Neutered kitty doesn't recognize himself
10/10/12, 07:30
ON REMULAK WE DO NOT REQUIRE TESTICLES |
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New Obama Ad: Big Bird
10/09/12, 19:48
As for the drone strikes, I'm not a fan, but I'm even less a fan of every other tactic I can think of for dealing with active terrorists in other countries. Here are the options that come to mind:
a) Trust foreign governments to take care of terrorists for us. (Not like they did with bin Laden, where I guess Pakistan thought we meant "set him up in a comfy estate". Apparently we weren't clear enough.)
b) Don't try to deal with terrorists at all while they're overseas.
c) Sanctions.
d) Full-scale invasion.
e) Carpet bombing.
f) Cruise missiles.
g) Drone attacks.
Of those options, drone attacks stand the best chance of being both surgical and effective. It of course depends upon the intelligence we can obtain, and I don't doubt the administration is overstating both our accuracy and our precision. |
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New Obama Ad: Big Bird
10/09/12, 17:03
Is killing non-citizens any more acceptable than killing citizens?
I am just as unsettled by killing foreigners as I am about killing the three citizens; the fact that three of them could serve on a US jury doesn't make me prize their lives any more or any less than the other people killed. |
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New Obama Ad: Big Bird
10/09/12, 11:08
Suppose they make a point of going to rallies lynching Big Bird: how's that going to make them look? I bet it will make them look absolutely ridiculous, and it will discredit their cause. And that would be good.
I don't think Obama is an 11-dimensional chess master, and frankly I suck at chess so I wouldn't even know; but I know enough to try to think ahead and imagine what the other guy's options will be after I move. I'm betting Obama can do that too.
Obama had a poor showing in the debate the other night, but he did one thing right that he took a lot of grief over: he refused to try to nail Romney on the 47% thing. You see, Romney probably had a prepared response for that, so the smart thing was not to give him the opportunity to present his prepared response. Like I say, I believe Obama knows enough to think ahead. |
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perfect eminem drawing
10/09/12, 10:56
It's at least as good as that drawing of Heisenberg on "Breaking Bad". I'm constantly amazed that Hank hasn't been able to ID his brother-in-law from that drawing. |
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Dog Levitates Biscuit in Yoda Costume
10/09/12, 09:59
Fidochlorians? |
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New Obama Ad: Big Bird
10/09/12, 07:50
The point of sarcasm, when it's done well, is to force the other person to think through an absurdity to arrive at a conclusion they otherwise would have resisted. So I think this ad works. But somewhere, Jon Stewart is wondering whether he's briefly been rendered redundant. |
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Elvis Presley, 'Fever', live
10/08/12, 23:18
Minus four stars for this guy ripping off Johnny Bravo. |
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Teen Angel - Ep 1
10/08/12, 17:01
"The Gary Coleman Show":
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=47851
So no, "Teen Angel" isn't the first show where a dead guy uses his angel powers for the benefit of teenagers. Plus there's a sassy lady boss. |
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Teen Angel - Ep 1
10/08/12, 11:49
I have to say, "lead character dies of food poisoning in the first minute" is a peculiar way to start a sitcom. At least in "The Gary Coleman Show", they were pretty vague about what he died from. |
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Teen Angel - Ep 1
10/08/12, 07:38
Sonuvagun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfUq_XVVmTE#t=3m9s |
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Beast Keeper
10/07/12, 19:20
I bet Prince Ashitaka wishes he had one of those yoyos. |
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South Park Parodies Honey Boo Boo
10/07/12, 19:15
"Libertarians are a little bit zealous, but they're way better than most liberals and conservatives."
You've just about hit the nail on the head: most "libertarians" are garden variety conservatives who think garden variety conservatives are idiots, so they claim to be a more advanced species. Of course, there was a time when a person could be a conservative in good standing while realizing Ayn Rand was nuts; back then people had the good sense to see that libertarians were taking things to ludicrous extremes.
If people are going on like libertarian views are idiotic, it's because libertarian view ARE kind of idiotic. We already tried the libertarian way of doing things (i.e. keeping the government out of the market so that things will take care of themselves), discovered it made for a miserable existence for the vast majority of people, and only then started making laws to compensate for the many many failings of the libertarian approach.
The past four or five years, with the near meltdown of our economy due to deregulation, should be enough to make any libertarian rethink their simplistic view of the world. |
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Bluegrass performance goes horrifingly right.
10/07/12, 17:58
I'd bet these guys don't know who the Wandering Jew was: allegedly someone who pissed Jesus off on his way to the crucifixion, so Jesus cursed him to live and wander until the Second Coming. Was kind of a big thing during Medieval times.
In German they call him "der ewige Jude", the Eternal Jew. The Nazis appropriated the phrase for some of their anti-Semitic propaganda. |
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Mars Attacks 'Why Can't We All Just Get Along?'
10/07/12, 17:29
I dug "Big Fish". |
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MacGyver takes down a racist
10/07/12, 13:17
Booger Stew
Ingredients:
TVP (textured vegetable protein)
celery
carrots
Vegeta (or some other spice mix)
Chop up the vegetables. Put the vegetables, spices, and TVP in a pot of water. Cook until the TVP looks like boogers and the vegetables are soft. Thicken with potato starch. |
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MacGyver takes down a racist
10/07/12, 13:15
I love booger stew, MacGyver. |
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